Lindsay Lohan spent the weekend in Capri where she hooked up with three guys in less than 24 hours. Starting with the waiter pictured above here’s a rundown of Lindsay’s conquests as reported by the Daily Mail:
Dude #1 Alexandra Di Nunzio:
The pair exchanged phone numbers at a film showing which the actress attended with Heroes star and friend Hayden Panettiere, 18.
But she dumped her friend shortly afterwards to meet up with, and lock lips with, Di Nunzio.
The pair enjoyed a meal together before getting cosy on a hotel sofa together.
Dude #2 Eduardo Costas:
The older man looked like the cat who got the cream after his passionate embrace with the young star who recently reconciled with her father and is said to be leading a ‘healthy’ lifestyle.
Dude #3 Dario Faiella
The son of Italian music legend Peppino Di Capri shared a few intimate moments with the actress, who is also said to be dating the ex-love of troubled pop star Britney Spears — 28-year-old music producer JR Rotem.
It’s nice to see Lindsay Lohan is back to her true form. And by true form, I mean a bionic humping machine secretly created by the government.



























everyonepoops | December 31, 2007 at 2:43 pm
FIRST
e | December 31, 2007 at 2:44 pm
nice weave.
mixedmartialartvideos.com | December 31, 2007 at 2:46 pm
she had to get her italian meatballs
tcre | December 31, 2007 at 2:50 pm
third
Rancid | December 31, 2007 at 2:54 pm
What is herpes?
kirsten | December 31, 2007 at 2:55 pm
I’m no fan of Lindsay…but this story is dumb and total hearsay. I mean the first guy she got “cozy” with so maybe there was an attraction. The second mentions an “embrace” which could have been just a friendly hug you’d greet a friend with, and the third name is mentioned with no apparent details. The title makes it sound like oooh she fucked 3 guys in one day, scandalous…but that clearly is not the case. Superficial sucks lately…these stories are just boring. Yawn.
Caitlin | December 31, 2007 at 3:02 pm
She looks SO different lately – like her mom, really. Also, her mascara is majorly smudged.
BigBoneDaddy | December 31, 2007 at 3:04 pm
What a suprise.
Rehab is for drugs……..not for whorishness.
Black Adam | December 31, 2007 at 3:04 pm
She’s 21 and gorgeous. Pretty much a recipe for sexual promiscuity.
LindsayMustNotShower | December 31, 2007 at 3:04 pm
kirsten is correct. As best as I can tell there is no proof she had sex with anyone. I have all my DNA equipment and I will happily check the Lohan cootch for male DNA. If this girl is that addicted to sex then how come no one can get any pictures of Lilowith her pants down and a dick in her mouth?
p0nk | December 31, 2007 at 3:11 pm
she didn’t do all three of them at the same time? she’s slowing down.
Guy | December 31, 2007 at 3:20 pm
The first guy looks kind of odd/attractive…
Adelle | December 31, 2007 at 3:21 pm
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE!!!!!!
i wish you all sucess, love and lots of true friends!!!!!!!
God bless us all!
God bless this great country called USA!!!!
best wishes,
Adelle from Rio de Janeiro.
Martin Bormann | December 31, 2007 at 3:21 pm
Ach! This story is worse than the Wunderwaffen!
Angela | December 31, 2007 at 3:27 pm
alexandrA?
Carnevale | December 31, 2007 at 3:32 pm
@13-Happy New Year back at ya Adelle. Now since you said happy New Year to me and I said it back to you we are now great friends (thats how it works in the USA, trust me on that ). Can I stay at your house during Carnevale? I never been to Carnevale but I would go if I had a place to stay. Just asking. I do so want to go to Rio.
put the ugly people in the back | December 31, 2007 at 3:50 pm
Nah that’s a slow night for Lohand. Come on folks you know beter than that. 3 guys??? Meh she eats 3 guys a day for breakfast.
But gosh is it ever heartwarming to see the life changing difference rehab can make. It practically makes me want to become a filthy crack head alchoholic slut whore just so I can know the joyous miracle of being rehabilitated.
shallow val | December 31, 2007 at 3:57 pm
Strawberry, Strawberry, she’s the neighborhood ho…..
Juliana | December 31, 2007 at 4:01 pm
to 16 – you are the most stupid white shit i have seen in a while.
btw it’s carnaval , not whatever the fuck you said.
beijos**********
10pound | December 31, 2007 at 4:03 pm
SKANKTACULAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
www.usaidwhat.wordpress.com | December 31, 2007 at 4:05 pm
my idol
Sophie | December 31, 2007 at 4:08 pm
19
Juliana – December 31, 2007 4:01 PM
to 16 – you are the most stupid white shit i have seen in a while.
Niiiice…………
Before you correct someone…… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_Carnival
Who’s the stupid shit?
10pound | December 31, 2007 at 4:12 pm
Way to go #19, proving stupidity AND arrogance are entertaining.
PS. You spelled it wrong.
SophieGotMyBack | December 31, 2007 at 4:16 pm
Thanks for watching my back Sophie. I knew carnaval was correct. And to Juliana, Damn girl if you had spent some time learning in school instead of talking to your friends you would see that I ain’t the stupidest white shit on this planet.
Newton | December 31, 2007 at 4:21 pm
She looks stoned out-of-her-mind. What ever goes up must come down.
English Major | December 31, 2007 at 4:29 pm
# 19 and # 22-
What are you guys – the Superficial grammar and spelling Nazis. Both of you need to lighten up. This site is for entertainment purposes only, and not for would be Editors. If you both want to correct each others typos, why don’t you both get your red pens out and teach 6th grade English.
PS – If you find any typos in this, it is because I need glasses. Sorry.
Jones | December 31, 2007 at 4:59 pm
What is she famous for again? She has NEVER been at all appealing to me. Give it a few years and she’ll be living in a nice trailer park. Destiny, IMO.
WTF | December 31, 2007 at 5:01 pm
#19 and #22 – It’s new years and you 2 need fun that you must never get. Lighten up and have some. It’s obvious you got 16′s point or you couldn’t have felt a need to correct. Who gives a shit? two losers who idea of a good time is to be the judges at a spelling bee. The way people type here you two must be having a blast.
g.o.d. | December 31, 2007 at 5:19 pm
It is spelled ‘Carnaval’ in Portuguese; ‘Carnival’ in English.
Mick | December 31, 2007 at 6:03 pm
She is dirty looking.
sawzy | December 31, 2007 at 6:37 pm
hate all you want, but taking her sex life into overdrive proves to ME that she is seriously sticking to her rehab plan. once you get out of rehab and need to fill that “void” you will find something. sex provides a natural high, sort of like running. so if getting laid a lot is not a sign of success, Lindsay or not, .i dunno what is.
katerina | December 31, 2007 at 6:45 pm
sawzy, she was fuckin in rehab too. and she’s not off drugs. that ugly troll lookin dude who follows her around everywhere is her dealer bro. theres pics of himsittin next to her in capri. she’s also has std’s. i heard it was hiv, but maybe sumthin else. that’s why shes been actin all weird lately. she doesnt give a shit now that she has an std. i hope the guys who fuck her used protection :x
maz | December 31, 2007 at 6:47 pm
damn she needs to go back to red hair..
Supervixn | December 31, 2007 at 8:57 pm
WAIT…
Do you guys remember when Hayden was walking down the street to a club and the paps were filming her and some girl was like, “Give it to ‘em Lindsay!” and Hayden was like, “Don’t call me Lindsay you fuckin’ cunt”.
Um, they’re friends now?
starship | December 31, 2007 at 8:59 pm
> It practically makes me want to become a filthy crack head alchoholic
> slut whore just so I can know the joyous miracle of being rehabilitated.
#17 Mmmmm You seem like my kind of babe. Need any help with that?
TotalClass | December 31, 2007 at 9:20 pm
Story is true with sad ending..I waiting in line and got up to number 6 but the ride closed for the night. Bummer.
Yourfairytale | December 31, 2007 at 10:31 pm
I hate her, but I can’t blame her. She needs to tap all the Latin ass she can right now. I say go for it.
veggi | December 31, 2007 at 10:33 pm
Good for her! She’s young and she should have whatever fun she wants – she was a working actress as a child, not like you lazy witless losers.
utxdoni | January 1, 2008 at 2:40 am
Well she’s sober, you can see that by the clear whites of her eyes….that, and the bored spitless look on her face.
d | January 1, 2008 at 5:06 am
so have i. what abo0ut it?
Susan A | January 1, 2008 at 6:29 am
i signed in http://www.interracialloving.com and there were always many men and women talking about him… you know it is a site diversely ethnic singles meet new friends, make great dates, and build lasting interracial relationships. Meet like minded singles who are looking to date outside their race.
Black&White Club | January 1, 2008 at 6:32 am
http://www.blackwhitekiss.com – where i viewed her hot pics. it is a hot community for black and white chatting
Starbucks | January 1, 2008 at 10:41 am
I don’t like anything at all about the girl – but I do think she’s looking better lately than ever. She actually looks really good.
gerard Vandenberg | January 1, 2008 at 12:14 pm
lindsay: YOU ARE A TRUE HERPES-LOVER?
A Lindz fan | January 1, 2008 at 1:46 pm
She’s getting a little psycho. She seems to be hate-fucking the entire world. While it may look like fun to be-bop through Italy, I don’t think LiLo is having as much fun as it appears.
Is it an STD? I don’t think so. I’ve heard LL has always been careful about using condoms and the only disease I know she has is a urinary-tract infection.
The real disease she suffers from is psychological — nymphomania. I think it’s that everywhere she goes, everyone just wants to molest her and she figures she’ll never find true love, so why not? She’s abandoning herself. This is not controlled, recreational fucking, but clinical nymphomania, such as I’ve never seen in a celeb before. She doesn’t even try to hide it.
Matthew | January 1, 2008 at 1:48 pm
HOHAN
1MILF Hunter | January 1, 2008 at 2:39 pm
What a jizz bag.
Kimmie | January 1, 2008 at 3:46 pm
She looks better than before rehad!
Kimmie | January 1, 2008 at 3:46 pm
She looks better than before rehab!
Styxchix | January 1, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Why the huge interest in her? All she does is float around from rehab to event and inbetween can’t even act in any halfway decent films. She’s too much fuss over nothing…