Here’s Lindsay Lohan poolside at the Sunset Marquis earlier in the week for a photo shoot where I assume they’ll use some sort of NASA supercomputer to airbrush her five billion freckles. I tried to edit a few out on my computer only to have it flip me the finger before bursting into flames. But then how am I writing this, you ask? Telepathy. That’s right, folks, I can project my every thought onto the site. MEN. That was a typo. BURLY MEN. Quick, somebody wrap tinfoil around my head. TIN MEN. Sonofabitch!
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So sexy!
Loving the white bikini and red lipstick. Give the girl a break.
Ugh!!. My semen just coagulated. Not good.
HOLY CAMEL TOE!!!!!!!!!
When’s this bitch gonna overdose already?
I’ve sold some hoes in my day and let me tell you motherfucker you will get your dick sucked by a hoe or I will shoot a bitch but this hoe right here is trophy motherfuckin’ skank. You would have to pay me two fuckin’ dollas to get your dick sucked by this freckle fuckin’ freak. There is no fucking reason this scabby psycho skank should not be a prostitute and I will write my congressman to have this drug snorting bitch arrested and put in my hoe-pen sooner than you can say “Two-dollah hoe please Joe Crack.”
I couldnt agree more with #55
E.T. PHONE HOME!!! et phone home et phone home et phone home et phone home et phone home et phone home et phone home et phone home!
two words:
SKIN CANCER.
I just love seeing a womans spine…. nothing hotter….
She’s a lesbian because no man would touch her…..
Look at her V-Jay Jay up close in photos 3 & 4. Seriously. Pull them up and take a closer look.
That is one pronounced piece of equipment she’s carrying around with her. I’m talking Mick Jagger sized lips. If she wasn’t such a skank, that might look goooooood!
She’s starting to look just like her mom…well worn, rode hard and put away wet.
I agree with Mick – that mound is gargantuan, and the gal looks like she could use a good weed-wacking.
She and Lady Gaga have a cosmic estrogen tug-o-war wormhole between them- and we know which one is winning…
No one else think she looks like the thing at the end of the Windowlicker video by Aphex Twin? White bikini and those freckles… all I’m saying.
yeah, she totally thinks she’s marilyn, ok wasnt marilyn like a size 12-14. a Real woman with curves in otherwords not a nasty little ginger kid whore
The only bright “comeback” for her is in AdultMovies… Her future is sooooooo into porn…
Sad, what a waste of beauty (before she was on drugs), money and talent.
Sorry to say this Lindsay but you look like a wet cat trying to scape from the pool
Since when do Montauk Monsters wear bikinis?! Oh wait it’s Lindsay Lohan!
Didn’t she know that the restrooms are the other way?
Her future is soooo ending up Dana Plato..
she looks positively anorexic in the last pic.
and Frist, your right about the Dana Plato correlation. The big difference is that Lohan had some actual talent, but has basically pissed away her life. Plato had ablsolutely no talent, but did have the good fortune being cast as fourth bannana to a midget.
As much as I ought to start ripping on her, she does look better in these photos than in the past. Pic. #3 has some camel-toe, and she does look a bit healthier (though that’s not saying much). She still needs to tone her limbs, and maybe some squats for her gluts; but hey, it looks like maybe she’s started a little. You go Lindsay, at least one troll is pulling for you.
She has no waist and no hips and not much a*s….nothing special about this girl, you see much better at the mall everyday. Why is she news worthy ?
I don’t mind her freckles. She’s pretty much wrecked, though.
AT LEAST SHE HAS PUT BACK ON A FEW POUNDS ..I WOULD RATHER HAVE SOME JUNK IN MY TRUNK THAN LOOK LIIKE A SKELETON ANYDAY !!!
AT LEAST SHE HAS PUT BACK ON A FEW POUNDS ..I WOULD RATHER HAVE SOME JUNK IN MY TRUNK THAN LOOK LIIKE A SKELETON ANYDAY !!!
I THINK SHE ACTUALLY LOOKS PRETTY IN SOME OF THE PICS AND HER BODY IS DECENT
Because a boney ass is so sexy…and when did she get a tummy tuck, and why?
What the heck is up with her belly button? It is way too high.
lol!
without bikini…….
button has an interesting bra. But it is difficult to see here.
beautiful bikini design
She does NOT look “FAT” in that Bikini, she looks Terrific!! Lovely, Sexy, Long Legged, cute, Hugable and other “R” rated stuff I’d LIKE to say here but won’t ( In connection with desire ) what I will say is YOU GO GIRL\WOMAN !! Love You Always, from ME Larry T Robinson, OR Tn. God Bless You Always.
without bikini.