Lindsay Lohan made her Paris Fashion Week debut this weekend as the “muse” of Ungaro’s fashion line, and what a muse she is. In fact, Lindsay’s face alone has inspired me to forge some sort of “Rehab Rocket” which I’ll then strap her to and fire into the sun. See? Look at that. I just found the cure for drug addiction. Thanks, muse.
EDIT: Just in case there were any doubts, Lindsay’s fashion line was a complete bomb. But she’s so musey!
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Josh | October 5, 2009 at 11:09 am
Frist!
P911GT10C | October 5, 2009 at 11:12 am
KILL IT!! KILL IT NOW!!!
oh, and #1, you’re a loser.
It's Me Fuckers | October 5, 2009 at 11:14 am
come on Superfish! Have a COCK day for the women on here!! *pretty please with a blowjob on top*
antilipplump | October 5, 2009 at 11:17 am
OMFG that lip filler looks like crap. She was SO cute when she was little. Every time I see her now I cringe a little more.
joejoe | October 5, 2009 at 11:18 am
How amusing.
amanda | October 5, 2009 at 11:19 am
she looks like shes 40
I'm a Picker, I'm a Grinner, I'm a Lover, and I'm a Sinner | October 5, 2009 at 11:21 am
Awww
There, there Lindsay, just hike up that skirt and give me a few minutes so I can release my warm ejaculate into your waiting butthole whilest I give them boobies the ol’ reach around and it will be all better
DCLeisurist | October 5, 2009 at 11:23 am
What a shame. She’s in her mid 20′s and loks like she’s about 40. Sad, sad, sad. At least she’s not too fat; thank you cocaine!
That said, I’d plug her holes like a cork and eat her ass like it was a Fudgy the Whale ice cream cake. The herpes are the sprinkles!
DCLeisurist | October 5, 2009 at 11:23 am
What a shame. She’s in her mid 20′s and loks like she’s about 40. Sad, sad, sad. At least she’s not too fat; thank you cocain!
That said, I’d plug her holes like a cork and eat her ass like it was a Fudgy the Whale ice cream cake. The herpes are the sprinkles!
JimmyD | October 5, 2009 at 11:32 am
When they make another remake of ” Bewitched,” she has a shoe in for the role of Endora. Little make up required, and playing the role of some batty mother witch is perfect for her.
frank | October 5, 2009 at 11:35 am
She look’s like she’s 50.
Jessica | October 5, 2009 at 11:38 am
She looks horrible in these pictures.. I mainly think it’s the hair.. That color is just not working for her. She was once so beautiful.. what a shame!!! Get off the drugs lindsey!!!!!
Dread not | October 5, 2009 at 11:40 am
She’s got on a short dress and no crotch shot? Wow. I guess the French really do bring out the classy side of people. Of course, we haven’t seen the bathroom pics of Lilo snorting a pile of coke the size of a mountain in the Pyrenees. But I guess she’s earned the benefit of the doubt……….. yeah, right.
Oliver Chester The Molester Lester | October 5, 2009 at 11:44 am
I would hit this MILF with assunder.
Kellie | October 5, 2009 at 11:46 am
Man, she looks like peepee caca
sarah | October 5, 2009 at 11:55 am
if she looks 40 i cant wait to be 40!! linds, you’ll be fine once u stop treating yourself so, so horribly. go to india and chill in an ashram. trust me – your skin will thank u and so will ur fans (me!!)
Max Planck | October 5, 2009 at 11:58 am
Zombies!
cletus | October 5, 2009 at 11:59 am
She needs to hurry up and die; hopefully she will take the rest of her white trash family with her in a murder/suicide deal.
Eric | October 5, 2009 at 12:01 pm
I was talking to my doctor down at the hospital
He said, “Son, it says here you’re twenty-seven,
But that’s impossible
Cocaine– you look like you could be forty-five”
Sport | October 5, 2009 at 12:03 pm
such a disgusting whore. Ewww.
CinSi | October 5, 2009 at 12:08 pm
The ass shot – next to that model she looks meaty!
crazypants | October 5, 2009 at 12:23 pm
I hate what’s happened to her, what she’s done to herself and how fucking shitty people are to her – she’s a beautiful girl and a really fucking talented actress – genuinely talented – Mean Girls, Parent Trap, Freaky Friday – that’s for real acting and charm and comedic timing and accent work and physical work – and she’s awesome at it.
But she has the worst parents in the world who instilled absolutely no sense of limits or boundaries and at 23 she’s a fucking mess. Someone cool and together really needs to take her under their wing for a couple of years and have get her fucking head together.
It’s a tremendous waste of talent – she should’ve been on a forward career trajectory like Angelina Jolie or Jodie Foster rather than floundering about in a nedless coke haze w/ sleazy coke-head friends and family.
jessica | October 5, 2009 at 12:26 pm
oh she used to be pretty…
but now she´s pretty fucked up!
chick | October 5, 2009 at 12:33 pm
What’s wrong with her in these pictures? Is she crying?
oh man how saw | October 5, 2009 at 12:33 pm
can you say
ON CRACK!?
good god this bitch is wore out. and on crack.
sharon H | October 5, 2009 at 12:36 pm
those lips could kill someone
Margot | October 5, 2009 at 12:39 pm
meat-curtains for lips
oldguydank | October 5, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Was I asleep when the disgustingly bloated upper lip, far out of proportion to the lower, became a thing of beauty to be acquired at any cost? It looks like a fucking abscess. Who finds this attractive? How do plastic surgeons sell this? How can – ahhhh – piss on it.
Rogue | October 5, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Wow, she’s turned 42 before our eyes … the “hard” life.
Mal Gusto | October 5, 2009 at 1:02 pm
I have to frequently check Wikipedia to remind myself of her actual age (23!) My mind refuses to remember this fact, cause everytime I see her, I think 40 year old.
As Rick James so eloquently put it ” Cocaine is a helluva drug.”
Mal Gusto | October 5, 2009 at 1:03 pm
I have to frequently check Wikipedia to remind myself of her actual age (23!) My mind refuses to remember this fact, cause everytime I see her, I think 40 year old.
As Rick James so eloquently put it ” Cocaine is a helluva drug.”
havoc | October 5, 2009 at 1:06 pm
One word to describe Lindsay = WAS.
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http://www.thefamousphere.com | October 5, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Her transformation into Courtney Love will soon be complete.
Eeek! | October 5, 2009 at 1:12 pm
I’m really glad I’m not looking at these pics in HD.
joe blow | October 5, 2009 at 1:20 pm
Wow… she looks like Heidi Montag’s older, coked-out sister.
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Kelley | October 5, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Never have I seen a more haggard-looking 23 year-old … Jesus … and those duck lips are hideous. Makes me laugh out loud when I hear about Dina Lohan’s self-proclaimed “mother” skills. The whole family is trailer-trash with money … soon to be broke.
Christopher | October 5, 2009 at 2:26 pm
I just mused up in my mouth a little bit…
Robot | October 5, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Picture 3 looks like a police line up with two hookers.
PoisonIvyLeague | October 5, 2009 at 2:47 pm
I’d hit. In the face. With a baseball bat.
PoisonIvyLeague | October 5, 2009 at 2:48 pm
I’d hit it. In the face. With a baseball bat.
chupa | October 5, 2009 at 2:55 pm
good god yall, first of all, they’ll parade just about anyone down the damn runway these days:
– pam anderson – semi nude;
– Jessica simpson – just fug to the maxx;
– now this?
She looks 47. Period. My next door neighbor who is in her late forties does not have forehead lines like that.
Jesus Christ. cocaine is a helluva drug. I don’t give her past 33 to live. The heart, the internal organs, just can’t take that abuse for that much longer.
andrew | October 5, 2009 at 3:06 pm
i love how she looks good in all the other pics but the first one and thats the one he plasters on there. her lips dont even look bad at all she still looks cute. the hair is washing her out and this fashion line did not bomb it just wasnt a huge hit. bunch of dirty rats you all are. snakes!
Fuck you | October 5, 2009 at 3:12 pm
43. andrew – October 5, 2009 3:06 PM
i love how she looks good in all the other pics but the first one and thats the one he plasters on there. her lips dont even look bad at all she still looks cute. the hair is washing her out and this fashion line did not bomb it just wasnt a huge hit. bunch of dirty rats you all are. snakes!
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I’m sorry, you’ve obviously confused us with people who actually give 3 squirts of hot piss what you think.
Athena | October 5, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Has anyone noticed that in the first pic she looks like a younger version of Donatella Versace?
Randal | October 5, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Sexy, hot, beautiful, talented… how many more words does one need to describe this diva? Lindsay has made the pout what it is today with her full and generous lips. Her knowledge on unique style will certainly be felt in Ungaro’s fashion line.
A great business catch and a smart move too.
Randal
Jenny | October 5, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Looks like someone forgot Photoshop. But hell I like it, at least she looks human in these photos. The lips on the other hand, no.
Pat | October 5, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Why does Lindsay’s face always look ORANGE??? Lindsay, God made you with pale skin. Live with it.
swell | October 5, 2009 at 4:28 pm
swell.
penny | October 5, 2009 at 4:31 pm
she’s so broke she can’t afford to pay someone to do her eyebrows, makeup and hair proper?
talk about rock bottom.
…and why the hell is she puffing out her lips in the first photo? she’s really not ashamed of her terrible sausage lips is she?
what a slob.. a fashion ‘muse’ yet she can’t even walk down a runway without the least semblance of grace.