Lindsay Lohan was spotted outside The Lot doing what can only be described as high karate kicks in between her cigarette puffs. If you watch the video you can even hear the paparazzi confused as to what they’re seeing. “Is that her right there? Oh my God, that is Lindsay. She’s got the cast on.” Yeah, I wouldn’t know what to make of it either. All this time we thought Lindsay was breaking her limbs slipping at parties and in showers when really she’s just been keeping our streets safe from invisible monsters. She didn’t name her legs ‘Justice’ and ‘Fury’ for nothing.
yeah, doing a shit load of drugs will make you do weird stuff.
Ill have what she’s having.
so… yo chief…
that’s two portions
of whatever
no 52 is having
thanks :)
This is your brain on drugs…any questions?
playing to the paparazzi again…
It would appear that she’s practicing her Monty Python super silly walk. I do believe she may earn a grant for that walk from the ministry.
…we understand the new
…acceptance speech
…goes like
“fuck off and die”
babe ! get a grip
you must know someone useful
she can’t dance worth crap
she really can kick high!!
that’s probably because she smoked too much grass. haha