Lindsay Lohan is a dancing queen
Lindsay Lohan was spotted outside The Lot doing what can only be described as high karate kicks in between her cigarette puffs. If you watch the video you can even hear the paparazzi confused as to what they’re seeing. “Is that her right there? Oh my God, that is Lindsay. She’s got the cast on.” Yeah, I wouldn’t know what to make of it either. All this time we thought Lindsay was breaking her limbs slipping at parties and in showers when really she’s just been keeping our streets safe from invisible monsters. She didn’t name her legs ‘Justice’ and ‘Fury’ for nothing.