Lindsay Lohan is a shitty cat burglar

May 9th, 2008 // 66 Comments

Lindsay Lohan’s penchant for clothing-related kleptomaniacism was revealed when she allegedly stole a fur coat at a night club. Now, another woman has come forward and claims Lindsay wiped out her closet. Model Lauren Hastings, Shia LeBeouf’s girlfriend, posted a video (after the jump) on her website detailing Lindsay’s grand theft halter-tops. Apparently five witnesses saw Lindsay in Lauren’s closet handing a bodyguard stacks of clothing, according to Inside Edition:

INSIDE EDITION has obtained documents from the Los Angeles County District Attorney’s office, confirming that Hastings reported the theft of her clothing. But the DA’s office declined to prosecute Lohan, citing insufficient evidence.
“I contacted Lindsay and said, ‘Look, I know you stole my clothes.’ She then said I was completely delusional, I was pathetic,” Hastings said.

However, Dina Lohan is denying Lindsay’s a thief and recently told Inside Edition that the fur coat incident is a lie:

A disgusted Dina Lohan says it’s not true, her daughter Lindsay never stole a blond mink coat.
“I talked to Lindsay, we were laughing hysterically on the phone…I mean really, it’s silly,” Dina told INSIDE EDITION.

Okay, considering Lindsay was raised by Michael and Dina, stealing clothes is really a best case scenario. I mean, it could be way worse. I’m just surprised we haven’t find out she was the mastermind behind 9/11. Or even worse: Wrote the scripts for the Star Wars prequels. Someone needs to answer for Jar-Jar, LiLo.

Photo: Splash News, Video: Buzznet
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  1. downtown boy

    She’s a shitty cat burglar AND… a shitty grapefruit smugler.

    #48. Phenomenal. You win “the best comment of the day” which I have no authority to award you, but that won’t stop me as I do many things without having the authority, like go around with my billy club and smack random ugly people and tell them to “respect my authoritay!” (that’s why Lindsay is always sportin’ bruises on her legs.. well one of the reasons, also Dina beats her).

    #49. P.P.S. and then if anyone told him it was wrong to punch girls he’d say “it wasn’t me, Edward Norton did it.”

  2. Nathiest

    Moronic sheep!

    Ever thought that she was cold and askd if she could barrow the jacket? Then the bitch model had a bitchy of an idea and set Lohan up. But the problem with her whole theft story is that fact that Lohan returned the fucking jacket! If she did in fact steal it then why would she return it? Think you stupid fucks.

    It’s not stealing if you return it the very next day. Duh!

  3. herbiefrog

    hey babe…

    take a gap year ?

    see the worlds ?

    hmmmmmmmmm…. : )

    …and have fun doing it : )

  4. Someone you know

    to Nathiest (aka Lohan)

    You returned the coat because the real owner was about to have you arrested for theft.

    Rusty skinned loser….

  5. herbiefrog

    hey babe…

    taqke a gaqp year

    oops…

    a “gap year”

    there you go….

    nice annd calm ~ ~ ~ ~

    shhhhh

    ok everybody’s welcome

    squeeze us ?

    ok looks like we almost all here ?

    [who’s missing ?
    guys… : ) ) )

    did you think there could even be a party without us ? : )))

  6. fameretardant

    Yep see herbiefrog is Blohan or one of her little friends, that faux poet babble is what people write when they snort a lot of coke, it’s amazing how drugs can make you think your brilliant when you are really the village idiot, speaking of which Amy Swinehouse, the filthy little pig addict, must think she’s fucking Einstein (in both sense of the word, the bitch is out to lunch PERMANENTLY).

  7. justifiable

    #52 Jeez, you’re about as dumb as Lohan, thinking she could take a coat like that and no one would object. She’d have it still if she hadn’t been busted by pictures showing her wearing it – and it wasn’t returned the next day, either. It’s stealing if you deliberately take something that isn’t yours – whether you return it within 24 hours, minutes, days or years means nothing, it’s still theft.
    Odd how she didn’t take it, but her attorney mysteriously had it to return it to the owner when she treatened a lawsuit? Funny how Dina Lohan – and you – kind of missed that bit.

    Now bend over and go “baaa,” sheep boy.

  8. justifiable

    #52 Jeez, you’re about as dumb as Lohan, thinking she could take a coat like that and no one would object. She’d have it still if she hadn’t been busted by pictures showing her wearing it – and it wasn’t returned the next day, either. It’s stealing if you deliberately take something that isn’t yours – whether you return it within 24 hours, minutes, days or years means nothing, it’s still theft.
    Odd how she didn’t take it, but her attorney mysteriously had it to return it to the owner when she treatened a lawsuit? Funny how Dina Lohan – and you – kind of missed that bit.

    Now bend over and go “baaa,” sheep boy.

  9. JumpingJupiter

    Lindsay LoLIFE.

    That’ll teach the little clothes snatching theif.

  10. Peter

    She is cute and sexy. She is also my favorite. I saw her profile on “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m ” last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.

  11. Optio

    #27 I totally agree with you…but I’ll admit shes got a great boob job

  12. uncle vee

    @62

    no, bitch, her boobs are real!! didn’t the NY mag photos serve as proof?

  13. I think she is even more dirty in person!!

  14. bob

    63, they looked like implants put under the muscle to me.

  15. shannon

    Lindsay’s sense of entitlement is fucking disgusting. A child’s behavior, good or bad is a direct result of parent’s ability. Her mother is just like her. That’s where she gets it. That family is totally disfunctional. She a mean spirited, selfish, narcisstic, sociopath. I can’t believe she still has any career left. She disgustingly tragic.

  16. Michelle

    That girl needs to shave her damn pits, and get counseling!

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