Lindsay Lohan: ‘I eat Big Macs.’

February 17th, 2009 // 144 Comments

Lindsay Lohan is claiming her rapid weight loss is “not intentional,” according to Us Magazine:

“I eat. I had my Big Mac yesterday from McDonald’s,” she told Us Sunday at the Matthew Williamson NYC store opening. “I eat just as much as I always have.”
The 22-year-old actress (who has raised eyebrows before for her skinny frame) said she thinks she has just been “working a lot.” She said she also blames “stress … and lack of sleep when I travel.”
Said the star, “I think it’s all that stuff that adds up.”
Lohan – who said she doesn’t know how much weight she has lost (“I’ve never weighed myself in life,” she said) – added that she doesn’t think about the pressure to be thin in Hollywood anymore.

What a retarded statement. Of course, Lindsay doesn’t think about the pressure to be thin anymore. That’d be like Bill Gates thinking about the pressure to be rich. Kim Kardashian thinking about the pressure to have a giant ass. Me thinking about the pressure to be so handsome diamonds shoot out of my face. C’mon.

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Comments (144)

  1. Superevil | February 17, 2009 at 2:47 pm

    Holy fuck, she’s nasty

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  2. sw | February 17, 2009 at 2:47 pm

    twiggy

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  3. jj | February 17, 2009 at 2:51 pm

    i think she looks fucking fantastic here…
    i think fat ppl are just jealous
    get over it
    skinnny is hot

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  4. Deacon Jones | February 17, 2009 at 2:51 pm

    My girlfriend saw her yesterday at fashion week.

    It’s a good thing I wasn’t with her, because I wouldve rip her dress right down to her ankles and started spanked to her tits.

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  5. Kenitra Bush | February 17, 2009 at 2:52 pm

    what the hell has she been “working” on?

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  6. violet | February 17, 2009 at 2:54 pm

    her face is all hollow and ugly. and the bitch has to have implants. she can lose a ton of weight and they still look the same? she needs to eat some fucking dinner. and i don’t mean snorting an eight ball.

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  7. atotalcad | February 17, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    That’s scary – her head is out of proportion to her body.

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  8. g_girl | February 17, 2009 at 2:57 pm

    she looks like death in a pink dress.

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  9. g_girl | February 17, 2009 at 2:57 pm

    She looks like death in a pink dress.

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  10. Misty Woodlawn | February 17, 2009 at 2:57 pm

    She eats just as much as always, she’s just purging!

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  11. me | February 17, 2009 at 2:57 pm

    What she failed to mention is, even though she allegedly still eats as much as she always has, she goes and purges when she is finished! She looks so unhealthy! It’s sad. She looks like a concentration camp survivor. I hope for her sake she gets some help!

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  12. jmac | February 17, 2009 at 3:00 pm

    She has a tape worm.

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  13. jj | February 17, 2009 at 3:04 pm

    hahaha
    so many fat jealous fucks here
    i agree boobs must be fake..ugly ass face
    but come on dont hate on the nice body..she’s worked hard to get like this..

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  14. admit_it_youre_jealous | February 17, 2009 at 3:05 pm

    im a girl and im jealous she has everything going on she has big boobs and a skinny body

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  15. Delgo | February 17, 2009 at 3:06 pm

    Breast Men VHS

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  16. Steve | February 17, 2009 at 3:08 pm

    She looks like shes dying, i actually feel bad for her. for the record id still hit that

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  17. Richard McBeef | February 17, 2009 at 3:08 pm

    Goddamn!!! I haven’t seen anything that hot since the Soviets liberated Aushwitz!

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  18. nipolian | February 17, 2009 at 3:10 pm

    “I eat just as much as I always have.”

    There are just not enough carbs in snatch.

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  19. jrz | February 17, 2009 at 3:11 pm

    She looks like a Bratz doll.

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  20. Andie | February 17, 2009 at 3:15 pm

    LiLo’s new Wikipedia entry:

    Skeletor is a fictional character in the Masters of the Universe franchise, the arch-enemy and main antagonist of He-Man. Tagged “The Evil Lord of Destruction”, he is the greatest threat to present-day Eternia. Depicted as a muscular bluish humanoid with a purple hood over his yellowish bare-bone skull, Skeletor seeks to conquer Castle Grayskull so he can learn its ancient secrets, which would make him unstoppable and enable him to conquer and rule all of Eternia. In the original minicomics and in the Filmation series, Skeletor is said to be an evil demon-like being from Eternia’s sister planet Infinita. A later Mattel minicomic implies that he was once Keldor, brother of King Randor (therefore, uncle of Prince Adam/He-Man).

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  21. Brandon | February 17, 2009 at 3:15 pm

    I love skinny chicks with big tits, but I prefer them more like Marissa Miller and less like this skank who’s definitely isn’t skinny from eating right and working out a lot.

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  22. AGD | February 17, 2009 at 3:15 pm

    Actually, no sleep makes you gain weight.

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  23. Vince Lombardi | February 17, 2009 at 3:17 pm

    LiLo eats the sesame seeds, Sam eats the rest.

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  24. AGD | February 17, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    >Actually, no sleep makes you gain weight.

    Correction: unless you’re on serious stimulants like meth, coke, crack, etc.

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  25. Sportsdvl | February 17, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    She is so nasty looking. Look, she’s never been “hot” but at least she used to be attractive. Now she looks like a Concentration Camp survivor.

    If you have to say “I had a Big Mac yesterday” then it is obvious that you have problems. Eating 1 sandwich every couple of days and living off Ronson’s man-juice the rest of the time is just plain nasty.

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  26. dizzle | February 17, 2009 at 3:20 pm

    lol at JJ. especially for posting under admit it you’re jealous. lol. look at her arms, disgusting. her had is five times too big for her body. her face looks good when she had a body.

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  27. NorCal | February 17, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    Not only can you tell she’s hi on coke from her huge head on top of her skinny little body, but the actually retarded ‘I’m so cool it’s sick’ look on her face. Not hatin skinny, but on her the yoyo thing is just so obvious and predictable why. Is that ‘dress’ peach? With BLACK panty hose??!! What a waste of a decent looking chik normally.

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  28. Beetlejuice | February 17, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    I wonder how Sam feels about her puss being nicknamed “Big Mac.”

    It’s probably pretty accurate — orange, green, brown and oozing.

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  29. Andy | February 17, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    Well, at least she’s lying like a fiend now. All she has to do is gain some weight, stop pretending to be a lesbian, start getting into a lot of fights in public, and – of course – reunite blissfully with a large random assortment of cocks, and she’ll finally be herself again.

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  30. Ralphy | February 17, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    She look like she need hobo spray on her unmentionables

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  31. ZoomBoy | February 17, 2009 at 3:27 pm

    LOL at the McDonald’s banner ad below the post.

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  32. Lindsay | February 17, 2009 at 3:35 pm

    I eat Big Macs and I can not lie
    You other brothers can’t deny
    That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
    And two round things in your face
    You get sprung

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  33. kingofbeer | February 17, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    Nice photoshop job, the blow up head is pretty funny. hehe

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  34. Ang | February 17, 2009 at 3:42 pm

    Lindsay, sweetie, when you find cheese and some strips of rancid meat in your mouth, it’s your girlfriend, not a Big Mac.

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  35. MR. T | February 17, 2009 at 3:43 pm

    guess big Mac is slang for diesel dyke pussy…..stinky diesel dyke pussy..

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  36. Debbie31 | February 17, 2009 at 3:43 pm

    Wow, she looks terrible……would you be surprised if she had track marks up her arm? She looks gaunt.

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  37. Rick Warren | February 17, 2009 at 3:46 pm

    See? Homosexuality is a sickness.

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  38. Tehani | February 17, 2009 at 3:47 pm

    She looks like a bobblehead

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  39. jj | February 17, 2009 at 3:48 pm

    uhmmm #26
    wtf are you talking about??? i didnt post under admit it you’re jealous

    && her arms look fine..but ya her head is too big lol
    idk i still think she looks great
    its sad though that she obviously has an eating disorder
    cause that shit sucks..i wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy

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  40. Randal | February 17, 2009 at 3:50 pm

    Hope to see more pictures of Lindsay from the FISH, especially some new ones in other designer made clothing lines.

    You look great Lindsay, keep doing what you do! Luv ya!

    Randal

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  41. Deacon Jones | February 17, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    @34

    UGgghhh…c’mon now.

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  42. Adawgz | February 17, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    Come on people – everyone knows that lesbo coke whores don’t need diets!

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  43. Matthew | February 17, 2009 at 3:57 pm

    HOHAN! need to eat real food

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  44. M | February 17, 2009 at 3:59 pm

    eating disorder!? hahahah it’s not her fault all the coke kills her apetite.

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  45. casualencounters.com/blog | February 17, 2009 at 3:59 pm

    The only Big Mac she’s had anything to do with is the one between her would-snap-in-a-strong-breeze legs. And it’s a saaaad burger.

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  46. 10pound | February 17, 2009 at 4:02 pm

    What possible work could she be doing?

    Oh…and she looks like a shit I took this morning.

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  47. britty | February 17, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    Skinny Lindsay sucks.

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  48. herbiefrog | February 17, 2009 at 4:05 pm

    yes : )

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  49. Big Mac | February 17, 2009 at 4:09 pm

    I can confirm she ate me yesterday.

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  50. Meagain | February 17, 2009 at 4:10 pm

    This is photoshopped to make her head look enormous compared to her body. This picture is all over the internet with a different picture of her head. I can’t help but laugh at the stupid fuckers who think she looks good with a photoshopped head. Nice.

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