In an attempt to get her career back on track, Lindsay Lohan walked her matchstick legs (Complete with fire on top.) into Warner Bros. studios yesterday, and I guarantee you there was some sucking. You know, because of her acting. That’s entirely what I meant.
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too skinny =O
shes a completely mess as a person, her clothes are disgusting, she needs to take a shower and eat a hamburger right now!
TOTALLY Kelly Leak from The Bad News Bears!
Exhibit A
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.cinematical.com/media/2006/09/haleypic.jpg
Exhibit B
http://www.willhines.net/spitemag/bile/lineup/art/kelly.jpg
It goes on and on…
The studio bigwigs always have the best drugs.
If you photograph her sideways she’d be invisible.
/fo reals
heh heh heh… this is almost a smuch fun as watching Britney circle the drain. Too bad she was too chubby to flush the first time.
That DJ girl must have a fat-melting tongue.
Now that Lindsey’s back to swallowing jizz, she should put some weight back on!
Is she auditioning for the part of a coked out, wanna-be actress. Cause she tottaly nailed it.
wow GuyHolly… your cool
Gross she is way too skinny, look at her legs!
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@9 you would be the only one to think so.
So,did she get the job?
No, she gave a job.
Holy crap! All my muscles are hurting! Why did she go to WB?
Where’s my wifey?
She looks 40.
Lindsay LoLife (aka the human cigarette) has the ugliest smile ever.
WALKING SYPHILIS COMING TOWARD US!
nasty skank…don’t get why anyone would find her attractive…
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Only an idiot or an imbecile would hire her. Well, that about covers it for all the executives in Hollywood, so I guess we’ll be seeing her in some rotten movie soon.
Her acting doesn’t suck, she’s actually very very good at it. No studio, though, will now risk the train wreck that would probably happen if they hired her.
@16 – did you see her on Funny Or Die? She sounds like she’s 40 too. Scratch that, 60.
I wonder: FOR HOW LONG, folks!!
She is still do-able thought, and she is good at actress just lousy at life.
shes a decent actress actually. bitch is covered in freckles from head to toe tho. kinda gross. and shes got majah issues but denies her freckles covered ass off.
Don’t call us……we’ll call you.
Next up for Blohan: A brief bungalo stay and Suicide Hotline on the speedial!
Thanks for the memories LiLo…..we’ll miss you….really, no shit.
I can’t wait until this slag kills herself. Shit-faced cockmaster.
She’s only famous because Internet sites like Superficial and TMZ send out camera crews every time Lindsay farts.
Frankly, giving rectal exams to homeless people has more dignity.
Holes right on her knees… I see it’s back to the casting couch for her.
firecrotch
She is going to have suck the dicks of the entire staff in Warner Bros. studio including the janitor to get her career started again.
Everyone can say what you want about this washed up crack whore who is practically broke but the fact still remains some black celebrity most likely athelete would still marry her gold digging ass and swear she loves him for him. lol
Yuck 360 degrees
She will always be the human who could never become the goddess!! She is EVE who could have been APHRODITE, VENUS, DIANA. But folks its FELIX CULPA. She is THE WOMAN!!!!
Why are celebritards always carrying bottled water around? I remember drinking water being really bad on planet California but I never carried water bottle around.
I know it cant because she’s being “healthy”.
“She is going to have suck the dicks of the entire staff in Warner Bros. studio including the janitor to get her career started again.”
Meeeeeeeeeean. =D
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say what u will but that hair came from aphrodite http://www.jour.sc.edu/pages/wigginsweb/BirthVenus.jpg
holy crap hey @34 great minds think alike hahahahahahahahaha thats so wierd
um ok except yeah she’s not a godess but has the hair of one. regardless her “flaws” she’s talented and fucking pretty (yeah i went there) and many of us got thru life just fine after living the way she does so quit with the jealousy all the rest of u. everyone talks about freedom in america but god help anyone who actually tries to practice some huh?
hey dude, i seriously doubt thats her real hair, just so u know. it changes all the time so that leads me to believe the bitch is rockin a weave.
fine
she is a bad run as a person, his clothes are dirty, take a shower and eat a burger right now!