Lindsay Lohan made her Paris Fashion Week debut this weekend as the “muse” of Ungaro’s fashion line, and what a muse she is. In fact, Lindsay’s face alone has inspired me to forge some sort of “Rehab Rocket” which I’ll then strap her to and fire into the sun. See? Look at that. I just found the cure for drug addiction. Thanks, muse.
EDIT: Just in case there were any doubts, Lindsay’s fashion line was a complete bomb. But she’s so musey!
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Dear Gabrielle Anwar In A Bikini, WHAT HAPPENED? |
@ 46 you are such a loser.
Okay, what is with her LIPS!? And omg, she’s got wrinkles everywhere! She’s too young to have skin like that. She will NOT age well.
@46, are you stoned or simply have Down syndrome, Randal?!? Or should I say, Lindsey!!! We know that is you, Linds. Seriously, no man thinks you are beautiful or talented. And no dude would say something like, “…this diva.” Are you freaking serious?
Her “knowledge on unique style”?! That really is hilarious. You should write for Fish. Too funny.
Looks like she barely can’t believe it herself.
Just don’t leave her alone with things like jewellery,cash,silver candle holders and crockery.Maybe then it will be okay.
Wow, what the fuck happened? She used to be pretty .
what the HELL?
I feel pity for this person, she looks like someone’s whose destiny is to be a hobo.
Engrish ftl
Can anyone confirm – Just heard Miss Lohan will be making a guest appearance on the CBS show Accidently on Purpose tonight
In that first picture it looks like she’s channeling Courtney Love. Except lilush is over 20 years younger and has much saggier tits.
Go figure.
Is she about to say something or is that what her retarded lipjob looks like all the time? Also, is she CRYING??? She is pathetic personified.
i actually think she looks good in these. especially compared to most of the pictures we see on here. not the first one though, she sucks at pouting. that said, i’d like to hold her hand and stuff.
What the hell did Lindsay do to her lips? It looks like she was punched in the mouth by Mike Tyson.
Guess that is what happens since she has spent so much time eating pussy,,,, because damn those lips look more like an old horny cunt than a pair of crack pipe holders…
WhyTF does she look like Courtney Love…
Wow… where to start? The laughable trout pout, the fact that she looks like a midget next to that model chick, her effing retarded facial expressions… man. She is looking rough.
Nice lips.
Look at that picture of her and keep reminding yourself that she is only 23 years old.
sad
she looks a good 20 years older than she really is. and those lip injections look like shit!!
she is going to be using botox in about a year or so. she will be dead before 30 which by then she will look like she’s pushing about 70 or so.
EEEEWWWWWWW… GROSS!
I feel really bad for this girl! She looks so high! Can someone please shake her?! This is so sad…
She needs to get an education. Even that Hilton girl went to FIDM for a couple of years to learn a thing or two about the Jewish fashion industry. Some people think they can do anything with no training or education; however, this is only for the very few. Lindsay is no Tom Cruise or Jen Aniston who I heard are a couple of high school dropout, which would explain a lot, who think they know how to rule the world, too.
#36 don’t make me puke.
Not to be racist but… Fuck the French. Bunch of prancing twats the lot of them!
#22.. are you being serious? You can’t compare Lindsay to Angelina and Jodie Foster… LMAO!!
Is it just me or does that Ungaro woman walking with her has Samantha Ronson’s scowl? They must be blood relatives.
Lindsay just happens to be the hottest fifty year old on the catwalk. suck on that Madonna!
She is disgusting beast. What a skank ho wacked out on drugs, Good show loser!
She’s crying because she caught her reflection in a camera lens and thought it was Donatella Versace.
Then reality set in, for a couple minutes. Then the next bump set in.
*repeat*
Wow LiLo, drugs make you sooo sexy. Can’t wait to see your emaciated corpse splashed across the tabloids.
The other chick has Gollum feet.
With the lip job and now the cheek implants (they shove them up between your upper gum line, no scars) she went from looking like a shanty Irish kid from the south shore of LI to a ginger Jew of Great Neck, non?
She appears to be in terrible anguish and emotional pain. My guess she’s heading for a breakdown and hospitalization.
I agree that she looks totally wasted in the pictures. Did anybody see the video coverage of this even with her walking the runway,??She had absolutely NO IDEA how to walk like a model. She ran down the runway looking like a whore chasing down some expensive cock to suck on for a night. It was totally unclassy and her behaviour and “presentation” at this event is something she should be totally ashamed of. The was completely outclassed by every other girl there. Next to these refined models, when she goes tramping out wasted, on short graceless legs she really shows off the white trailer trash that she is. Agreed, she is well on her way to another meltdown, soon she will be 50 at 25 and when the money runs out there will be no friends and no more stupid cosmetic surgery. Oh, well…
Death watch. Very sad.
rehab clinics do fashion shows?
wow, so this is what drugs can do to a beautiful 20-smtg year old.
What a waste. She looks 40.
What the hell was Ungaro thinking anyhow?
I am not a Lohan fan but come on!!! Her fashion looks normal compared to a lot of stuff psychotic designers create that’s cheered on the runways. Leave her alone on this one.
7-8 pictures “A -material”, the kind for vanity fair and vogue cover.
Somebody give her some more crack…seriously, the bitch ain’t stoned enough to get the Amy Winehouse, “Lookit How Stoned I Am” award and join the Shitney High Honor Society. Get her some more drugs.
For all the people that ask ‘IS SHE CRYING?’ the answer is ‘YES’. People walked out on her show and she was upset, she was trying to hold back the tears which is why her face looks so contorted and ugly. You would never say anything as cruel in real life, and I don’t think that people are really this mean. Here on a stupid website being cruel is all a game, like a punching bag you use to relieve stress.
46. Randall….you are a sick man.
It’s obvious nobody in her inner circle is helping her rid the addiction.
I wonder if she even has loved ones.
She looks to be the puppet of a multitude of people including her family.
So sad…
That poor thing.
:/
first, she turns to eating sushi,
and now, madonna look alike.
woah… such invective…
dont you people have lives of your own ?
maybe stop hunting on celebs
to try to drive them down
to make yourselves
feel *better* ?
it really just makes you sader [more sad ?]
so get a grip
hold on tight
and love linds : )))
/…here we go.,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
fine
Please …I have had enough already of her