Lindsay Lohan made her Paris Fashion Week debut this weekend as the “muse” of Ungaro’s fashion line, and what a muse she is. In fact, Lindsay’s face alone has inspired me to forge some sort of “Rehab Rocket” which I’ll then strap her to and fire into the sun. See? Look at that. I just found the cure for drug addiction. Thanks, muse.
EDIT: Just in case there were any doubts, Lindsay’s fashion line was a complete bomb. But she’s so musey!
Photos: Getty, Splash News
Frist!
KILL IT!! KILL IT NOW!!!
oh, and #1, you’re a loser.
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OMFG that lip filler looks like crap. She was SO cute when she was little. Every time I see her now I cringe a little more.
How amusing.
she looks like shes 40
Awww
There, there Lindsay, just hike up that skirt and give me a few minutes so I can release my warm ejaculate into your waiting butthole whilest I give them boobies the ol’ reach around and it will be all better
What a shame. She’s in her mid 20′s and loks like she’s about 40. Sad, sad, sad. At least she’s not too fat; thank you cocaine!
That said, I’d plug her holes like a cork and eat her ass like it was a Fudgy the Whale ice cream cake. The herpes are the sprinkles!
What a shame. She’s in her mid 20′s and loks like she’s about 40. Sad, sad, sad. At least she’s not too fat; thank you cocain!
That said, I’d plug her holes like a cork and eat her ass like it was a Fudgy the Whale ice cream cake. The herpes are the sprinkles!
When they make another remake of ” Bewitched,” she has a shoe in for the role of Endora. Little make up required, and playing the role of some batty mother witch is perfect for her.
She look’s like she’s 50.
She looks horrible in these pictures.. I mainly think it’s the hair.. That color is just not working for her. She was once so beautiful.. what a shame!!! Get off the drugs lindsey!!!!!
She’s got on a short dress and no crotch shot? Wow. I guess the French really do bring out the classy side of people. Of course, we haven’t seen the bathroom pics of Lilo snorting a pile of coke the size of a mountain in the Pyrenees. But I guess she’s earned the benefit of the doubt……….. yeah, right.
I would hit this MILF with assunder.
Man, she looks like peepee caca
if she looks 40 i cant wait to be 40!! linds, you’ll be fine once u stop treating yourself so, so horribly. go to india and chill in an ashram. trust me – your skin will thank u and so will ur fans (me!!)
Zombies!
She needs to hurry up and die; hopefully she will take the rest of her white trash family with her in a murder/suicide deal.
I was talking to my doctor down at the hospital
He said, “Son, it says here you’re twenty-seven,
But that’s impossible
Cocaine– you look like you could be forty-five”
such a disgusting whore. Ewww.
The ass shot – next to that model she looks meaty!
I hate what’s happened to her, what she’s done to herself and how fucking shitty people are to her – she’s a beautiful girl and a really fucking talented actress – genuinely talented – Mean Girls, Parent Trap, Freaky Friday – that’s for real acting and charm and comedic timing and accent work and physical work – and she’s awesome at it.
But she has the worst parents in the world who instilled absolutely no sense of limits or boundaries and at 23 she’s a fucking mess. Someone cool and together really needs to take her under their wing for a couple of years and have get her fucking head together.
It’s a tremendous waste of talent – she should’ve been on a forward career trajectory like Angelina Jolie or Jodie Foster rather than floundering about in a nedless coke haze w/ sleazy coke-head friends and family.
oh she used to be pretty…
but now she´s pretty fucked up!
What’s wrong with her in these pictures? Is she crying?
can you say
ON CRACK!?
good god this bitch is wore out. and on crack.
those lips could kill someone
meat-curtains for lips
Was I asleep when the disgustingly bloated upper lip, far out of proportion to the lower, became a thing of beauty to be acquired at any cost? It looks like a fucking abscess. Who finds this attractive? How do plastic surgeons sell this? How can – ahhhh – piss on it.
Wow, she’s turned 42 before our eyes … the “hard” life.
I have to frequently check Wikipedia to remind myself of her actual age (23!) My mind refuses to remember this fact, cause everytime I see her, I think 40 year old.
As Rick James so eloquently put it ” Cocaine is a helluva drug.”
I have to frequently check Wikipedia to remind myself of her actual age (23!) My mind refuses to remember this fact, cause everytime I see her, I think 40 year old.
As Rick James so eloquently put it ” Cocaine is a helluva drug.”
One word to describe Lindsay = WAS.
.
Her transformation into Courtney Love will soon be complete.
I’m really glad I’m not looking at these pics in HD.
Wow… she looks like Heidi Montag’s older, coked-out sister.
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Never have I seen a more haggard-looking 23 year-old … Jesus … and those duck lips are hideous. Makes me laugh out loud when I hear about Dina Lohan’s self-proclaimed “mother” skills. The whole family is trailer-trash with money … soon to be broke.
I just mused up in my mouth a little bit…
Picture 3 looks like a police line up with two hookers.
I’d hit. In the face. With a baseball bat.
I’d hit it. In the face. With a baseball bat.
good god yall, first of all, they’ll parade just about anyone down the damn runway these days:
– pam anderson – semi nude;
– Jessica simpson – just fug to the maxx;
– now this?
She looks 47. Period. My next door neighbor who is in her late forties does not have forehead lines like that.
Jesus Christ. cocaine is a helluva drug. I don’t give her past 33 to live. The heart, the internal organs, just can’t take that abuse for that much longer.
i love how she looks good in all the other pics but the first one and thats the one he plasters on there. her lips dont even look bad at all she still looks cute. the hair is washing her out and this fashion line did not bomb it just wasnt a huge hit. bunch of dirty rats you all are. snakes!
43. andrew – October 5, 2009 3:06 PM
i love how she looks good in all the other pics but the first one and thats the one he plasters on there. her lips dont even look bad at all she still looks cute. the hair is washing her out and this fashion line did not bomb it just wasnt a huge hit. bunch of dirty rats you all are. snakes!
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I’m sorry, you’ve obviously confused us with people who actually give 3 squirts of hot piss what you think.
Has anyone noticed that in the first pic she looks like a younger version of Donatella Versace?
Sexy, hot, beautiful, talented… how many more words does one need to describe this diva? Lindsay has made the pout what it is today with her full and generous lips. Her knowledge on unique style will certainly be felt in Ungaro’s fashion line.
A great business catch and a smart move too.
Randal
Looks like someone forgot Photoshop. But hell I like it, at least she looks human in these photos. The lips on the other hand, no.
Why does Lindsay’s face always look ORANGE??? Lindsay, God made you with pale skin. Live with it.
swell.
she’s so broke she can’t afford to pay someone to do her eyebrows, makeup and hair proper?
talk about rock bottom.
…and why the hell is she puffing out her lips in the first photo? she’s really not ashamed of her terrible sausage lips is she?
what a slob.. a fashion ‘muse’ yet she can’t even walk down a runway without the least semblance of grace.