Lindsay Lohan: ‘I eat Big Macs.’

February 17th, 2009 // 144 Comments

Lindsay Lohan is claiming her rapid weight loss is “not intentional,” according to Us Magazine:

“I eat. I had my Big Mac yesterday from McDonald’s,” she told Us Sunday at the Matthew Williamson NYC store opening. “I eat just as much as I always have.”
The 22-year-old actress (who has raised eyebrows before for her skinny frame) said she thinks she has just been “working a lot.” She said she also blames “stress … and lack of sleep when I travel.”
Said the star, “I think it’s all that stuff that adds up.”
Lohan – who said she doesn’t know how much weight she has lost (“I’ve never weighed myself in life,” she said) – added that she doesn’t think about the pressure to be thin in Hollywood anymore.

What a retarded statement. Of course, Lindsay doesn’t think about the pressure to be thin anymore. That’d be like Bill Gates thinking about the pressure to be rich. Kim Kardashian thinking about the pressure to have a giant ass. Me thinking about the pressure to be so handsome diamonds shoot out of my face. C’mon.

Photo: Getty

  1. nope

    …Useless piece of attention seeker. go to hell or do something. You disgrace

  2. ayawawa

    I feel so sorry to see that she is getting old now, is this the reason why her dating profile was found on “C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M”?

  3. lucy

    Ladies all like to join _____Millionaire Romances com_____. I really do not know why? Just cuz many wealthy men and celebrities there? or the men there are all handsome?

  4. Ali

    eeeeeew. Horse looking, Hilary Duff style horses teeth!!
    YUM YUM ALL THE BETTER TO EAT MY BIG MAC WITH MY DEAR!!

  5. felix

    Jeez, boneheads like jj are the reason why reading their illogical, illiterate verbal farts just makes me grateful for not being retarded.

    10pound, okay, you can retire the line about everyone looking like a shit you just took this morning. Just read you describe Bristol Palin this way. Hahahahahahah. I’m sure you’re totally ugly.

    Tell me which backwater shithole y’all come from–I promise to stay away.

  6. Paris Hilton

    How come her boobs stay the same size even though she lost weight?

    What does she have that other people dont? I thought when you lost weight your boobs lost weight too? Only fat girls should have boobs that size.

    So unfair.

  7. Mike

    OMG! What is that thing?

  8. Mike

    OMG! What is that thing?

  9. Mike

    OMG! What is that thing?

  10. Mike

    OMG! What is that thing?

  11. Mike

    OMG! What is that thing?

  12. Mike

    OMG! What is that thing?

  13. Mike

    OMG! What is that thing?

  14. Mike

    OMG! What is that thing?

  15. Mike

    OMG! What is that thing?

  16. Mike

    OMG! What is that thing?

  17. Mike

    OMG! What is that thing?

  18. le fag

    oh honey, is she the last survivor of Auschwitz?

  19. Mr. Jones

    If you wanna hang out youve got to take her out; cocaine.
    If you wanna get down, down on the ground; cocaine.
    She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; cocaine.

    If you got bad news, you wanna kick them blues; cocaine.
    When your day is done and you wanna run; cocaine.
    She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; cocaine.

  20. sin

    Head is too big for the body. Looks photo shopped.

  21. Darth

    She looks burnt out.Only her greedy parents are to blame for her situation.Her role is totally excavated.I hope she’ll found the strength to reinvent herself.

  22. Sauron

    @121 Engly isn’t your first language,isn’t it?

  23. Sote

    I can’t believe the comments I have read here. If you think she is too skinny you are too fat? She looks great? Oh My God!!! You people are the reason why we have teenagers dying or starving all over the world trying to be as skinny as they can, looking unhealthy and risking their lives. I’m not fat (at all, Im actually slim but not skinny) and I really think she looks unhealthy and scary. If she was black and living in africa one would be moved to shed a tear for the starving children in africa, don’t mean to be offend anybody just trying to make a point. She looks disgusting.

  24. Darth

    #122 That’s right,it used to be better years ago.Since it’s not my all day language anymore i’m sometimes using this translation program.I just took it off because i’ve different programs running at moment to save RAM.How was your lunch? Lowlands just called me he’s taking the rest of the day off.His back is hurting.Hehehe

  25. Wow… her cooter went from fish filet to fishbone just like that…

  26. Sauron

    @124 I guess it’s not his thick wallet what causes this this time what he’s carrying in his back pocket. . . *evil laughter*

  27. Lowlands

    @124+126 Ha! i’ve read your comments! It doesn’t mean when my back hurts that i can’t read your sad and pathetic comments ofcourse.Sauron! I know you’ll be a bit later at home but i need painkillers asap! Sad,just sad. . .

  28. Fawn

    Linday Lohan is a pathological liar, period. A big Mac has like 500 calories, just because you eat 1 Big Mac a day, doesn’t mean you’re not anorexic.

    I remember when pics of her license came out, it said weight: 118 lbs. People who don’t weigh themselves, do not list their weight to the tee when asked.

    Further, she is clearly addicted to meth, which is why she’s always buying candy and soda and whatever. If you know methheads, you know they crave sugary shit.

  29. Girl_friday

    Wow, she looks hella thin. Like sickly thin. Maybe she has aids.

  30. Jesus

    I think that’s a slightly inaccurate quote…
    Those of us who are seasoned veterans of journalism know that her exact words were: “I got a Big Mac and Coke. I also got a soda.”

  31. nik

    hahaha…is her head very huge????

  32. Bickus Dickus

    I’m putting Lohan on my celebrity Death Pool immediately!

    I’ll get a ton of points when she finally evaporates into a small pile of baby laxative….

  33. lulu

    She obviously feels more fat than Sam and has to get as skinny as her. First of all, people who criticize unhealthy bag-o-bones figure is not fat!! grow some freakin brain cells. Second, she isn’t working out otherwise she would be building muscle. Looks to me she isn’t eating much or she is TOTALLY a coke head!!!!!

    COCAAAAIINE!!

  34. Callie

    Ha ha ha.. Nice photoshop job.. next time try to match it up a little better.. Do you really have nothing better to do than fake photos of celebs…

  35. Lolocaust

    Lindsay is my kinda girl.

    I could get used to watching my penis move inside her through her skin.

  36. IHJI96

    WTH is going on with her teeth? They look like falsies that are going to pop out at any moment. I would love to know what she is hard at work working on…she is a dried up has been at the ripe old age of 22. If she ate a Big Mac yesterday then I’m guessing her’s comes with the special sauce…Cocaine-naise.

  37. Nikky Raney

    That looks so photoshopped, too bad it isn’t.

  38. She has the same look Karen Carpenter had when she died.

  39. She has the same look Karen Carpenter had when she died.

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  41. Big Macs with laxative sauce.

    Actually if a Big Mac was the ONLY thing she ate each day, that would explain it.

    She looks like a skeleton with a mannequin head and water balloons attached.

  42. unknown

    omg her head looks way to big for her body
    at first i thought it was photoshopped
    shes obviously bulimic or on her way to be
    she looks sick

  43. Lakacare

    When will her lesbian sex tape be released to the public? Need to see her eating pussy. That’s the only thing I’m concerned about.

  44. Damn, boneheads like JJ is why read the illogical, illiterate pieruista minutes makes me grateful not to survive.

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