Lindsay Lohan: ‘I eat Big Macs.’

February 17th, 2009 // 144 Comments

Lindsay Lohan is claiming her rapid weight loss is “not intentional,” according to Us Magazine:

“I eat. I had my Big Mac yesterday from McDonald’s,” she told Us Sunday at the Matthew Williamson NYC store opening. “I eat just as much as I always have.”
The 22-year-old actress (who has raised eyebrows before for her skinny frame) said she thinks she has just been “working a lot.” She said she also blames “stress … and lack of sleep when I travel.”
Said the star, “I think it’s all that stuff that adds up.”
Lohan – who said she doesn’t know how much weight she has lost (“I’ve never weighed myself in life,” she said) – added that she doesn’t think about the pressure to be thin in Hollywood anymore.

What a retarded statement. Of course, Lindsay doesn’t think about the pressure to be thin anymore. That’d be like Bill Gates thinking about the pressure to be rich. Kim Kardashian thinking about the pressure to have a giant ass. Me thinking about the pressure to be so handsome diamonds shoot out of my face. C’mon.

Photo: Getty

  1. Superevil

    Holy fuck, she’s nasty

  2. jj

    i think she looks fucking fantastic here…
    i think fat ppl are just jealous
    get over it
    skinnny is hot

  3. Deacon Jones

    My girlfriend saw her yesterday at fashion week.

    It’s a good thing I wasn’t with her, because I wouldve rip her dress right down to her ankles and started spanked to her tits.

  4. Kenitra Bush

    what the hell has she been “working” on?

  5. violet

    her face is all hollow and ugly. and the bitch has to have implants. she can lose a ton of weight and they still look the same? she needs to eat some fucking dinner. and i don’t mean snorting an eight ball.

  6. atotalcad

    That’s scary – her head is out of proportion to her body.

  7. g_girl

    she looks like death in a pink dress.

  8. g_girl

    She looks like death in a pink dress.

  9. Misty Woodlawn

    She eats just as much as always, she’s just purging!

  10. me

    What she failed to mention is, even though she allegedly still eats as much as she always has, she goes and purges when she is finished! She looks so unhealthy! It’s sad. She looks like a concentration camp survivor. I hope for her sake she gets some help!

  11. jmac

    She has a tape worm.

  12. jj

    hahaha
    so many fat jealous fucks here
    i agree boobs must be fake..ugly ass face
    but come on dont hate on the nice body..she’s worked hard to get like this..

  13. admit_it_youre_jealous

    im a girl and im jealous she has everything going on she has big boobs and a skinny body

  14. Delgo

    Breast Men VHS

  15. Steve

    She looks like shes dying, i actually feel bad for her. for the record id still hit that

  16. Richard McBeef

    Goddamn!!! I haven’t seen anything that hot since the Soviets liberated Aushwitz!

  17. nipolian

    “I eat just as much as I always have.”

    There are just not enough carbs in snatch.

  18. jrz

    She looks like a Bratz doll.

  19. Andie

    LiLo’s new Wikipedia entry:

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  20. Brandon

    I love skinny chicks with big tits, but I prefer them more like Marissa Miller and less like this skank who’s definitely isn’t skinny from eating right and working out a lot.

  21. AGD

    Actually, no sleep makes you gain weight.

  22. Vince Lombardi

    LiLo eats the sesame seeds, Sam eats the rest.

  23. AGD

    >Actually, no sleep makes you gain weight.

    Correction: unless you’re on serious stimulants like meth, coke, crack, etc.

  24. She is so nasty looking. Look, she’s never been “hot” but at least she used to be attractive. Now she looks like a Concentration Camp survivor.

    If you have to say “I had a Big Mac yesterday” then it is obvious that you have problems. Eating 1 sandwich every couple of days and living off Ronson’s man-juice the rest of the time is just plain nasty.

  25. dizzle

    lol at JJ. especially for posting under admit it you’re jealous. lol. look at her arms, disgusting. her had is five times too big for her body. her face looks good when she had a body.

  26. NorCal

    Not only can you tell she’s hi on coke from her huge head on top of her skinny little body, but the actually retarded ‘I’m so cool it’s sick’ look on her face. Not hatin skinny, but on her the yoyo thing is just so obvious and predictable why. Is that ‘dress’ peach? With BLACK panty hose??!! What a waste of a decent looking chik normally.

  27. Beetlejuice

    I wonder how Sam feels about her puss being nicknamed “Big Mac.”

    It’s probably pretty accurate — orange, green, brown and oozing.

  28. Andy

    Well, at least she’s lying like a fiend now. All she has to do is gain some weight, stop pretending to be a lesbian, start getting into a lot of fights in public, and – of course – reunite blissfully with a large random assortment of cocks, and she’ll finally be herself again.

  29. Ralphy

    She look like she need hobo spray on her unmentionables

  30. ZoomBoy

    LOL at the McDonald’s banner ad below the post.

  31. Lindsay

    I eat Big Macs and I can not lie
    You other brothers can’t deny
    That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
    And two round things in your face
    You get sprung

  32. kingofbeer

    Nice photoshop job, the blow up head is pretty funny. hehe

  33. Ang

    Lindsay, sweetie, when you find cheese and some strips of rancid meat in your mouth, it’s your girlfriend, not a Big Mac.

  34. MR. T

    guess big Mac is slang for diesel dyke pussy…..stinky diesel dyke pussy..

  35. Debbie31

    Wow, she looks terrible……would you be surprised if she had track marks up her arm? She looks gaunt.

  36. Rick Warren

    See? Homosexuality is a sickness.

  37. Tehani

    She looks like a bobblehead

  38. jj

    uhmmm #26
    wtf are you talking about??? i didnt post under admit it you’re jealous

    && her arms look fine..but ya her head is too big lol
    idk i still think she looks great
    its sad though that she obviously has an eating disorder
    cause that shit sucks..i wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy

  39. Randal

    Hope to see more pictures of Lindsay from the FISH, especially some new ones in other designer made clothing lines.

    You look great Lindsay, keep doing what you do! Luv ya!

    Randal

  40. Deacon Jones

    @34

    UGgghhh…c’mon now.

  41. Adawgz

    Come on people – everyone knows that lesbo coke whores don’t need diets!

  42. Matthew

    HOHAN! need to eat real food

  43. M

    eating disorder!? hahahah it’s not her fault all the coke kills her apetite.

  44. The only Big Mac she’s had anything to do with is the one between her would-snap-in-a-strong-breeze legs. And it’s a saaaad burger.

  45. 10pound

    What possible work could she be doing?

    Oh…and she looks like a shit I took this morning.

  46. britty

    Skinny Lindsay sucks.

  47. herbiefrog

    yes : )

  48. Big Mac

    I can confirm she ate me yesterday.

  49. Meagain

    This is photoshopped to make her head look enormous compared to her body. This picture is all over the internet with a different picture of her head. I can’t help but laugh at the stupid fuckers who think she looks good with a photoshopped head. Nice.

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