Lindsay Lohan was spotted going back to the SoHo Grand hotel room with her ex-boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama at 5:30 am yesterday. The two had been partying together at Lotus, and Us Weekly has already bought pictures of the two leaving the hotel together.
It’d be pretty irresponsible reporting to just assume the two hooked up and had sex, but considering I only wear pants about 12% of the day, I’m probably not in the running for the Pulitzer here. Plus I actually saw them having sex, so it’s not even an assumption. It’s a fact.
Jeremy1Esq | February 28, 2006 at 9:01 pm
Who cares what your past is with someone. If she wants to have sex you, you do it. Lindsay sleeps with everyone, so this is a non story.
Tania | February 28, 2006 at 9:24 pm
So they had hot wild sex…who cares. Maybe they’re back together, maybe they’re not. If they are it’ll be just a matter of time until they break up and she goes bulimic again.
rds0811 | February 28, 2006 at 9:41 pm
If I was Wilmer I’d try to distance myself from this cumpster.
rachel | February 28, 2006 at 9:58 pm
I bet she told him she loved him so much that she slept with 500 guys just to make him jealous. Wilmer must have the biggest penis ever cuz he gets way too many girls for being as ugly as he is.
LadyG | February 28, 2006 at 10:12 pm
I’m not sure I really care, but how exactly did you see them having sex?
nichole | February 28, 2006 at 10:21 pm
#5 I sincerely hope you’re kidding.
HollyJ | February 28, 2006 at 11:58 pm
Since Lindsey is so incredibly lame, I’ll just post this little gem for you to enjoy. NSFW
http://www.goodiebag.tv/video/do_you_take_it.htm
MustangLaura | March 1, 2006 at 12:02 am
OMG I AM A GENIUS !!! Ok Ok Ok So On The Jennifer Aniston Book Post I Said HoHan Was Gonna Sleep With Everyone Somemore….. And Look Shes Starting With Numero Uno !!! Hahahahaahaha
Pearly | March 1, 2006 at 2:09 am
Wiimer certainly seems to be a glutton for punishment. He gets way too many girls for a guy named Wilmer. It just sounds too much like Wilbur…
Olichka | March 1, 2006 at 2:57 am
Personally, I love how she can get penetrated by every penis in Hollywood, yet still not seem even a bit whorish. Go Lindsay, us sluts have to stick together!
robot_turkey | March 1, 2006 at 3:35 am
Ah, to be 19-20 like Lindsay and have a pussy that looks like raw hamburger and smells like raw sewage! Ain’t young love grand?!
Jum | March 1, 2006 at 4:48 am
that girl should get an A+ in whoring around and spreading STD
Spindoc | March 1, 2006 at 10:16 am
She looks like her skin would be rough and sandpapery.
Mr. Fritz | March 1, 2006 at 10:34 am
She looks good in this picture. It must be an older one; I love redheads. As I have posted before, I like girls with curves. She has an impish-whorish like quality. Too bad she needs to use the superindustrial strength douche.
LoneWolf | March 1, 2006 at 11:20 am
Wilmer is a man-whore. He gets more ass than a toilet seat. He’s the male Paris Hilton.
Or the female Colin Farrell.
Darby | March 1, 2006 at 11:22 am
What’s with these sllutty bone racks that wonder why people follow them around and ask questions that they don’t like..one again Linds you made your bed, just lie in it. I think she’s gaining ground on Paris in the slut factor.
ESQ | March 1, 2006 at 11:25 am
It looks like Lindsey is vying for Paris’ position in Hollywood. Girls just hate competition.
chelleann66 | March 1, 2006 at 12:20 pm
BOO – TEE – CALL
gogoboots | March 1, 2006 at 12:58 pm
Poor Wilmer he gets sucked back into Lindsay’s huge slut vagina. UGH!
eatyourfeedback | March 1, 2006 at 4:36 pm
Whatever happened to her “falling” for Ryan Adams? Or the Olympics guy last week?
Apparently she’s competing with Paris Hilton for the whore of the decade award.
diddleysquat | March 1, 2006 at 6:10 pm
6 words I never thought I’d say: I wish I was Wilmer Valderrama
LaydeeBug | March 2, 2006 at 9:58 pm
Ugh, a hasbeen in Hagsville City, Uvula.
Jacq | March 3, 2006 at 6:54 pm
Ok, I’ll say it:
I’d hit it.
lola | March 25, 2006 at 11:16 am
i don’t see what the problem is. if Lindsay and Wilmer wanna get back together then leave them to it whateva ne1 else says it aint gona change what they wana do isi n i think they good couple
lola | March 25, 2006 at 11:17 am
Lindsay Lohan is awesome !!!
lola | March 25, 2006 at 11:17 am
n if she wants to sleep with loadz of guys well good on her i think
yommaroxbreessox | April 9, 2006 at 12:26 pm
well you know what? i don’t know if they are back together or not. he was laughing when they made a joke about her on his show, YO MOMMA. but maybe he’s just being good-spirited. you know, YO MOMMA is really a great show. the site is fantastic, i found it on mtv: http://www.mtv.com/onair/dyn/yo_momma/series.jhtml
poker | October 18, 2007 at 2:09 am
she hooks up with every body, so what?