Lindsay Lohan is reportedly heading back to rehab after she crashed her car over the weekend and was photographed two nights later (above) completely trashed in the passenger seat of a car being driven by her friend Samantha Ronson. The NY Daily News reports:
“She finally realizes it’s the right thing to do,” In Touch quoted a friend of the actress as saying. “She is going willingly.” The pair had just left a Memorial Day pool party at Teddy’s at the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood when a paparazzo caught up to them at a gas station around 4a.m. yesterday … Ronson tried in vain to rouse her sleeping pal, who wore a gray hoodie but no seatbelt, when she realized a photographer was snapping away … Ironically, the photos show a medallion dangling in front of the slumbering star from the rear-view mirror. It reads “30 Days” – a reference to the number of days of sobriety. One particularly shocking photo shows Lohan out of the car and on her knees, being watched over by two unidentified men as she seems to vomit on the sidewalk. Another shot shows what appears to be an inch-long fresh cut on the back of her left hand. It was unclear how or when she got the injury.
In Touch claims Lindsay checked into the Promises rehab facility yesterday afternoon, which sounds sketchy at best. I’m not saying their reporting isn’t reliable, but they once claimed that I totally made out with Jessica Alba. Which actually turns out to be true, but, wait, where was I going with this again?
UPDATE: It’s been confirmed, Lindsay Lohan was escorted by her lawyer and checked into the Promises rehab facility yesterday.
Z | May 29, 2007 at 1:33 pm
first?
VB | May 29, 2007 at 1:34 pm
HAHAHAHA
LAME
Danklin | May 29, 2007 at 1:36 pm
This bitch is going to end up dead in six months. Mark my words. and no, this isnt a death threat, im just saying..
Vas Deferens | May 29, 2007 at 1:36 pm
What a dumb cunt Lindsay is.
UglyPeopleSafaris | May 29, 2007 at 1:37 pm
Lindsay is an amazing actress, Im sure shes just acting.
PS I bet 10 dollars- no wait. One million dollars, that shes probably not wearing a bra.
Chauncey Gardner | May 29, 2007 at 1:38 pm
So, who’s gonna drive Linds around so she can shop while she’s supposed to be participating in rehab? Ah, who cares – I’m just thrilled she’s this much closer to a serious ‘tragedy’. In fact, I might masturbate to these photos later.
meow | May 29, 2007 at 1:39 pm
silly mare, don’t you know alcohol makes u fat? meow….
troller | May 29, 2007 at 1:41 pm
…but the coke keeps you skinny.
That’s the Hollywood version of a ‘balanced diet’.
Stars Gone Wild | May 29, 2007 at 1:44 pm
This is what she was doing right before these pictures were taken. No wonder she was exhausted!
Bern | May 29, 2007 at 1:44 pm
I hate quitters.
hollaback | May 29, 2007 at 1:44 pm
Her friend looks like shit too.
Tasheen | May 29, 2007 at 1:45 pm
5 amazing actress….please….
It's Me Fuckers | May 29, 2007 at 1:45 pm
I wonder if her momma is proud of her daughter now… Momma is most likely her supplier.
Dina Lohan | May 29, 2007 at 1:49 pm
Linsdsay is not passed out in these pictures! She’s just misunderstood. She’s just tired from running from the paparazzi! I’m so proud of Linds for crashing drunk into a tree, only the tree got hurt, and she can always just buy another Mercedes. That is the “fun” part of the business. The photographers should be brought up on charges of taking pictures of Lindsay while she was tired from a long day of filming. She was 100% coherent, she just chose to ignore the paparazzi because she was so tired. Lindsay is going to win an Oscar.
deb | May 29, 2007 at 1:49 pm
rehab is for quitters … or for actresses who want attention
Lindsay's comeback | May 29, 2007 at 1:53 pm
so…Svedka is pulling out of its sponsorship of Lindsay’s 21 birthday party (first-ever pullout for Lindsay)…and supposedly movie studios can’t get anybody to insure her for possible upcoming movie roles. all that, combined with the legal stuff…she’s make a huge show of doing rehab and do the confessionary talk show circuit afterwards. prepare to hurl…
Hemlock Queen | May 29, 2007 at 1:54 pm
hah hah, she looks like a zombie about to rear up and eat your brains. BRAINS! She doesn’t have one either.
leatitia | May 29, 2007 at 1:55 pm
#14 – I say YOU deserve an oscar, for life time achievement.
techclerk | May 29, 2007 at 1:56 pm
Hmmmmmm………
Is Promises publicly traded on NYSE?
Jimbo ? | May 29, 2007 at 1:58 pm
In the first picture it looks like she is waiting to give Victor a blow job
techclerk | May 29, 2007 at 2:03 pm
Awwwwww, Poor Lindsay didn’t get invited to host the season finale of SNL? So much for catching up with Steve Martin’s record.
Hard Time | May 29, 2007 at 2:06 pm
Hard times ahead….
http://home.comcast.net/~uberneuman/letsgobacktoprison.jpg
Peter Coffin | May 29, 2007 at 2:07 pm
Pirates of the Pirates of the Caribbean:
http://one.revver.com/watch/281978
Victoria | May 29, 2007 at 2:07 pm
Who is the manly girl in the drivers seat?
Does Linds swing both ways?
Assbestos | May 29, 2007 at 2:10 pm
Maxim’s Sexiest…Woman…Alive!!!
nagger please | May 29, 2007 at 2:11 pm
Her Mother is a friggin idiot. She’s so clueless that she makes her criminal husband look smart.
DevilishTenshi | May 29, 2007 at 2:14 pm
She’ll be out in 30 days doing this same shit again.
DevilishTenshi | May 29, 2007 at 2:14 pm
Oh and she is just doing rehab to avoid jailtime “see police! I’m getting help!!”
Nicole | May 29, 2007 at 2:15 pm
Dear writer on The Superficial:
You’re not funny. I hate how you always add some pseudo-arrogant remark that is completely irrevelent to whatever it is you’re posting. No one reeks of insecurity more than you do. Please stick with posting random shit about our pathetic celebrities and leave your hopes and dreams of making out with Alba and building hyro cars at the age of 5 out of this. You suck.
Boba Fett | May 29, 2007 at 2:17 pm
She and Paris can bang each other in the pokey.
Pokemon_Johnson | May 29, 2007 at 2:18 pm
I still can’t believe THIS CHICK was voted the #1 most sexy woman in the recent Maxim reader’s poll…I mean, come on…
KatieKates | May 29, 2007 at 2:19 pm
Wow, this bitch is going to die from an overdose very soon, I can almost guarantee it. As much as I hate the cuntrag, one has to sort of feel bad for her.
Momentary lapse of sanity – no way do I feel bad for this disgusting heap of shit!
Nicole | May 29, 2007 at 2:20 pm
I’m serious. This pisses me off. Here’s what I plan to do to the writer.
YouRang | May 29, 2007 at 2:27 pm
Hey #29 I’m all for bashing the fish, and that’s that. Let’s get him a Bass-o-matic.
154 hours and 33 minutes till Paris goes to jail.
Woo Hoo!
Oliver Platt | May 29, 2007 at 2:40 pm
I don’t know what’s wrong with you people.
How can you be so disconnected from another human being?
Do you know how old she is? Self-destructive behaviour at that age is a serious issue, and the mid-20s life crisis, which she is showing premature symptoms of, is a newly established psycho-sociological condition which doesn’t deserve to be mocked like you all do it.
She is troubled, and while for some people that works as a part of their image, it harms her, I agree. But, I wonder what your fat asses would do in her shoes, being scrutinised by your equally idiotic equivalents, while being young, and trying to establish yourselves amongst peers, and in Hollywood. She’s got too much on her plate, and I am just mostly pissed off that human suffering can be entertaining to some.
BTW, I actually like the author’s regular delusions about building a hydro-car, or whatever, and I think they’re very witty and intelligent references.
dfgoert dfbjos | May 29, 2007 at 2:44 pm
this is sad to live your life like this is a disgrace to yourself and your family.
bungoone | May 29, 2007 at 2:46 pm
you know what #35, i’m so sick of hearing that these chicks have “too much on their plate.” well, then they need to do something about it & not in the form of drugs or booze. clearly her life is so rough. THEN CHANGE IT! 85% of people find a way to be a functioning member of society. there’s no excuse.
Oliver Platt | May 29, 2007 at 2:59 pm
Yeah, #37? Would you care to define what makes one ‘a functioning member of society’?
She is employed, she pays taxes (I assume), she makes tabloids sell — she is useful to the economy. But she is 21, you moron!!! You don’t become a functioning member of society at that age — you are supposed to making mistakes, and make your way through them. Oh, and of the 85% you refer to, I believe 30% are obese, or have a weight problem: NOW THAT’S SOMETHING THAT DOESN’T MAKE YOU A FINCTIONING MEMBER OF SOCIETY. Another 25% are smokers, and of those 85% someone dies of a heart attack every 3 seconds.
Cheers to your statistical analysis of normality.
hey buttplug | May 29, 2007 at 3:05 pm
#35 – Ollie: if it helps, we find entertainment in everybody’s suffering, not just Lindsay’s. For example, when your mom farted in your face while the two of you were 69ing, it was incredibly funny, even though you started to cry almost immediately. The spurt of diarrhea that followed was slightly less funny, but still, you didn’t stop and we can respect that. Especially since it was a diarrhea spurt that was almost as long as the one you just posted.
dani | May 29, 2007 at 3:06 pm
so… it LOOKS like those round poker-chip things hanging from the rear view mirror say “30 days”… PLEASE tell me that they are some kind of sobriety chip from AA. that would be just too perfect.
victoria | May 29, 2007 at 3:10 pm
I agree with Nicole (#29). I know this site is TheSuperficial and all, and I do enjoy finding hilarious pictures like these of Linday Lohan, but the arrogant comments about you being a super genius sexy stud sleeping with hundreds of hot chicks and masturbating and all – is that really necessary? Not to mention totally IRRELEVANT to the posts. You can make superficial comments about celebrities all you want and those are probably funnier. But all your other comments about yourself will just show your insecurities.
Best of Celeb | May 29, 2007 at 3:11 pm
Bye bye Blohan.
B.A. Baracus | May 29, 2007 at 3:14 pm
“I am just mostly pissed off that human suffering can be entertaining to some.”
Hey 35/38, are you SERIOUS? Where does someone who not only takes the time to read the Fish but also takes the time post on it get off? The ENTIRE focus of this site is the entertainment value of idiotic stars’ suffering.
As for you, 36, how can she possibly have disgraced the very family who made her this way. I feel sorry for none of them and continue to laugh at these utterly pathetic shenanigans because…well…they’re funny.
Eric | May 29, 2007 at 3:17 pm
#38 “But she is 21, you moron!!! You don’t become a functioning member of society at that age.” Ummmmm! Actually you do. 18 is generally considered the age of adulthood. Being a 21 year old coked up, drunk nympho is not an excuse, it’s not caused because of hard work, or paparazzi or some disorder. It’s caused by making profoundly stupid choices. You can pity her, good for you. But most people won’t buy it until she actually stops being stupid and perhaps starts “Being adequite!”
polypam | May 29, 2007 at 3:17 pm
Considering what a great job this Promises place did for Britney, I expect great things from Blowhan.
raquel | May 29, 2007 at 3:17 pm
gotta say i agree with nicole also. and her pic @33 looks like appropriate punishment, but i hear it’s every guy’s secret fantasy, so maybe he’d love it. i know wedgeone does.
hollaback | May 29, 2007 at 3:18 pm
#35. Hmmm what would I do with millions of dollars and a cake job? I am betting I wouldn’t self destruct. She has too much on her plate?!? Are you kidding me? She is an actress. I am a nurse. People die if I screw up. It can be a little stressful too. Not that I have the only stressful job out there but lets keep things in perspective.
Jimbo ? | May 29, 2007 at 3:19 pm
@38 & 35 There is a big difference between the average person and some one like Lindsay, Britney, and the rest if this group of 20 something celbs that have more money than they know what to do with. They have people to manage their lives and just because daddy is a drunk and mom is a whore. there is no excuse for this crap. I could not get into a night club at 20 and get hammered night after night, but everyone turn a blind eye to people like Lindsay because the want the “in” crowd at their establishment. So where are the people that are paid lots of money to manage Lindsay’s life? They are all afraid to tell her NO.
You would think by giving yourself the screen name of Oliver Platt, you would be a little smarter than you are. The reason all of us make the comments that we do at this site is because these people live a privileged life. They get to go to the head of the line. They get to go back stage at concerts and when a stupid little fuck like Lindsay does the things that she does day after day, she deserves the criticism she gets from this and many other sites.
If you want to feel sorry for the little tramp, then why don’t you go out to her rehab center and take her some flower, maybe she will give you a blow job for a line of blow.
polypam | May 29, 2007 at 3:21 pm
#17
Yeah, she does remind me of that zombie girl from “Shawn of the Dead”, the one the guys found in the backyard and thought was just a drunk! Wouldn’t it be great if someone started hurling records at her head just to finish her off once and for all?
raggedyandrea | May 29, 2007 at 3:21 pm
@10 i hate quitterstoo. nice boobs. don’t quit putting those on your site.