Jesus. It’s only the second post of 2009 and already Lindsay Lohan is in a bikini. Here she is bringing in the New Year on South Beach, and I don’t know about you, but I definitely know what I’m doing with these babies: Playing Connect the Dots with Lindsay’s freckles. So far I’ve found Optimus Prime, a slice of pizza and two giant breasts. Try and beat my score!
EDIT: Bumped up top for obvious reasons: Found a T-Rex!
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Kelly Clarkson Lost Weight For Her Boyfriend |
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Bill Clinton Posed With Porn Stars At His Own Charity Gala He Invited Gwyneth Paltrow To. PIMP. |
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Audrina Patridge Wore A Bikini Again And Other News |
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Audrina Patridge Wore A Bikini Again And Other News |
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And Now For The Part of Cannes Where Michelle Rodriguez Wears A Bikini And Jumps Off Things |
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Kelly Brook Wore A Bikini, Too |
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Daisy Fuentes In A Bikini Is 3 Years Older Than Gabrielle Anwar, Looks Way Better |
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Dear Gabrielle Anwar In A Bikini, WHAT HAPPENED? |
Ummm I’m naturally 5’6″ and 110 pounds so don’t tell us that we’re all anorexic. I eat whatever I want and stay that size. Sorry if it depresses you that some of us are naturally hotter than you fatties.
I think Lindsay looks like the right size for her frame. Granted she’s not perfect, but I think she looks the best she could with the body she is born with, and damn better than most people.
^ “Naturally hotter?” LOL. Trust me, bitch, you’re the only one who is impressed with yourself. Obesity runs in my family and I have to work my ass off (literally) to have the body that I do. But it’s cool, because I am athletic and well versed in nutrition (not that cookie-cutter low-fat/Atkins/whatever garbage either), while people like you only look “healthy” AKA thin. Your metabolism will eventually slow down and you will become one of those miserable formerly-naturally-thin cows I see everywhere – That, and/or develop cancer or some other disease from a lifetime of “eating whatever you want.” Good luck with that!
Its so said to see her anymore just a waste.
Real Free stuff! Earn points no credit card at all. No scam.
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There’s a lot wrong with her but the freckles are ok.
Her belly button is like right below her chin practically, she has NO definition of waist or hips.
I prefer my ladies a bit curvier and less tranny looking.
Because in all honesty she’s got a man’s (or boy’s) body except for the boobs.
Are her tits starting to look a little Tara Reid-y?
Are her tits starting to look a little Tara Reid-y?
I fucking knew you bump things on top to get more hits and that it wasn’t just my imagination. You have successfully turned into a corporate whore, fish. GJ!
Also yeah, all those ads on top, to the left and to the right really improve the site.
Why is america going down today.
PARTLY BECAUSE THIS DAMN WHORE(including her mum)!!
More posed celebrity pics! Keep up the great work Superficial! You’re really standing out from the pack!
p.s. teh firecrotcheted one needs mah penis to cure her of teh lesbos cuz sheez got nice bewbs
What’s a T-rex?
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Her teeth are beautiful, what a nice smile.
She has looked better, but then again she looked worse. Perspective check — http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g142/jooshh/lindsaybeforenafter.jpg
TO ALL YOU TALKING CRAP ABOUT HER BEING SKINNY – WE ALL KNOW YOUR SOME FAT HEFFERS AND ANYONE SKINNER THAN YOU “LOOKS UNHEALTHY” ONLY A FAT A*S WOULD SAY SHE’S TOO SKINNY. SO WHY DON’T YOU PRY YOURSELF AWAY FROM THE PC AND GO EAT SOME DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS. LINDSEY IS BEAUTIFUL JUST THE WAY SHE IS.
TO ALL YOU TALKING CRAP ABOUT HER BEING SKINNY – WE ALL KNOW YOUR SOME FAT HEFFERS AND ANYONE SKINNER THAN YOU “LOOKS UNHEALTHY” ONLY A FAT A*S WOULD SAY SHE’S TOO SKINNY. SO WHY DON’T YOU PRY YOURSELF AWAY FROM THE PC AND GO EAT SOME DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS. LINDSEY IS BEAUTIFUL JUST THE WAY SHE IS.
I MAYBE TOO OLD TO CARE ABOUT HER BUT I JUST DON’T GET WHAT MAKES HER SO IMPORTANT. HER MOVIES ARE FLOPS WHAT DOES SHE DO THAT MAKES HER IN THE NEWS? SHE IS A CUTE GIRL & HAS HER OFF MOMENTS JUST DON’T GET THE BIG DEAL.
I love those freckles. I would lick everyone of them if I could. And I agree with the comment above – she looks great and only someone FAT would say otherwise. GO LINDSEY for being beautiful and intelligent.
She looks great! And I’m jealous. I would have loved to be in bikini weather on New Year’s
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what is up with all of these woman wearing bathing suits that go up the front crack? that is so unattractive, is it to prove you are really a girl or can we not afford a swim suit that fits.
females are such bitches listen to yourselves
Ignore the personality a bit and really, honestly tell me that you don’t find her attractive. She is a BEAUTIFUL girl.
I think she looks good…….what’s with all the kvetching about her freckles? She’s a redhead, get over it.
camel toe! hehe and dam she use to look she fken hot now……… she eww!
Wow, she looks so much better when she’s not with that ugly Sam guy.
If she didn’t have boobs you’d all say she is too skinny. When people say they like curves they like they love boobs. A girl can be rail thin but if she had big perky boobs it would no one would care. The boobs save her, her face is a meh and the rest is just acceptable.
lookee, agespots
(x) Hot sorta lesbo in a bikini.
(x) Bulging boobies prompts at least 12 dudes to jackoff.
(x) Coke biatches in aviator shades are the bomb.
( ) Redeeming post involving a talented actress.
PS: Lindsay Lohan it’s time to step up to this!
In Africa they would probably shoot, mount, and sell her.
Lindsey is amazing. I’m a girl and I’d go lesbian for her! She’s beautiful in all ways,and very talented. I like all her movies and especially “Just My Luck”. Oh and I love her freckles!!!!
Not a fan of freckles, but she’s a pretty girl.
I’d like to introduce her to my zipper dragon, adorably named “Squirt”.
lindsay lohanu r hot! i’d do it with u anyday!!!
OMG. She looks AMAZING! Some people pay big money to MAKE themselves look this good (i.e., botox, injections, make up, good lighting) but she’s looking that great just naturally? What a naturally gorgeous woman!
Time to start my diet!!! lol.
omg phelps totally had the hots for her 4 years ago!
well now that he is star he doesnt need her name anymore- but of course he and the rest of the team will be bitching about all the “nobodys” that like them for his their “star quality” – hmmm…kinda hypocritical but so goes the way of fame.
loves it!
she is still really great looking though!
omg phelps totally had the hots for her 4 years ago!
well now that he is star he doesnt need her name anymore- but of course he and the rest of the team will be bitching about all the “nobodys” that like them for his their “star quality” – hmmm…kinda hypocritical but so goes the way of fame.
loves it!
she is still really great looking though!
que mujer por favor !!!,el que diga que no le parece atractiva es simplemente por que carece de gusto
saludos
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ahhh… truth… : )
saturday steppin’ into the club…
…and it makes me wanna tell the DJ
Turn It Up
…I feel the energy all around
…
I just wanna be all over the floor
And throw my hands up in the air to a beat like [what...?]
I’ve gotta say respectfully…
I would like it if you take the cameras off of me
‘Cause I just want a little room to breathe
never forget to b.r.e.a.t.h.e.
i/we ? babe… ))
Posted by herbiefrog on Jan 6, 2009 8:06 PM
She’s hot and I don’t care what anybody else says. In fact, I’d like to get some of those freckles in “mah mouf” if you know what I mean…
u boobs are sexy
such a cute bikini.
horrible spray tan.
adorable lilo tho!
she’s so fab.
<3
she has a pretty face. i liked her with the black hair, and without that nasty butch girlfriend.
okay for all the people who are saying that you must be fat and jealous if you think she’s too skinny….um well no that is just way too skinny. im a petite girl, but that is just not hot. i know if i was a guy i would definitely want something to grab and well besides the boobs, she has absolutely nothing. she looks literally 10 years old…no curves whatsoever
fine
Freckles is a turn off but more that the others are really great feeling. If you think you an idiot or is he too thin from a medical perspective is starving. People are fucking ignorant on the subject – it is very disturbing. I am 90% sure this jealous hags am overweight, but that other 10% that has amazed me with their stupidity.