Lindsay Lohan was spotted going back to the SoHo Grand hotel room with her ex-boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama at 5:30 am yesterday. The two had been partying together at Lotus, and Us Weekly has already bought pictures of the two leaving the hotel together.
It’d be pretty irresponsible reporting to just assume the two hooked up and had sex, but considering I only wear pants about 12% of the day, I’m probably not in the running for the Pulitzer here. Plus I actually saw them having sex, so it’s not even an assumption. It’s a fact.