I’m at a loss for words to deliver this news, but, it appears Lindsay Lohan was drinking this weekend. Gasp! How can this be? She’s been to rehab three times. Could it be she actually stayed at a resort with no quantifiable rehabilitative practices? Nah, that’s just crazy talk. E! Online reports:
However, don’t think Linds has gone all suburban soccer mom on us–yet. According to some Utah locals, Lindsay was spotted at a Park City club Friday night. And despite her two-month stint in rehab, our barwitness thought Linds looked less than refreshed.
In the future, when scientists unearth Lindsay’s corpse, they’ll discover she runs on pure alcohol. She can survive without oxygen, water, and food. As long as she’s filled to the brim with Mojito’s, Lindsay will keep running. Yes, it will be a fascinating time until Dr. Johnson spills his whiskey tonic into her open chest cavity and – Holy Christ! She’s alive! Hide our precious moon beer! Ah, my eyes, she burnt it with her crotch! Johnson, you booze-hound, look what you’ve done! Oh, the humanity.
ced | October 16, 2007 at 4:01 pm
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ced | October 16, 2007 at 4:02 pm
She would heart liquor given shes an alcoholic and all
rat_whisprrrr | October 16, 2007 at 4:02 pm
Go figure……….
Texas Tranny | October 16, 2007 at 4:03 pm
Looks like she’s wearing the newspaper.
Big Digger | October 16, 2007 at 4:03 pm
She needs my wee wee in her poop hole.
rat_whisprrrr | October 16, 2007 at 4:04 pm
Wonder why none of the pap peeps go TO THE CLUBS……then they could get pics there and stop all the speculations…….I wanna be kinda like Maxwell Smart with my trusty camera shoe
Riotboy | October 16, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Money well spent on rehab.
/cheers!
dawn | October 16, 2007 at 4:08 pm
If she was really drinking, I’m sure that someone would have taken a picture. Everyone has a camera phone these days. Just because someone goes to a club/pub doesn’t mean that they are drinking.
FRIST!!! | October 16, 2007 at 4:09 pm
Yeah…so who DOESN’T run on pure alcohol? Doesn’t everybody? Oh just me and Linds? Whatever.
Texas Tranny | October 16, 2007 at 4:11 pm
Hey FRIST,
I’d be one of those also. After 5 days of drinking in Chicago, I should be able to go a couple of days without re-charging.
Italian Stallion | October 16, 2007 at 4:12 pm
Eminem looks like a little girl in this picture…………..
p911gt10c | October 16, 2007 at 4:13 pm
Lilo has a drink. Wow. And the sky is blue.
Oh, and #1, you’re a loser.
ph7 | October 16, 2007 at 4:14 pm
Glad to see our party girl is back in action. She’s got to be a great drunken fuck.
Gerald_Tarrant | October 16, 2007 at 4:15 pm
When I was on the wagon I would still go to the bars with my friends. Guess what else, at 1 AM I do look less than refreshed.
ssdd | October 16, 2007 at 4:18 pm
Can this freckled mess of a whore ever breathe withOUT her mouth hanging open??…
Forst | October 16, 2007 at 4:19 pm
sixteenth! – ish.
Lindsay Drinks to Forget | October 16, 2007 at 4:22 pm
I’d drink too if Riley Giles put his dick inside me. Or worse yet, was photographed with me.
yaya_sucka | October 16, 2007 at 4:23 pm
uh. drinking in utah doesn’t count. it’s impossible to get drunk with the alochol laws they have public bars.
Hemlock Queen | October 16, 2007 at 4:28 pm
If this is true then it’s hilarious. And it happened even sooner than I thought! I was given her a few more weeks? Why? Willpower I guess. But this IS Blohan we’re talking about.
#18 what’s with the drinking laws?
Dick Richards | October 16, 2007 at 4:31 pm
Man, who gives a fuck?! Let her drink her liquor. Maybe it’ll kill her. Or, in a second-person fashion, help her to die of aids.
TS | October 16, 2007 at 4:34 pm
Drinks which use one ptype of alcohol can have no more than one ounce of alcohol, and drinks that use multiple alcohols can have no more than 1.5 oz total alcohol content. That means no long Islands for you, FRIST and TT.
Hey, #1, as you point is…?
TS | October 16, 2007 at 4:36 pm
#1, and your point is…?
Fuck, that didn’t work too well the first time around.
BunnyButt | October 16, 2007 at 4:37 pm
1. Why is she still in Utah?!?!?
2. I didn’t know they allowed alcohol in Utah. Or any other form of fun.
dbone | October 16, 2007 at 4:37 pm
IS THAT AN ENGAGEMENT RING?????
havoc | October 16, 2007 at 4:37 pm
I don’t believe it.
Wait a minute, yeah I do.
.
Texas Tranny | October 16, 2007 at 4:39 pm
TS,
That’s the main reason you’ll never find me in Utah.
Hell, even a weak Margarita has a couple of oz’s of alcohol in it. Mine of course, have a only one ounce…………..of lime juice.
Dar | October 16, 2007 at 4:40 pm
You go, Lindsay! Just remember: Tap beer is much cheaper than drugs, hard liquor, and bottled beer, so you should be able to get by a bit longer on what money you have left.
Also, you may have to switch to those generic cigarettes too. They taste like cardboard, but they’re cheap!
BlohansDeviatedSeptum | October 16, 2007 at 4:47 pm
Do they have rehab for mouth-breathers?
Texas Tranny | October 16, 2007 at 4:50 pm
Hey BunnyButt,
I bet it would have been fun, drinking or not.
Dina Lohan | October 16, 2007 at 4:51 pm
Awww, that’s my girl!
*sssssnnnnnnoooorrrrrrt!*
nixy26 | October 16, 2007 at 4:52 pm
Why is she wearing an engagement/wedding ring in these pics??
stevenholt1@mac.com | October 16, 2007 at 4:52 pm
FUNNY comments, Fish. By the way, does anyone know who the Fish is? Was he given an earthly name? I’m kinda new here.
Lindsay’s an ass hat.
Texas Tranny | October 16, 2007 at 4:54 pm
That’s no engagement ring, she got that from the gum machine outside of WalGreens.
P-britty | October 16, 2007 at 5:03 pm
# 18 and #19…
I live in Utah and I will tell you, drinking at the bars here is expensive and it’s about the same as drinking watered down beer. The beer content is something around 3% and the bartenders are only allowed something around 1.5 ouces of alcohol per drink. Your better staying home and getting trashed on your own stuff. ALSO – you can only buy liquor from government liquor stores, and they cannot keep things cold in the liquor stores, you cannot buy mixers at these liquor stores – you then have to go all the way to the grocery store to buy mixers/limes/lemons/etc.
So, what does all this mean?? Even if Linds HOHAN was drinking, she probably wasn’t getting drunk – considering she is now poor (http://thesuperficial.com/2007/10/lindsay_lohan_is_broke.php)…
Texas Tranny | October 16, 2007 at 5:07 pm
@34,
Kansas is the same fucking way, you can buy wine, but not a wine opener. Liquor is the ONLY thing they sell, no cigs, no ice, or those stupid coozie things.
FRIST!!! | October 16, 2007 at 5:08 pm
FUCK UTAH
Texas Tranny | October 16, 2007 at 5:09 pm
Hey FRIST,
I’ll fuck Utah, is she Dakota’s sister?
Ooba Gooba | October 16, 2007 at 5:16 pm
Hey Dina! Is Lindsay still in “an amazing place”? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
This chick is such a skank.
BigBoneDaddy | October 16, 2007 at 5:21 pm
Wow………what a shocker.
She should just wear a shirt that says “Will Blow You For Booze And Coke”.
FRIST!!! | October 16, 2007 at 5:21 pm
Hey TT, what’s a coozie?
All this talk about liquor is makin me THIRSTY.
It’s ok, only 3 more hours…only 3…
Texas Tranny | October 16, 2007 at 5:23 pm
FRIST,
Those stupid things to put on beer cans and bottles to keep then cold. Which I never use, I don’t have them long enough to get warm or hot.
Ript1&0 | October 16, 2007 at 5:57 pm
Firecrotches are awesome. Mine most definitely is. Drunk, sober, night, day, handcuffed to the back row at the Paramount… whatever’s clever.
haroof | October 16, 2007 at 5:59 pm
i’m in love with this coked up skank.
something about her…
TS | October 16, 2007 at 6:04 pm
Yeah, I have only been there once and it’s for the birds. No need to go back. You can’t even buy alcohol on Sundays. You have to be 19 to buy tobacco (at least you did when I was there). Fuck Utah is right, FRIST.
Balls Johnson | October 16, 2007 at 6:11 pm
I’d hit it.
drink pourer | October 16, 2007 at 6:12 pm
I have a friend who bartends at the bar she was at in PC. She was DEFINITELY drinking that night. I have camera phone proof. And for all the Utah haters, it’s cool. We’d prefer you stay out anyhow. You have to love other things than booze to live there.
PunkA | October 16, 2007 at 6:16 pm
Utah is the BOMB. Trust me, if you have ever been to Park City, you’d love it. Seriously good restaurants, great party atmosphere. There is a reason it hosts the Sundance Film Festival every year.
As for booze, the liquor laws are better than most ocunties in Texas. Can get it 7 days a week. But yeah, the hard stuff is at a state liquor store, so that makes it tough for people I guess.
Anyway, if LiLo can party in Utah, so can anyone else.
Amber | October 16, 2007 at 6:17 pm
haha #43 I feel the same
FRIST!!! | October 16, 2007 at 6:17 pm
Hey TS, you can’t buy liquor in the liquor store here on Sundays, they are closed. I’d have to go into Idaho. I loved living in CA. You could buy a bottle of vodka at freaking Safeway!!! For like 10 bucks!!! For the BIG bottle!!!
That’s it, I’m moving…
TS | October 16, 2007 at 6:21 pm
We’re not hatrers. The skliing is great. You just suck at pouring drinks. And fuck the Jazz too. In fact, it is kinda for the birds now that I think about it. And it’s full of religious zealots. Yeah, we’re haters. Fuck the Mormons. Fuckin freaks.