If it’s not her father’s vast criminal empire stealing her passport, it’s somebody putting lines of coke on a table right before taking Lindsay Lohan’s picture. Why won’t the Illuminati leave her alone?! RadarOnline reports:
When reached by RadarOnline.com and asked to tell us what the white powder is, Lindsay at first replied: “What!??”
RadarOnline.com directed her to look at the photo and the white powder on the table in front of her.
Lindsay then told RadarOnline.com: “That’s a set up that’s so untrue.”
I don’t want to say Lindsay Lohan is a compulsive liar because I’m 90% positive she’s a paranoid schizophrenic. Based on her logic, there are more plots to make it look like she loves cocaine than Al Qaeda has to blow up infidels. They’re probably having meetings right now berating each other for their lack of commitment. “Seriously, you guys, why can’t we be more like those people making the freckle whore look like a druggie? They would’ve made the Great Satan pay for the Snooki creature yesterday.”