Lindsay Lohan in a bikini

January 2nd, 2009 // 144 Comments

Jesus. It’s only the second post of 2009 and already Lindsay Lohan is in a bikini. Here she is bringing in the New Year on South Beach, and I don’t know about you, but I definitely know what I’m doing with these babies: Playing Connect the Dots with Lindsay’s freckles. So far I’ve found Optimus Prime, a slice of pizza and two giant breasts. Try and beat my score!

EDIT: Bumped up top for obvious reasons: Found a T-Rex!


  1. saahaha

    frist

  2. stuperstar

    She’s gross

  3. saahaha

    frist

  4. anna

    she looks great

  5. Duke Nukem

    Mmmm, slim little hips, big boobs, flat stomach. Muy bien.

  6. Man,,,Lilo is looking fiery hot, dont know what id do first play connected dots or fuel inject her! btw shes not too skinny stop the jealousy…

  7. soahc

    Ugh…what heppened? She used to be sooo fine. A tad lacking in the hips department, but her nice legs and round ass made up for it. Now…the is obviously starving herself.

  8. soahc

    Ugh…what happened? She used to be sooo fine. A tad lacking in the hips department, but her nice legs and round ass made up for it. Now…the is obviously starving herself.

  9. the Commish

    Katy Perry bikini > Lindsay Lohan bikini

  10. i heart lilo

    i love lilo!! but she was hotter when she was 17. she needs to lay off the cancer sticks and vag and get on my johnson ya digg!!

  11. ToTellTheTruth

    She looks nasty as hell…all those red disgusting freckles. I knew she had them on her chest but goddamn she looks like a spotted leopard…

  12. jojo

    wow she’s not eating again….she has a nice body but she is too skinny!

  13. Her spray tan looks like shit. Why do redheads who have luminous ivory skin try to cover it up and look like a half peeled walking carrot? bleh.

  14. Parker

    Looks like a case of the clap waiting to happen. Or is it chlamydia if it’s just between a chick who looks like a dude and a chick who looks like a skank?

  15. I’m pretty sure my chestnuts would roast on her open firecrotch.

  16. Hello sports fans.

    Here is a picture of Eddie Murphy serenading 2 bikini chicks on a boat.

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/article2080436.ece

    only problem…look at the chick on the left…the ass is very ‘straight’…more like a man’s ass than a woman. The shoulders are very broard…more like a man’s shoulders than a woman. The hair is a bit artificial…more like a wig…HANG ON.!?!?

  17. Fat Chicks Suck

    The freckles are a turn-off but other than that she actually looks pretty good. You’re an idiot if you think she’s starving herself or too skinny from a medical perspective. People are so fucking ignorant on the subject – it’s extremely irritating. I’m sure it’s 90% jealous overweight hags but it’s the other 10% that amaze me with their stupidity.

  18. tony vee

    Looks ok to me

  19. QueerConverter

    Anytime LiLo needs a taste of the big beef I’m ready to be her bull.

  20. TJ

    She’s got nice breasts but has had sooo many diseased dycks in her that she’d be a suicidal fuck, like Pam Anderson or Paris. Bleah.

  21. EuropeanGirl

    She seems a teen and probably a male teen if you see her from behind.
    Not so hot for me but really beautiful, great smile and hair.
    She’s fresh and shiny, better than some supermodels. And looks natural, too.
    How she can do the trick, with all that drug and booze and night going crazy, is a mistery.

  22. scabbeus

    All that hard licking…I mean living, can really age you. Is she 50?

  23. Spiraticus

    Lol! @ #16

  24. jt

    gross? nah, that’s hot

  25. THAT_GIRL_JENN

    LAST TIME I WENT TO THE BEACH I WAS BANNED FROM THE OCEAN FOREVER CUZ THEY COULDNT GET MY SMELL OUT OF THE FISH, GUESS
    THATS WHAT I GET FOR SMELLING LIKE TIRE AIR AND VITAMINS

  26. lisa

    she has absolutley no hips, she looks like a 12-year-old with boobs.
    go katy!!

  27. poon tang

    can’t she spend some money on laser surgery and zap all those dots………..

    damn stupid bitch

  28. Wow she's hot

    Holy crap she looks hot in these pics

  29. nastyjay

    my cock thanks you again, superfish

  30. Lucy

    I don’t find anything attractive about her and most especially those freckles.

  31. Wow some of you people are really mean!

    1: freckles are a natural occurrance and you may not like them but only a third-grader would be such a dick to someone who has them.

    2: she looks great! yes she is thin but does not look unhealthy and for someone who has battled drugs and an eating disorder, that is simply awesome.

    3: to the dude who said she looked better at 17…I bet you did too.

    4: of course I have to mention the hair extensions, the color match is good for one but they are really fricken long. And since I make my living doing hair extensions, you’d think I’d say the longer the better but this is pushing it.

    Happy New Year, and Lindsay you look fantastic!

    http://www.jordanalorraine.com

  32. She is definitely not looking very healthy….She would be a fine size if she toned up a bit. She was such a gorgeous girl a few years back.

  33. beedo

    I joined the dots and all I found was a skank.

  34. joe m

    Lindsay,put some meat on your anorexic body.
    You could be gorgeous.

  35. wolf5150

    Anyone who thinks she is “too this” or “too that” should shut the fuck up,she looks pretty nice. I thought the freckles were hot,and the boobs are great! If I thought she was too skinny, I would be willing to let her swallow about six gallons of my ballsap, a teaspoon at a time until she gets that healthy lipstick-lesbian glow back. Thats the kind of guy I am.

  36. I got the information of a friend that america was a free country in a way you can use text and so the computer for making statements and give your meaning.
    Maybe my language isn’t always as “CLEAN” as it should be but HELL people: THIS IS AMERICA 2009, right?

  37. aliknievel

    So when’s her next movie coming out…oh yeah I forgot. She blew it. No one wants to cast her and no studio will insure her. She’s stuck in a cheap fake lesbian relationship and the best she can do for work is shill for myspace. This kid had all the talent in the world and could have been the great actress of her generation and she’s settled for being a tabloid TMZ staple. She’s just as bad as most of the “why the hell are they famous” people only the tragedy is that she actually has a lick of talent and could be doing so much better.

  38. haroof

    lol @ the jealous fat cows (i.e. fat, bored housewives) who think she doesn’t look good.

    lilo is looking SMOKIN hot.

    not a fan of the fake relationship she’s in, but she hasn’t looked this great since the mean girls days.

  39. Tony Romo

    Cocaine and Red Bull……..Breakfast of Champions!

  40. KRISTA

    She looks really great (HOT)! Who cares if she has freckles, a lot of people do. I want to know her diet secrets :)
    You keep it up zexy….

  41. KRISTA

    She looks really great (HOT)! Who cares if she has freckles, a lot of people do. I want to know her diet secrets :)
    You keep it up zexy….

  42. Mal Gusto

    See, ladies. When you lay off the coke and put down the booze, you can end up looking pretty good. Keep that in mind the next time you are watching the sun come up because you are too wired to sleep.

  43. Racer X

    DO NOT WANT.

    /more Katy Perry

  44. Mike

    Nice toe!

  45. It's all relative

    If this were the first time I’d ever looked at her, I would think her body looks fantastic. However, seeing her go from her natural weight to dangerously skinny a few years back, it worries me that she’s getting so thin again. Hopefully the weight loss stops here.
    (and no, this is not some jealous or ignorant person posting about weight. I doubt very seriously that people like #18 have ever witnessed what eating disorders can do to a person, so I’ll let him slide with his angry fat chicks rant)

  46. Rich

    So where was her ugly, manly g/f? There are many lesbians in the entertainment industry who actually look sexy & feminine, nothing like the skank she is usually with.

  47. dude

    She’s a fucking ten in these pics, freckles and all. And i love love LOVE the cameltoe <333 xo

  48. sla

    Ponch Poncherello called;. He wants his glasses back.

  49. krispy

    Why is her belly button so high up? My belly button does not almost touch my tits…

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