Lindsay Lohan is a bad influence? I don’t see it.

May 6th, 2009 // 38 Comments

While everyone famous and important (Including Brooke Shields somehow.) was invited to the Met Gala Monday night, Lindsay Lohan was quarantined to the “Haute & Bothered” launch party which she felt was the proper venue to make out with her little sister. Why not? But, apparently, that’s just the tip of the psychological iceberg of how Lindsay is ruining Ali. NY Daily News reports:

Some teens with out of control older sibs may copy them, while others fall into the role of trying to protect loved ones from the person. “You either try to outdo or you become a caretaker,” says Dr. Keith Ablow, psychiatrist and Fox News contributor. “The course Ali is taking appears to be more in the direction of copying than in shrinking from the cameras and the revelry,” he said.
Besides the risk of having Ali try to emulate an older sib who’s engaged in some negative behaviors, there’s the danger that she’s not getting enough parental attention because so much of it is focused on Lindsay.
“A 15-year-old should not have to be in the role or either caretaker or competitor, but she should be in a comfortable place where she can become an individual, where she can look at the world with security and choose what defines her.”

I’m no psychologist, but ultimately, isn’t Lindsay keeping Ali from their mom Dina? I’m trying to figure out how that’s a bad thing, but all I end up doing is spraying the interns with champagne. Don’t get me wrong, Ali will be snorting dump trucks full of blow and doing porn with Lindsay by 18, but that’s at least a good three, maybe even five, years later than Dina’s plan. You gotta accentuate the positive here.

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  1. Ang

    That balding guy in the striped top has a nice tummy for some reason.

  2. Zanna

    Ali looks disturbingly like Ronson with makeup on.

  3. Barry O

    Awwww…it’s so heartwarming when a baby whore stands and opens its eyes for the first time.

  4. Kelley

    No. 1, that’s hilarious … this is frightening … at 15 she has already had a nose job, lip collegen and a possible boob job … I hope not; that would just be rude. The Lohans are greedy attention-whores, psychotic, vulgar and repulsive. I suppose she will end up having all kinds of plastic surgery to cure her ugliness, as did Ashley Simpson, according to Fish :)

  5. THREESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

  6. Yea, I want to be in the middle of that HOEgie…before it starts getting peddled out to the africans.

  7. lizzy

    who the hell gives a shit about ali lohan? the whole family is garbage let it be.

  8. sam

    I used to think Ali looked like she was in her thirties, but I was wrong. More like fifties.

  9. MustangSally

    what I don´t see is how lindsay has the most gorgeous delicate face and pretty red hair and her sister is a fuggly, big nosed brunet

    anyway!

    I don´t see how a kiss in the chick is “make out” either.

    dear writer, that one time a girl kissed you, that smal kiss on the chick for your birthday – well, when you were crying cause noone remembered your b-day – doesn´t qualify as “make out” sorry dude

  10. MustangSally

    what I don´t see is how lindsay has the most gorgeous delicate face and pretty red hair and her sister is a fuggly, big nosed brunet

    anyway!

    I don´t see how a kiss in the chick is “make out” either.

    dear writer, that one time a girl kissed you, that smal kiss on the chick for your birthday – well, when you were crying cause noone remembered your b-day – doesn´t qualify as “make out” sorry dude

  11. mike

    This is nothing. Back at home, Lindsay and Ali are high and lubing up a double-headed dildo while Dina is fall-down drunk and yelling “Ass to ass! Ass to ass!”

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  13. Absolutely 100percent would not let Ali play with my groin toy, shes far too young!

  14. Danklin

    I would…

    with Wilmer Valderrama’s dick.

  15. No. 1, that’s hilarious … this is frightening … )) Bravo!

  16. Lain

    Ew look at her contacts!

  17. Pat C.

    Lindsey ought to teach Ali how to smile for the camera.

  18. Jim Lahey

    What’s with that stupid pose (pic 8) that she does, where she touches her teeth with her index finger?

    I wouldn’t bet against the fact that these creatures look like the aliens who answer when E.T. phones home!

    UGLY! UGLY! UGLY!

    John Goodman’s diarrhea probably looks sexier than these usless pigs, after he eats at Taco Bell!

  19. SHE LOOKS HOT
    LOVE PICS OF BOTH THEM

  20. Pat

    What are they doing to age so quickly. If you hadn’t let me know, I would have guessed her sister was in her early forties.

    Is it genetics? They would actually be interesting to science to analyze why they are aging so quickly.

  21. Darth

    Her sis can’t tell on which cooter that mouth has been.Shes’ holding her breath.

  22. Jamie's Uterus

    What has Ali done, since that bad reality show with her awful mother? I guess her singing and acting career tanked, no?

    There should be a ‘countdown to Lohan porn’ clock somewhere on the internet.

  23. er...

    How is she “making out” with her sister by kissing her on the cheek?

  24. KG

    Great main pic. Looks like Lindsay’s saying “smell my breath…I just ate a few cloves of garlic” and her Sis is trying to pretend she isn’t smelling it while smiling for the camera.

  25. hmm

    Poor Ali….she looks so sad. I would be sad too if I had a sister like Lindsey.

  26. hmmm

    Poor Ali………she looks so sad and/or embarrassed.

  27. lake

    has anyone else noticed lindsey’s toes are painted different colors?

  28. Huckleberry Hashimoto

    OK, OK, these show that Lindsay’s officially a train wreck now. That look on Ali’s face in the fourth pic is hilarious, it belongs in a caption contest.

  29. RichPort's Ghost

    Ali looks like a fucking 40 year old. Stupid cow…. moooo…..

  30. 16- i know right WTF?

    but that must suck…always having mommy all over your big sis and not give a flying f* about your problems EVER!!!
    whateves

    i just dont and my kids…when and if i have any, looking at this whore growing up, just like we had to look at this older sister now.

  31. When choosing a job as prostitute it is damn easy money for her, folks!!

  32. Fati

    #9 – Are you in need of some serious eye surgery? Where did you see a “gorgeous and delicate” face? She looks like a hemorroid asshole!

  33. kisjijoe

    fake contacts

  34. Spike Ali’s hair up and she’s a dead ringer for Ed Grimley, I must say…

    http://caprik.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/grimley.gif

  35. notfunny

    who cares, either way the kid is doomed, mother is media/money hungry, sis has totally lost and shes caught in the middle with no proper guidance. I feel bad for her but thats just the way it goes, theres people homeless that I really can’t feel that bad for her.

  36. anonymous

    Ew her sister has sideburns. gross.

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