Here’s Lindsay Lohan poolside at the Sunset Marquis earlier in the week for a photo shoot where I assume they’ll use some sort of NASA supercomputer to airbrush her five billion freckles. I tried to edit a few out on my computer only to have it flip me the finger before bursting into flames. But then how am I writing this, you ask? Telepathy. That’s right, folks, I can project my every thought onto the site. MEN. That was a typo. BURLY MEN. Quick, somebody wrap tinfoil around my head. TIN MEN. Sonofabitch!
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Better get a couple of gallons of bleach in that pool…pronto
You are going to jail for insurance fraud Lindsey.
She’s withering away and aging so, so badly. Enough of the crack & Red Bull diet, Lindsay!
Lol
She looks like Lolita in the Jeremy Irons version. Which is good I suppose except Lolita was prepubescent…
These shots are old and she’s no longer hot.
Looks like the average chick you banged in college. Not a keeper, but still, not a bad way to spend a drunken night after last call. Just remember, safe sex = no regrets!
FISH, are you a female? I knew it!!!!
Her lips….what the hell happen to her lips….it doesn’t look good at all!
CAMEL TOE!
By the way, ladies, that kind of bikini top does nobody any fucking favours. It squashes the titties down and makes them look like shit.
I mean the one in pic three.
She doesn’t look half bad in these photos, but I know better.
White is not her color, just her drug.
Am I thirteenth?
What about how her and her 14 year old sister got matching lip injections earlier that day!!! cute!
Looks like someone eating Hershey’s Syrup sneezed on her.
Reputation and new bee sting aside. Id identify EVERY single freckle on that bod.
Thats Annalynne Mccords bikini status.
loool
It appears she has some yummy beef curtains.
Quack ! Quack !
She doesn’t look quite as scrawny as expected. Maybe she turned her back on the liquid diet and ate a couple of burgers.
I’d still fuck the shit out of her and give her a pearl necklace :)
Flabby ass. She just doesn’t realize how much the sun hates her and her abnormally pale, ginger complexion.
i love her swimsuit.
She is just GROSS!
I’ve always wondered why in the fuck anyone ever thought she was do-able. She’s revolting as fuck. Why the hell is she even famous or infamous still? I’d laughing my ass off at her, even more so now that there isn’t a money incentive anymore. lol
she just dosn’t look healthy
she looks like she smells like a wet cigarette butt
she looks like she smells like a wet cigarette butt
who the hell swims and tans with fire engine red lipstick on? i mean, seriously. i know she thinks she’s one of those 50′s or 60′s pin-up girls (see marilyn monroe photo shoot), but she’s the only one who thinks that looks good.
also, time of day and occasion aside, who taught her to put on lipstick? it’s all over the outsides of her lips and she looks like a clown. literally.
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M’k, here’s the deal.
A few freckles across the nose and maybe upper cheeks are one thing.
But this hobag’s mass body freckles look like liver spots. Add those to her premature aging in general and she looks like some old hag who spent her whole life out under the sun gettin’ leathery and spotted up.
Really, man. She’s nmot a good lookin’ female by any measure.
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I would hit that till her freckles fell off
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Hmm……
31. izzo – September 3, 2009 2:48 PM
“I would hit that till her freckles fell off”
Man, izzo, hope ya have excellent health insurance cuz you’d need it after she got done slatherin’ on the STDs on ya. That shit’d melt through any protective items you could try to use.
Just sayin’, man.
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Arent there some black chicks somewhere in Hollywood doing something? How many times must we look at this white skank??
Her Body Shape looks good!! thin arms and legs! her stomach is flat, shes more of a rectangle shape i guess, but i think she looks hot!!!!
go lindsay!!
SIGNED
Lindsey!!
why does she have no waist??
Rasputin I have excellent health care and a Kevlar and carbon fiber penis
I love saggy implants, red lips with collagen, and terrible freckles!
It looks as if she is currently developing some kind of kidney or liver disease.
she’s still too fuckn skinny. ginger kid!!
beautiful at 5th
She’s so skinny, and has no curves at all.
I don’t get it. D:
Camel Toe…..
Why is she trying to be Marilyn, when she’s LINDSAY LOHAN?! Do you know how hot you could be if you were still like you were in Mean Girls, except now you’re 23 or something and not 18? You could have been great.
Nice cans but everything else makes me sick, her skin is nasty and there are plenty of NICE LOOKING chicks with tits. I’ll pass.
Who in the world goes swimming with lipstick on?! Come on, Lindsay. Get real and stop always trying to pose for the paps.
If she would just gain a few pounds… Her shape is so strange, she’s completely straight up and down, where are her hips?!
I like the freckles. However, that’s the only part I like any more.
did she get her lips done? top one looks bigger
Wow, the hate of the Irish is in full force with these comments. WTF? Love Lohan’s new lips. She did do SOMETHING right.
Her diet of narcotics and redbull is not doing her any favours , but she looks better then a few months ago.
She remains attractive although a trip to rehab would be kind