Lindsay Lohan in Spanish Vogue

July 17th, 2009 // 61 Comments

Here’s the final product of Lindsay Lohan’s photo shoot back in May for Spanish Vogue. The pics appear in the August issue, and Jesus Christ, she looks just like her mom. The only way I knew these weren’t Dina was the jarring lack of a martini glass and Ali filming porn in the background to cover the Lexus lease.

Photos: Vogue

  1. anon

    she looks like an alien.

  2. shinybeast

    shinybeast

  3. anon

    and why is the backseam going up the front of her leg in pic #2?

  4. anon

    and why is the backseam going up the front of her leg in pic #2?

  5. farty mcshitface

    she looks like absolute shit again as usual.
    but at least she is consistent.

  6. uh

    I think her body looks awesome, but that’s because I’m a girl. Most guys aren’t into the extremely skinny thing.

    So sad that her face which used to be so pretty got all ruined by the drugs.

  7. jbone

    Skankasaurusrex.

  8. yak

    She’s still got awesome boobs.

  9. That skinny looks so fluid…she looks great! too bad she doesnt have any caboose for support…

  10. Tom K

    How old are these pics? Because she is disgusting these days, she actually looks fuckable here;

  11. The whole look is just so… I don’t know, Fuck it. Who cares?

  12. robert

    I was never too good in spanish, but I believe the article title roughly translates to “STDs never looked so good”

  13. mel

    I bet she’s looking back at it now thinking “wow, I was fat”.

  14. Ego

    I’d hit it. Then take enough antibiotics to kill an elephant.

  15. herbiefrog

    #1. we are all mostly aliens./…

    remember if we see you
    [remember when...]
    oh baby baby…

    [ok have fun ?]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]

  16. Aut

    Wow, her legs look slurpee straws in the first pic.

  17. Die Beast, Die!

    Why in the hell will this thing not go away? I read Return of the King and I’ve seen the movie and in both, Gollum falls into the lava and dies thus destroying the ring. Why does he keep coming back like this?

  18. Erica

    “I think her body looks awesome, but that’s because I’m a girl. Most guys aren’t into the extremely skinny thing.”

    No, that’s because you’re a pro-anorexia girl. Arms for legs and sticks for arms. No, she doesn’t look awesome, she doesn’t even look “good”. She looks like a drug-addicted runaway who’s been hooking for the last 5 years. Hopefully she’ll die without taking somebody with her, but I doubt it.

  19. EB

    Senorita Skankquita

  20. havoc

    That’s just drug skinny…..

    .

  21. For the love of all that is holy can we please get a new thread?

  22. Vicki Gizzle

    she looks like an xray of barbara walters in pic 3

  23. She’s so ugly when she tries too hard. She’s ok when she is just natural and not freaking POSING!!!!!

    But still yukky either way :(

  24. Dan

    Man, haven’t we seen enough of her?

  25. Eric

    How is this girl still getting work?

  26. kim

    She has probably seen her better days.

  27. Amy is leaking again

    Betcha if I paid Dina enough money, I could get her to eat out her daughter like Lindsay’s twat was the all-you-can-eat special at Pizza Hut. Let’s start a fund. Who’s in?

  28. Venom

    UGGGGGHHHHH! Bring back Lindsay circa Herbie Fully Loaded, please.

  29. kate

    Is the woman on her dress in the last pic crying cos she’s near her vagina?

  30. Kelley

    Good one, Phish, on Ali filming porn. It’s about accurate, anyways.

  31. Humpinfrog

    It’s good to know this cokewhore gives girls around the world hope. No matter how disgusting you are, someone will put you out there for a sloppy blowjob and a few lines. Dina should win a Nobel this year (assuming Ali has the “deepthroat” thing down).

  32. joey fa

    she needs a ghetto basket.

  33. a stylist

    LOVE that outfit in number three.

  34. Alexxx

    She looks dead.

  35. I know what dead looks like

    That could be anybody under all those garish red clothes and makeup. That could be a corpse.

  36. Sara

    She would look a lot better if she ate and maintained a more healthy body size. Her face here just gives the impression she is malnutritioned.

  37. LEB

    They’re remaking Forbidden Planet?!?!

  38. She’s really beautiful, cool girl.

  39. Darth

    The first photo looks like she went in her mother’s closet.Look what i found ma!

  40. Galtacticus

    Is this the average Spanish lingerie? It’s a bit gypsy like,isn’t it?

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  42. Nero

    Which circus hired her?

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  44. Ali L.

    She’s classy.

  45. martina

    She needs to take more drugs, she’s not thin enough.

  46. Freekity geek

    I thought the same exact thing: wow, she looks just like Dina. Not good. She i very talented and used to be a very pretty girl, but she’s ruining her looks with all the bad stuff she’s doing to her body. What a shame.

  47. srh2009

    OK, she must be a real stick, because I have a wide screen monitor and even on that she looks anorexic. How do people find that sexy? Girl needs some meat on her. Eat something for crying out loud!

  48. loved`

    she still looks fucked up!

  49. pfft

    She looks like Skeletor.

  50. inspectahdank

    she looks frightening. and what makes her even more gross is her past history of dating. do you know all the people she’s hooked up with and/or dated? it’s gross and very un-impressive.. just look at this list- http://www.ranker.com/list/lindsay-lohan_s-loves–and–hookups/celebrityhookups

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