Lindsay Lohan: Streetwalker and other news

- Tori Spelling gets pwned by Dean McDermott’s ex-wife. [Lainey Gossip]

- John Mayer sings about weed! OH NOES! [PopEater]

- Corey Feldman can still afford hookers. Did not see that coming. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Madonna’s trainer is to blame for the pitiful state of ScarJo. [Celebslam]

- Nicole Kidman goes to Washington to stop violence against women. Presumably at the hands of gay elves. [Just Jared]

- Alec Baldwin would “kill” Renee Zellweger in the sack. His words. [The Blemish]

- Matthew McConaughey goes to the gym – without showing his guns. IT’S THE APOCALYPSE! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! [PopSugar]

- Robert Pattinson battles Taylor Lautner for the right to dry hump Kristen Stewart after prom. [Socialite Life]

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