Lindsay Lohan in Spanish Vogue

July 17th, 2009 // 61 Comments

Here’s the final product of Lindsay Lohan’s photo shoot back in May for Spanish Vogue. The pics appear in the August issue, and Jesus Christ, she looks just like her mom. The only way I knew these weren’t Dina was the jarring lack of a martini glass and Ali filming porn in the background to cover the Lexus lease.

Photos: Vogue
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Comments (61)

  1. anon | July 17, 2009 at 3:46 pm

    she looks like an alien.

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  2. shinybeast | July 17, 2009 at 3:46 pm

    shinybeast

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  3. anon | July 17, 2009 at 3:48 pm

    and why is the backseam going up the front of her leg in pic #2?

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  4. anon | July 17, 2009 at 3:49 pm

    and why is the backseam going up the front of her leg in pic #2?

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  5. farty mcshitface | July 17, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    she looks like absolute shit again as usual.
    but at least she is consistent.

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  6. uh | July 17, 2009 at 4:02 pm

    I think her body looks awesome, but that’s because I’m a girl. Most guys aren’t into the extremely skinny thing.

    So sad that her face which used to be so pretty got all ruined by the drugs.

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  7. jbone | July 17, 2009 at 4:13 pm

    Skankasaurusrex.

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  8. yak | July 17, 2009 at 4:13 pm

    She’s still got awesome boobs.

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  9. ROUGH daddy | July 17, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    That skinny looks so fluid…she looks great! too bad she doesnt have any caboose for support…

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  10. Tom K | July 17, 2009 at 4:19 pm

    How old are these pics? Because she is disgusting these days, she actually looks fuckable here;

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  11. jennifer | July 17, 2009 at 4:19 pm

    The whole look is just so… I don’t know, Fuck it. Who cares?

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  12. robert | July 17, 2009 at 4:24 pm

    I was never too good in spanish, but I believe the article title roughly translates to “STDs never looked so good”

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  13. mel | July 17, 2009 at 4:29 pm

    I bet she’s looking back at it now thinking “wow, I was fat”.

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  14. Ego | July 17, 2009 at 4:34 pm

    I’d hit it. Then take enough antibiotics to kill an elephant.

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  15. herbiefrog | July 17, 2009 at 4:36 pm

    #1. we are all mostly aliens./…

    remember if we see you
    [remember when...]
    oh baby baby…

    [ok have fun ?]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]

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  16. Aut | July 17, 2009 at 4:41 pm

    Wow, her legs look slurpee straws in the first pic.

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  17. Die Beast, Die! | July 17, 2009 at 4:46 pm

    Why in the hell will this thing not go away? I read Return of the King and I’ve seen the movie and in both, Gollum falls into the lava and dies thus destroying the ring. Why does he keep coming back like this?

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  18. Erica | July 17, 2009 at 4:48 pm

    “I think her body looks awesome, but that’s because I’m a girl. Most guys aren’t into the extremely skinny thing.”

    No, that’s because you’re a pro-anorexia girl. Arms for legs and sticks for arms. No, she doesn’t look awesome, she doesn’t even look “good”. She looks like a drug-addicted runaway who’s been hooking for the last 5 years. Hopefully she’ll die without taking somebody with her, but I doubt it.

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  19. EB | July 17, 2009 at 4:59 pm

    Senorita Skankquita

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  20. havoc | July 17, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    That’s just drug skinny…..

    .

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  21. jennifer | July 17, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    For the love of all that is holy can we please get a new thread?

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  22. Vicki Gizzle | July 17, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    she looks like an xray of barbara walters in pic 3

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  23. FRIST!!! | July 17, 2009 at 5:19 pm

    She’s so ugly when she tries too hard. She’s ok when she is just natural and not freaking POSING!!!!!

    But still yukky either way :(

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  24. Dan | July 17, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    Man, haven’t we seen enough of her?

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  25. Eric | July 17, 2009 at 5:28 pm

    How is this girl still getting work?

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  26. kim | July 17, 2009 at 5:29 pm

    She has probably seen her better days.

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  27. Amy is leaking again | July 17, 2009 at 5:36 pm

    Betcha if I paid Dina enough money, I could get her to eat out her daughter like Lindsay’s twat was the all-you-can-eat special at Pizza Hut. Let’s start a fund. Who’s in?

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  28. Venom | July 17, 2009 at 5:43 pm

    UGGGGGHHHHH! Bring back Lindsay circa Herbie Fully Loaded, please.

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  29. kate | July 17, 2009 at 6:08 pm

    Is the woman on her dress in the last pic crying cos she’s near her vagina?

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  30. Kelley | July 17, 2009 at 6:13 pm

    Good one, Phish, on Ali filming porn. It’s about accurate, anyways.

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  31. Humpinfrog | July 17, 2009 at 6:56 pm

    It’s good to know this cokewhore gives girls around the world hope. No matter how disgusting you are, someone will put you out there for a sloppy blowjob and a few lines. Dina should win a Nobel this year (assuming Ali has the “deepthroat” thing down).

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  32. joey fa | July 17, 2009 at 8:41 pm

    she needs a ghetto basket.

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  33. a stylist | July 17, 2009 at 10:10 pm

    LOVE that outfit in number three.

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  34. Alexxx | July 17, 2009 at 11:00 pm

    She looks dead.

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  35. I know what dead looks like | July 17, 2009 at 11:02 pm

    That could be anybody under all those garish red clothes and makeup. That could be a corpse.

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  36. Sara | July 17, 2009 at 11:54 pm

    She would look a lot better if she ate and maintained a more healthy body size. Her face here just gives the impression she is malnutritioned.

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  37. LEB | July 18, 2009 at 12:45 am

    They’re remaking Forbidden Planet?!?!

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  38. Ana Taylor | July 18, 2009 at 2:01 am

    She’s really beautiful, cool girl.

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  39. Darth | July 18, 2009 at 7:20 am

    The first photo looks like she went in her mother’s closet.Look what i found ma!

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  40. Galtacticus | July 18, 2009 at 7:24 am

    Is this the average Spanish lingerie? It’s a bit gypsy like,isn’t it?

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  42. Nero | July 18, 2009 at 7:26 am

    Which circus hired her?

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  44. Ali L. | July 18, 2009 at 9:56 am

    She’s classy.

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  45. martina | July 18, 2009 at 11:10 am

    She needs to take more drugs, she’s not thin enough.

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  46. Freekity geek | July 18, 2009 at 12:15 pm

    I thought the same exact thing: wow, she looks just like Dina. Not good. She i very talented and used to be a very pretty girl, but she’s ruining her looks with all the bad stuff she’s doing to her body. What a shame.

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  47. srh2009 | July 18, 2009 at 12:24 pm

    OK, she must be a real stick, because I have a wide screen monitor and even on that she looks anorexic. How do people find that sexy? Girl needs some meat on her. Eat something for crying out loud!

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  48. loved` | July 18, 2009 at 2:21 pm

    she still looks fucked up!

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  49. pfft | July 18, 2009 at 2:51 pm

    She looks like Skeletor.

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  50. inspectahdank | July 18, 2009 at 3:47 pm

    she looks frightening. and what makes her even more gross is her past history of dating. do you know all the people she’s hooked up with and/or dated? it’s gross and very un-impressive.. just look at this list- http://www.ranker.com/list/lindsay-lohan_s-loves–and–hookups/celebrityhookups

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