Lindsay Lohan Hospitalized

20041026_lohan1.jpgLindsay Lohan has been hospitalized with an unknown illness and a temperature of 103. It’s such a tragic event that most people can hardly think about her giant knockers. Not me though, I can always think about big boobs. It’s like a special gift I’ve had since I was twelve.

I can’t help but think though, that maybe this all could have been avoided if Lindsay had just drank her milk. Ironic isn’t it? No? Well you’re fat.

Read Lohan Hospitalized @ [USA Today]