In an attempt to get her career back on track, Lindsay Lohan walked her matchstick legs (Complete with fire on top.) into Warner Bros. studios yesterday, and I guarantee you there was some sucking. You know, because of her acting. That’s entirely what I meant.
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a | April 16, 2009 at 4:47 pm
too skinny =O
Roxic | April 16, 2009 at 4:53 pm
shes a completely mess as a person, her clothes are disgusting, she needs to take a shower and eat a hamburger right now!
Jrz | April 16, 2009 at 4:55 pm
TOTALLY Kelly Leak from The Bad News Bears!
Exhibit A
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.cinematical.com/media/2006/09/haleypic.jpg
Exhibit B
http://www.willhines.net/spitemag/bile/lineup/art/kelly.jpg
It goes on and on…
Andy | April 16, 2009 at 4:56 pm
The studio bigwigs always have the best drugs.
Racer X | April 16, 2009 at 5:02 pm
If you photograph her sideways she’d be invisible.
/fo reals
Valerie | April 16, 2009 at 5:04 pm
heh heh heh… this is almost a smuch fun as watching Britney circle the drain. Too bad she was too chubby to flush the first time.
ph7 | April 16, 2009 at 5:05 pm
That DJ girl must have a fat-melting tongue.
Now that Lindsey’s back to swallowing jizz, she should put some weight back on!
GuyHolly | April 16, 2009 at 5:05 pm
Is she auditioning for the part of a coked out, wanna-be actress. Cause she tottaly nailed it.
wow | April 16, 2009 at 5:07 pm
wow GuyHolly… your cool
Amber | April 16, 2009 at 5:10 pm
Gross she is way too skinny, look at her legs!
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GuyHolly | April 16, 2009 at 5:26 pm
@9 you would be the only one to think so.
Gando | April 16, 2009 at 5:31 pm
So,did she get the job?
miggs | April 16, 2009 at 5:37 pm
No, she gave a job.
Rhialto | April 16, 2009 at 5:39 pm
Holy crap! All my muscles are hurting! Why did she go to WB?
His Huge Greatness Himself | April 16, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Where’s my wifey?
D | April 16, 2009 at 6:01 pm
She looks 40.
Jim Lahey | April 16, 2009 at 6:28 pm
Lindsay LoLife (aka the human cigarette) has the ugliest smile ever.
manders | April 16, 2009 at 7:15 pm
WALKING SYPHILIS COMING TOWARD US!
kels | April 16, 2009 at 8:48 pm
nasty skank…don’t get why anyone would find her attractive…
Pavlovian Hippie | April 16, 2009 at 9:07 pm
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
HELLO!!! | April 16, 2009 at 9:48 pm
Only an idiot or an imbecile would hire her. Well, that about covers it for all the executives in Hollywood, so I guess we’ll be seeing her in some rotten movie soon.
timmy the dying boy | April 16, 2009 at 11:13 pm
Her acting doesn’t suck, she’s actually very very good at it. No studio, though, will now risk the train wreck that would probably happen if they hired her.
RichPort's Ghost | April 16, 2009 at 11:14 pm
@16 – did you see her on Funny Or Die? She sounds like she’s 40 too. Scratch that, 60.
gerard Vandenberg | April 16, 2009 at 11:58 pm
I wonder: FOR HOW LONG, folks!!
Super Hot Celebrity | April 17, 2009 at 12:41 am
She is still do-able thought, and she is good at actress just lousy at life.
liz4sale | April 17, 2009 at 12:45 am
shes a decent actress actually. bitch is covered in freckles from head to toe tho. kinda gross. and shes got majah issues but denies her freckles covered ass off.
Allen's Woody | April 17, 2009 at 1:27 am
Don’t call us……we’ll call you.
Next up for Blohan: A brief bungalo stay and Suicide Hotline on the speedial!
Thanks for the memories LiLo…..we’ll miss you….really, no shit.
beep beep | April 17, 2009 at 2:25 am
I can’t wait until this slag kills herself. Shit-faced cockmaster.
mikeock | April 17, 2009 at 7:01 am
She’s only famous because Internet sites like Superficial and TMZ send out camera crews every time Lindsay farts.
Frankly, giving rectal exams to homeless people has more dignity.
RichPort's Ghost | April 17, 2009 at 8:12 am
Holes right on her knees… I see it’s back to the casting couch for her.
Brody Jenner | April 17, 2009 at 8:48 am
firecrotch
Tom K | April 17, 2009 at 9:50 am
She is going to have suck the dicks of the entire staff in Warner Bros. studio including the janitor to get her career started again.
Everyone can say what you want about this washed up crack whore who is practically broke but the fact still remains some black celebrity most likely athelete would still marry her gold digging ass and swear she loves him for him. lol
dontlooknow | April 17, 2009 at 9:52 am
Yuck 360 degrees
LONG LIVE LINDSAY LOHAN!!!! | April 17, 2009 at 9:54 am
She will always be the human who could never become the goddess!! She is EVE who could have been APHRODITE, VENUS, DIANA. But folks its FELIX CULPA. She is THE WOMAN!!!!
Turd Ferguon | April 17, 2009 at 10:40 am
Why are celebritards always carrying bottled water around? I remember drinking water being really bad on planet California but I never carried water bottle around.
I know it cant because she’s being “healthy”.
PostmortemG | April 17, 2009 at 10:44 am
“She is going to have suck the dicks of the entire staff in Warner Bros. studio including the janitor to get her career started again.”
Meeeeeeeeeean. =D
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dude | April 17, 2009 at 11:38 am
say what u will but that hair came from aphrodite http://www.jour.sc.edu/pages/wigginsweb/BirthVenus.jpg
dude | April 17, 2009 at 11:45 am
holy crap hey @34 great minds think alike hahahahahahahahaha thats so wierd
dude | April 17, 2009 at 11:48 am
um ok except yeah she’s not a godess but has the hair of one. regardless her “flaws” she’s talented and fucking pretty (yeah i went there) and many of us got thru life just fine after living the way she does so quit with the jealousy all the rest of u. everyone talks about freedom in america but god help anyone who actually tries to practice some huh?
liz4sale | April 17, 2009 at 3:22 pm
hey dude, i seriously doubt thats her real hair, just so u know. it changes all the time so that leads me to believe the bitch is rockin a weave.
buy uggs | January 8, 2010 at 10:09 pm
fine
micro sd card | May 31, 2010 at 6:45 am
she is a bad run as a person, his clothes are dirty, take a shower and eat a burger right now!