Lindsay Lohan: ‘I don’t drink, do drugs or lie.’

After recent reports claimed Lindsay Lohan is broke and pissing away Samantha Ronson’s money, the actress decided to speak out to E! News and set the record straight. Turns out everything’s your fault:

On her relationship with Samantha Ronson:
“They need to stop saying we’re fighting. People telling lies about me to her and all this garbage. I’m really a good person and I have a good heart and just want to work and the only reason I go to clubs is to hear Samantha spin or be normal.”

On the “real” Lindsay Lohan:
“I don’t drink, I don’t do drugs and I don’t lie. I love to act and write and be creative and I want to help people by playing characters that can send a positive message out to whomever may need it.”

On why she can’t get work:
“If people would just leave my personal life alone–because it’s really not that interesting–then I could land a great role. But all the sicko fans and the noise is so distracting.”

On her dreams:
“I’d like to have my own charity, do work overseas, be in Oscar-nominated films, write movies, produce movies/shows/videos, design clothes, make music, write books, etc. It’s all possible if people would just stop judging me and accusing me and making me out to be this aloof, spoiled, ungrateful and unprofessional person that I am not and could never be.”

Oh, so the real reason Lindsay can’t find work, win an Oscar or maintain a healthy relationship with Samantha Ronson is because everybody keeps talking about her. And here I thought Lindsay was the cause of Lindsay’s problems. Man, I was way off. Talk about embarrassing.

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