I’m at a loss for words to deliver this news, but, it appears Lindsay Lohan was drinking this weekend. Gasp! How can this be? She’s been to rehab three times. Could it be she actually stayed at a resort with no quantifiable rehabilitative practices? Nah, that’s just crazy talk. E! Online reports:
However, don’t think Linds has gone all suburban soccer mom on us–yet. According to some Utah locals, Lindsay was spotted at a Park City club Friday night. And despite her two-month stint in rehab, our barwitness thought Linds looked less than refreshed.
In the future, when scientists unearth Lindsay’s corpse, they’ll discover she runs on pure alcohol. She can survive without oxygen, water, and food. As long as she’s filled to the brim with Mojito’s, Lindsay will keep running. Yes, it will be a fascinating time until Dr. Johnson spills his whiskey tonic into her open chest cavity and – Holy Christ! She’s alive! Hide our precious moon beer! Ah, my eyes, she burnt it with her crotch! Johnson, you booze-hound, look what you’ve done! Oh, the humanity.
I think she’s engaged to Johnny Walker.
FRIST, I had no idea. I flew into Spokanne once but I frove directly into Coeur d’Alene. Yeah, you need to get your ass out of there. Don’t come to California unless you want to pay $450K for a 1 BR 750 sq. ft. apartment built in 1950…
I love this girl, I could do her anytime and she’d never remember it. And FRIST, in the UK you can get big bottles of vodka for the equivalent 10 bucks anywhere, any time! THat’s why we’re all alcoholics with bad teeth. We get so drunk all the time we can’t be bothered to brush our teeth.
I think they talked about missionary positions in rehab, and Lilo thought she’d stay in Utah and see if she could land her one of those dudes in white shirts. Part of her spiritual jounrey. Orgazmo style.
is she wearing an engagement ring??
#55 Yeah. She and Samantha Ronson ae moving to Vail, Colorado and getting hitched.
OK UK here I come!!!
Try saying that 3 times fast…
TS I go to CDA like once a week. Not just for the liquor or anything. Small world huh?
Now someone buy me a drink, dammit. I haven’t had one in 2 days!!!
So, linslo is broke now…. so broke she gets her hoodies from forever21?
Did anyone else notice that?
Oh, and..
Let the bitch drink!
The liquor laws, mormons, and Jazz may FUCKING suck…. but we have snowboarding/skiing and LINDSAY FUCKING HOEHAN!!! I personally want to make a trip to Park City this weekend and see if I can get drunk with her – and I will tell her that all this rehab isn’t necessary -she is perfect the way she is.. I figure that will guarentee the next 6+ months of good reading on here! Her comment to OK mag will be “i met this girl in Utah – you know… the land of the mormons… and this girl told me I was perfect – and I don’t need rehab… So I am sticking with the drugs and alcohol – that is what my fans want!”
THE WORLD IS MINE!
Get over this shit. I drink at least four times as much as this bitch.
I used to work for a bunch of Mormon Brothers, and one of them had alcohol on his breath every morning. And, they would make despicable jokes about Jews all the time, and say something stupid about how they could make these jokes and laugh because they were from a lost Jewish tribe. What a bunch of stupid idiots. The only way they could start their company was because they were from Old Money, and the only reason that they hired me was because they couldn’t find any Brother who could do the job. Needless to say, I was fired in a few years once they found a Brother with a degree. He was not the same caliber as me, and their stupid company is now out of business. Ha, Ha, Ha!
Why the hell is she just wandering around that town square looking stupid? At least Britney goes to Starbucks and Target to buy books…I mean book.
#39 What do you think her jacket has written all over it?
SHE LOOKS KINDA FAT.
“She’s got to be a great drunken fuck.”
Oh my God, can you imagine. She’d be a ‘three times before sunrise’ kind of gal. Your penis might fall of later, but what the hell…
that would be an engagement ring, if it wasn’t on her middle finger. duh.
alcoholic, broke……
wonder when we see this girl in the gutter asking
sucky sucky, 5 dollas?
There is not much to laugh, or it must be that you have a flat tyre lately? In other words: You’re finally Broke!! And justice for all!!
WAL-MART IS CLOSING IN……………….LET’S PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SIXTY NINE!
oh and @68…
what? was that english?
is that something she learned in rehab? take pictures of the pap and you’ll feel ALL better.
Boy, she loves those mountain boots. I’ve seen her in different colors ones over the past few days in pictures.
shou ga nai.
shou ga nai.
she’s quitting smoking, got the new In Touch Mag and she’s using some product to curb her cravings, ariva or something like that
i do not like her this style , i would like to go to sugarcupid.com to see her dressing photos there.
Utah is way fun if you know where to go. And you all need to stay out of Lindsays business because it’s none of yours. Don’t you have anything else to do or do none of you have lives because you sure bag on people and states alot. There is nothing wrong with Utah. If you think there are no drugs, alcohol, or anything you call “fun” here, think again, because Utah is one of the number 1 states for drug abuse and alcoholism. So stop listening to what others say and find out the truths for your damn selves. People are so ignorant these days.