Lindsay Lohan in a bikini

April 27th, 2009 // 134 Comments

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Here are shots of Lindsay Lohan in Maui yesterday. I know it’s hard to tell it’s her because she’s turned sideways and therefore invisible, but trust me, there isn’t random, detached side-boob floating around Hawaii. I’ve done studies/ran around Honolulu with a fishing net.

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Comments (134)

  1. dirk | April 27, 2009 at 1:46 pm

    Her right arm to the elbo smells like Sam’s twat.

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  2. General Tao | April 27, 2009 at 1:46 pm

    Gross.

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  3. Tups | April 27, 2009 at 1:47 pm

    First!!!!!

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  4. Tups | April 27, 2009 at 1:48 pm

    Damn, the first time I see news here and there’s no comments. I got dragged in. I feel so ashamed. :$

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  5. abbz | April 27, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    streaky fake tanner. She seems pretty proud of herself

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  6. JANE | April 27, 2009 at 1:54 pm

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    PLEASE HELP MY SISTER BATTLE CANCER SHE’S ONLY 27
    http://WWW.SAVEJENN.WORDPRESS.COM/ABOUT/
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  7. Farles Chew | April 27, 2009 at 1:55 pm

    I’ve seen healthier looking plague victims.

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  8. Duke Nukem | April 27, 2009 at 1:58 pm

    Even though she is lacking any muscle tone at all, I’d still punish that. Give me a stick over a whale any day of the week.

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  9. Hydro1974 | April 27, 2009 at 1:59 pm

    The best part is that she’s holding not one, but TWO books. Which is two more than she’s read since she had an on set tutor for Freaky Friday.

    Dina used to sound out the ingredients on the back of a Pantene bottle to young La Lohan in the womb. True story.

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  10. vanessa | April 27, 2009 at 2:05 pm

    it’s not even right to criticize this girl anymore. she’s clearly psychologically fucked and needs serious help. your elbow should not be the biggest part of your arm…poor thing.

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  11. Verez | April 27, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    I’d hit that again and again. Nice. Ass.

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  12. Butch Decossas | April 27, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    That looks like 12 year old boy in a bikini. But then again, i’m a 27 year old guy and I look like a 65 year old woman in a bikini.

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  13. Andy | April 27, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    #6 – I think I speak for all of us when I say, the sooner your sister dies, the better.

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  14. Jenn | April 27, 2009 at 2:08 pm

    Honolulu is on Oahu not Maui… But whatever the islands are close enough.. =D

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  15. King Dong | April 27, 2009 at 2:11 pm

    Suck my dick ginger bitch.

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  16. GalwayGirl | April 27, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    @Andy – I think I actually speak for all of us when I say that you’re very clearly a douche bag

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  17. GalwayGirl | April 27, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    @Andy – I think I actually speak for all of us when I say that you’re very clearly a douche bag

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  18. sirrix | April 27, 2009 at 2:14 pm

    Andy’s only saying that as encouragement. You’re a sweet, sweet man.

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  19. IRON TWAT | April 27, 2009 at 2:18 pm

    @13 – clearly…you are Andy DICK. Fuck off you stupid douchebag and don’t assume you can speak for yourself let alone “all of us”

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  20. acai berry | April 27, 2009 at 2:19 pm

    Beautiful body structure and fantastic back.

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  21. ERIKA | April 27, 2009 at 2:20 pm

    she´s skinny as hell and her boobs do sag

    still, SHE`S SO FUCKIN BEALTIFUL I CAN´T GET OVER IT

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  22. ERIKA | April 27, 2009 at 2:20 pm

    she´s skinny as hell and her boobs do sag

    still, SHE`S SO FUCKIN BEALTIFUL I CAN´T GET OVER IT

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  23. butch decossas | April 27, 2009 at 2:21 pm

    She really doesn’t look all that healthy… The fake boobs just make her look even smaller and more. Stick figure with boobs.. if that is what she was going for then she slam dunked it!

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  24. yo | April 27, 2009 at 2:23 pm

    eeew. shes really starting to have that anorexic look now. her arm is sick man. her ass is even droopy. like fucking eat something bitch. i know her ass is hungry. she’s probably pullin that model shit where they eat nothing but plain lettuce and smoke all day.

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  25. Sell Porn | April 27, 2009 at 2:24 pm

    I would hump her ass until I passed out.

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  26. RichPort's Ghost | April 27, 2009 at 2:24 pm

    I agree with Andy’s attempts to thwart the spammers among us. Now, please help SAVE MY DOG! Her name is “Life”, because she fills me with so much joy, and since she’s a girl dog, well, we want her to breed and sell the puppies, but she, let’s face it, an ugly bitch. Please help (time for the caps):

    ***PLEASE SAVE MY DOG! AND FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT HATE STUDS, DON’T WORRY, LIFE’S A BITCH!!!***

    And you can meet many new mens there that is lokings at her also at ***weall have problems. c o m”…

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  27. HEYITSME | April 27, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    COME ON NOW!!! THIS ISN’T CUTE!!!!

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  28. yo | April 27, 2009 at 2:30 pm

    #8 id say a stick and whale are equally bad. i dont wanna fuck a girl whos bones crack when we change positions and her sharp hip and ass bones hurt me nor do i wana fuck a girl whos entire body ripples with every thrust and her being on top is totally out of the question..just sayin.

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  29. Grim Reaper | April 27, 2009 at 2:32 pm

    @6 your whore sister is mine.

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  30. pedoguy | April 27, 2009 at 2:33 pm

    Man, I miss pre-crisis Lindsay so much…

    Jailbait Lindsay > Crackwhore Lindsay…and I say this as a man, not simply as a pedo…

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  31. Samantha Ronson | April 27, 2009 at 2:34 pm

    Anyone for sticky seconds? I’ve rubbed my moist hairy twat all over every square inch of that bare skin.

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  32. Objection Sustained | April 27, 2009 at 2:35 pm

    PLEASE SEND ME BEER I’VE BEEN SOBER FOR ALMOST TWELVE HOURS
    WWW. HELPABROTHEROUT.COM

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  33. Jenn's corpse | April 27, 2009 at 2:38 pm

    thanks for the support but it didn’t work. please forward all your money to my sister Jane.

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  34. No GayTards | April 27, 2009 at 2:38 pm

    Because of these pictures I now believe that the holocaust did exist.

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  35. Rebecca | April 27, 2009 at 2:38 pm

    I’m really interested to know what books are in her hands. What does a girl of her kind take pleasure in reading?

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  36. No GayTards | April 27, 2009 at 2:40 pm

    The books weigh more than her!

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  37. Dennis | April 27, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    I read all of the negative comments about her but I would still bang her like a cheap screen door in a strong wind!

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  38. You | April 27, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    Where’s the rest of her?

    Freakin’ anorexic crack whore.

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  39. Pinbacker | April 27, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    If she washed herself thouroughly in the shower with lots of soap & spunge, then I’d do her… If I had condoms that is.

    She still looks good, but sort of unclean.. you guys know what i’m talking about?

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  40. Hirary | April 27, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    Crazy story! I still think Jenn is hot! My name Hirary like famous Crinton! You can meet Jenn and other still-warm singles at corpsemingle .co m

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  41. doy yoi yoing | April 27, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    I like little girls with really big tits.

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  42. me | April 27, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    I know she’s crazy as shit, but she has some of the juiciest jugs around. Too bad she’s all about the clam…

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  43. claire | April 27, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    I’m so glad she stopped using that fake tanner shit.

    Her implants are really noticable now. She lost a ton of weight, but her boobs stayed the same size… interesting.

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  44. teddy | April 27, 2009 at 2:51 pm

    never get over the fact that we have seen her bare naked body, boobs and all, not to mention tons of side boob too
    yet there are dumb fucks with no boobs who will claim them fake impants
    hahahahhahahahhahahhaha dumb asses hahahahah on more time in ur face

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  45. S. Ronson | April 27, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    Sorry, Lindsay, I appreciate all this effort, but I’m not attracted to you anymore. You’re too crazy, too unstable. I need somebody that I have more in common with. Like Jenn. She’s in a late stage of cancer, so she’s thin and brownish and sickly looking. It’s like looking in the mirror. It’s a little difficult getting the dildo in around all her tumors, but I do like sampling her pain meds (if her fucking sister would stop stealing them to give to her pimp…as Jenn would say: “ugh! make me so mad!”). Anyway, good luck with the…um…career.

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  46. pappy smeary | April 27, 2009 at 2:56 pm

    she looks f-ing hot, i would perfer if she still used the fake tanner sh*t but i would definitely spray all the stickiness off of her with a commercial powerwasher and then go to town on her moldy cunt

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  47. JJ Daddy-O | April 27, 2009 at 2:58 pm

    Am I wrong in saying she’s entering Winehouse territory now?

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  48. Jimbo | April 27, 2009 at 3:00 pm

    No wonder she is a lesbian.. I would not fuck that with Rough Daddy’s dick. Well maybe Rough Daddy’s, but no one else..

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  49. Lisa | April 27, 2009 at 3:01 pm

    Too bad you didn’t post the pics of her from this set that have a normal young girl next to her like other sites did. Only then can you really see how fucking gross she looks.

    In case ya’ll haven’t yet figures it out, she always puts fake tanner on when in a bikini to cover up her boob job scars…yeah, those fake implants you can clearly see outlined in these side pics.

    I wish this bitch and Kim Kardashian die of swine flu.

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  50. Beans Baxter | April 27, 2009 at 3:02 pm

    Love me some pasty big boobed girl.

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