Lindsay Lohan was spotted outside The Lot doing what can only be described as high karate kicks in between her cigarette puffs. If you watch the video you can even hear the paparazzi confused as to what they’re seeing. “Is that her right there? Oh my God, that is Lindsay. She’s got the cast on.” Yeah, I wouldn’t know what to make of it either. All this time we thought Lindsay was breaking her limbs slipping at parties and in showers when really she’s just been keeping our streets safe from invisible monsters. She didn’t name her legs ‘Justice’ and ‘Fury’ for nothing.
Wampoon.com | September 22, 2006 at 7:52 am
Wow, she can kick pretty high.
http://www.wampoon.com
Nik | September 22, 2006 at 7:52 am
Doesn’t she know you’re not supposed to smoke if you have a broken bone? It impedes healing.
boobiezmagee | September 22, 2006 at 7:53 am
Crack is whack Lindsay.
pixel killya | September 22, 2006 at 7:53 am
high as a kite
Shaun | September 22, 2006 at 7:54 am
Lohan is a publicity whore but she’s doing. I will give her that. Drunk or railed up, lol, she is some what smart. Three brain cells is all that is required in the Lohan family. Paris is still at one.
Shaun | September 22, 2006 at 7:56 am
for what she’s doing* – typo
Harmony | September 22, 2006 at 7:56 am
oh its ok everybody–shes just dancing to ‘cocain’
dupababy | September 22, 2006 at 8:02 am
the truth is that she is not using her high kicks to fend off evil invisibles.. she’s using the air that swooshes from between her legs when she does those high kicks to destroy anything within a ten mile radius..
Sheva | September 22, 2006 at 8:04 am
She’s fightin bravely against the cooties that are trying to fly to her cooter.
Like flies to shit. The attraction works the same.
llllllllll | September 22, 2006 at 8:04 am
That sixth picture of her standing on one curved leg is sooooo funny…she looks like a lamb chop hahahaha
This is a Rock 'n Roll Takeover | September 22, 2006 at 8:05 am
LMAO!!! Wow…reminds me of when I was like 5 and I used to take my walkman outside and listen to Madonna and sing along and get really embarrassed when I’d turn around and see one of my neighbors standing in their yard. Only it’s really sad for Lindsay, cuz she’s 20.
Italian Stallion | September 22, 2006 at 8:06 am
Someone told her high karate kicks, get’s rid of crabs……….
That and she’s obviously all coked up………
Break a leg Lohan………
jamiew | September 22, 2006 at 8:08 am
Did she have this with her?
http://www.sybarites.org/2006/09/15/minox-dc1011-carat-gold-plated-digital-camera/
jrzmommy | September 22, 2006 at 8:09 am
#1–Her mom was a showgirl, must be genetic.
I wish the paparazzi would have caught her doing karate CHOPS with that busted up arm and then nailed the bitch for fraud!
Anyway, this one is months from a Margot Kidder Moment.
rubyclaire | September 22, 2006 at 8:10 am
I think it’s quite endearing!
RichPort | September 22, 2006 at 8:12 am
I always go to a well lit parking lot teeming with photogs when I need to be alone. What’s the problem with that?
llllllllll | September 22, 2006 at 8:13 am
#15. You don’t say? {{refined Grey Pupon voice}}
Italian Stallion | September 22, 2006 at 8:16 am
Funny, I don’t see her Hattori Hanzo sword…………
mrs.t | September 22, 2006 at 8:18 am
Cocaine my ass-she’d still be holed up in a booth, chewing through her cheeks and yapping her speckled head off.
That’s pure MDMA-induced joy-kicking.
llllllllll | September 22, 2006 at 8:19 am
Cocaine is a helluva drug
jrzmommy | September 22, 2006 at 8:19 am
CROTCH ON FIRE!! CROTCH ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!
Brain Embolism | September 22, 2006 at 8:25 am
Yeah, but can she break a board with her head?
Ferret, Angry Ferret… come out, come out where ever you are??
The real Dancing Queen is ‘Abba’.
boobiezmagee | September 22, 2006 at 8:27 am
She learned her moves from Fergie’s ex-boyfriend.
llllllllll | September 22, 2006 at 8:31 am
That’s the Fire Crotch Dance. It’s pretty underground as of now and not everyone can do it as it requires skill, balance and a continuos burning 600 degree fire in your crotch region.
RichPort | September 22, 2006 at 8:35 am
She’s just trying to stay limber. Some (un)lucky guy is getting some tonight.
sometimesboy | September 22, 2006 at 8:37 am
looks like she’s trying to work a kink out of her bald vagina…
dstroyer | September 22, 2006 at 8:42 am
firecrotch of fury
D0M0V01 | September 22, 2006 at 8:44 am
In Every Generation a slayer is born
Angry Ferret Jones | September 22, 2006 at 8:47 am
Fish, can you please post another cooch shot? It’s Friday, and I need a little pink to get me through the weekend. Or, in Lindsey’s case, a little greenish-pink.
New post is up bitches.
Obadiah | September 22, 2006 at 8:57 am
Freaky Friday
http://myspace.com/ihateperezhilton
BoognishRising | September 22, 2006 at 9:01 am
Judo-CHOP!
Spindoc | September 22, 2006 at 9:05 am
She’s practicing for her future….if she is in one more movie that bombs the only way she’ll get another part is by throwing her legs over her head.
pinky_nip | September 22, 2006 at 9:05 am
Dumb bitch, with all this talk about global warming, keep your fucking fire crotch closed.
HolisticWisdomcom | September 22, 2006 at 9:23 am
I always dance around at night, outside, in the parking lot, when I stay at hotels. Glad to see the trend is catching on.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
CelebSlam.com | September 22, 2006 at 9:32 am
Where’s a pirate when you need one. Talk about a showdown!
http://www.celebslam.com
edb87 | September 22, 2006 at 9:49 am
She’s just flexing for her next movie: Herbie’s Vagina: Fully Loaded. Nothing to see here.
http://www.edquartersaudio.com
bigponie | September 22, 2006 at 9:55 am
that’s the way she farts, she has to raise her legs in order to release all the gas.
PunjabPete | September 22, 2006 at 10:14 am
And there is a fine line between Justice and Fury that half of Hollywood has now walked…
And by “walked” I mean injected with man sauce…
herbiefrog | September 22, 2006 at 10:19 am
great sequence…
1. i can resist the wind of change
2. in fact i can see you hiding up there, amongst the shrubs and bush’s
3. bugger… that itch just gets worse and worse, lift that leg hun and let’s give that a scratch
4. ooo that’s better, i could do a riverdance impression… thats how good i feels
5. oh, that might have been a scab coming off, let me try again with the other leg…
6. oh yes… thats *so* much better, thank gpd for that creme.
7. fuck… didn’t notice that thing in the corner before… is it a vw wrapped in cooking foil?
8. no couldn’t be. must be the drugs, try spinning around a few times, let’s see how that…
9. hang on, is that a fucking camera?
10. oh hang on… dont drive away… let me give you my autograpg :)
KevinTheProdigy | September 22, 2006 at 10:33 am
This is sad, we really need new celebrities or something. Copy/Paste from other sites must be fun.
Stalk me at least I’ll be funny AND flash some privates.
UNWASHEDMASSES | September 22, 2006 at 10:59 am
It’s called Angel Dust, and it’s a pity she’s not experiencing its magic while on a high rise rooftop or her little karate-inspired routine might end with a ten story swan dive onto pavement, a la Art Linkletter’s daughter.
amhi | September 22, 2006 at 11:00 am
Stop, drop, and roll doesn’t exactly work for vaginas. She has to cool it down somehow.
I want whatever she’s on. I really, really, really do.
Brent | September 22, 2006 at 11:44 am
I think she’s either practicing to be Street Fighter’s Chun Li, or the pink ranger in the new Power Rangers movie.
…oh, my bad. neither of those is in production.
“cocaine is a hell of a drug.”
reflight | September 22, 2006 at 12:26 pm
It’s not the cast that they recognized – it was the sickening, plunger-working-on-a-hairball sound of her twat popping open with every leg kick.
One two three kick SPLORT.
/With Ferret-hyphenated goodness.
lisad71 | September 22, 2006 at 12:34 pm
Check out the video on TMZ. The guy videotaping says “Hi Lindsay” and she sorta hunches down and starts coming toward the camera then she starts to wander aimlessly again.
This really is the beginning of the end for her. If Harry did break up with her, I see an overdose or slashed wrists in the near future.
herbiefrog | September 22, 2006 at 12:53 pm
heard you err “split” from whatdjumecallit
…so single again
hey babe :)
Amy3000 | September 22, 2006 at 1:16 pm
Linsday Lohan = afterbirth of a mongolian grudgefuck. May a disease infested Yak drag its gonads through her soup!
PunjabPete | September 22, 2006 at 1:33 pm
#47 – I love it when the Amish post…. Keep bringing us more of your humble wisdom….
LMAO (Yak gonads…)
female canuck | September 22, 2006 at 2:42 pm
I was just doing the same thing!! Only I stayed in pose Row no 1, Pic On Right, for like, 23 minutes. It was awesome.
xo
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May | September 22, 2006 at 2:48 pm
This makes me wonder how boring she must be when she