Lindsay Lohan hitting the bottle again

January 29th, 2008 // 57 Comments

Lindsay Lohan got down with some Grey Goose over the weekend while partying with Brody Jenner of MTV’s The Hills in NYC. Lindsay’s friends and rep deny she was drinking, but observers noticed she was definitely in the sack. NY Daily News reports:

One source contends that drinks were showing on Linds on Friday. Confronted by paparazzi at the Beatrice, “she started going berserk,” claims a witness. “She didn’t want them taking shots of her with Brody.”

How dare they take pictures of Lindsay when she’s only hooking up with one guy? She’s got a reputation to uphold as a three-man whore-bot. The least the paps could’ve done was provided her with a homeless guy to have sex with on top of some garbage cans. It’s called chivalry. Maybe you guys should look it up sometime.

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  1. The White Urkle

    looks like she’s been hitting it on her knees.

  2. Bitch

    Shes a bitch.

  3. Dave

    first and the carpet matches the curtains

  4. meh

    I don’t really care about this story, but someone needs to tell that bitch to stop dying her hair blonde. It looks horrible.

  5. What a Shock!!

    …Once a boozer, always a boozer.

    And once a coke whore, always a coke whore.

  6. Mick

    When you say hitting the bottle was it a bottle of chocolate shakes?? She is MASSIVE. I can’t believe how fucking fat she is. She’s gross.

  7. Mick

    Oh and needs to either cut her hair or dye it back because the long bleach blonde things is trailer trashy.

  8. mrs.t

    Like she ever quit. Once a Lohan, always a Lohan.

    And the blonde hair/ orange makeup is beyond grotesque. Once a Long Island girl…..

  9. Oprah's Gorilla Butthole

    If she had as many cocks sticking out of her as she has had sticking into her, she’d look like a _______________________. (I forgot the punchline)

  10. sla

    An alcolic stupor is the only excuse I can think of for that outfit.

  11. Anonymous

    I fucking hate this useless little whore. I hope the rumors of her going broke are true, so I can laugh at her complete idiocy.

  12. YES!!! YES!!! Oh, yes!!! Best news I’ve heard all day and I’ve heard some pretty good news today.

    Oh, and #6? That was fuckin funny! (chocolate shakes…)

  13. It’s official… I’m back in the “I wanna hump her and dump her” club. I know, I know, I also enjoy getting my scrotum pierced without anesthesia.

  14. commish

    She needs to hit the pants rack at Bloomingdale’s instead.

  15. Sloane

    She looks ugly…I hate her obsession with black tights and leggings, is she trying (and failing miserably) to look slim??? HOWEVER it does look like she finally had her eyebrowns shaped and gave up that God-awful Joan Crawford look she was going for.

  16. commish

    Grey Goose = Good; Gray wool slacks = Great!

  17. Mal Reynolds

    And the bitch is still getting work!!
    Her new film (in pre-production according to IMDB) “Poor Things” has this tagline:
    The story, inspired by true events, revolves around two con-artist women who befriend and murder homeless men in order to collect their life insurance policies.
    When will Hollywood learn its Lohan Lesson?

  18. I am SHOCKED! Just SHOCKED!

  19. Gerald_Tarrant

    Can I get a show of hands to count the number of people who are surprised by this shocking turn of events.

    *crickets chirping*

    That’s what I thought.

  20. Ted from LA

    #9,
    A porcupine with 10 inch quills?

  21. Tapeworm

    What is it with all these twenty-something cunts? They’re stuffing their fat legs into these tights/legging/hose/whateverthefuckyouwannacallthem, looks like a damn sausage casing.

    You know those translucent sausage skins that look they’re stuffed to within an inch of their lives (I know there’s a pun there….) that’s what these tights on Hilton / Aguilera / Lohan look like.

    Put on some fucking pants you whore!!!

  22. Judd

    Her legs are fat and she is a whore, but I’d still like to bang that dirty filthy whore and shove some olives in her ass.

  23. nipolian

    #20 – A porcupine with 10 inch quills and three 2 inch quills……let’s not forget the italian trio the other day.

  24. OMG #23, good.

    Yeah. Apparently that’s all I’m good for today. Complimenting other people’s comments. God I suck..

  25. kels

    wow, her legs are HUGE. She needs to lay off the bottle and hit the gym. she’s ballooning and get rid of the nasty dried up fried up blonde hair. it doesn’t mesh with your skin tone honey. never thought she was all that, but now I definitely think she’s one fugly skank.

  26. kels

    wow, her legs are HUGE. She needs to lay off the bottle and hit the gym. she’s ballooning and get rid of the nasty dried up fried up blonde hair. it doesn’t mesh with your skin tone honey. never thought she was all that, but now I definitely think she’s one fugly skank.

  27. what is the BFD anyway. ooo, she was seen sipping champagne. eee, she swallowed some vodka. its ALCOHOL and EVERYONE IN AMERICA drinks it.

  28. LaLoonyLohan

    I too am not surprised that she’s fallen off the wagon. She’s young and dumb, what else could possibly be expected of her? My issue with her is the fact that she always looks as though she rolls around in the dirt for a bit before she goes out. And what’s with the pinker-than-pink platypus lips she’s always sporting picures? Is it coke face or injections?

  29. havoc

    No one cares anymore…….

    .

  30. CougarTexas

    That outfit is atrocious. Hag.

  31. CruisingForCock

    I care! I kinda wanna see her fail. Again.

  32. good deeds

    i heard her vag smells like spam

  33. boo

    God, she looks EXACTLY like her mother. And what is up with the orange face and the dead white hands?

  34. feckless

    White Oprah must have had to give up the double wide until Lindsay brings home the bacon.

    That movie she’s going to be doing was in real life some older women. I wonder if Lindsay is going to play the 55 year old or the 60 year old?

  35. MikeM

    For some reason even when these young out of control actresses get fat I still think they are hot and of course would do them in a hearbeat. Lohan looks really F’able there to me.

  36. CruisingForCock

    It’s bad angle. She has a freakishly fantastic body. Which is why I want her to fail and maybe fall down. And no haters, I’m not fat.

  37. MiCheDa

    Lindsay Lohasbeen…………..

  38. Clem

    I think she’s she’s sexy. I ahte her and her ilk but she’d get it. Hate fuck.

  39. Is this true? Just a rumor or….?Maybe we can go to cinema to see the movie.

    —————————

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  40. dude on a wire

    OMG! LiLo on a binger??? Who woulda thought? Stop the presses!!!

    Look… unless she is flashing cooch it is no longer a story – what’s next…
    Breaking News: This Just In – Britney has a chalupa.

    C’mon you have to draw the line somewhere.

  41. adrian

    her knees seem to have gotten quite a wokout.

  42. adrian

    not wokout–workout. sorry

  43. ha8ter

    #39–Is this true? Just a rumor or….?Maybe we can go to cinema to see the movie.
    I am lindas, 24, big beautiful girls. I am looking for my partaner on bbwconnect.com..If you like your ladies with extra curves and that have the versatility to look hot and sexy, or shy and innocent, I would like you to check out my pictures …

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Funniest comment yet. Why would I want to look at everyday fat girls when I can look at fat celebrities such as the lovely Porky Lohan or the ever fabulous Thunder Thighs Britney???

  44. Forlorn Mandibles

    She’s trying to do the same things she always did, screwing and boozing, but as you can tell by her enraged expression she’s not having fun anymore. She just doesn’t know how else to fill her time.

    Sort of like when Jenna Jameson rubs up against someone’s crotch in a club. She’s not into it because she’s fucked-out, the guy isn’t into it and is worried about getting AIDS, but what else are you supposed to do when you’re Jenna Jameson — or when you’re with Jenna Jameson? It’s like being a ghost that has to keep repeating its mistakes over and over and over.

  45. cuteone

    Lindsay is so beautiful. I saw her profile on millionaire dating site W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.com last week. It is said she is dating a young single millionaire on that site now.

  46. Hugh Jorgan

    Are those support hose she’s wearing?

  47. BlohansDeviatedSeptum

    The only bottle she should be hitting is Slim Fast.

  48. CougarTexas

    @39
    Linda, you also foreign lady overseas worky for $3 dolla hour mean boss? You type broken mispelled – me so sahdy.

    Linda, in Texas we have a favorite local saying – STFU and go away. That means Shut The Fuck Up to you overseas BBWs.

  49. I personally believe that she does in fact have her profile at wealthybeeotch.com I also believe she’d blow anyone here in a Target bathroom for a bottle of Skyy and a few Tylenol PMs.

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