Lindsay Lohan will be working in a morgue as part of her punishment for misdemeanor drunken driving. Lindsay’s lawyer outlined the plans for her current program yesterday, according to the Associated Press:
Her two four-hour days at the morgue are part of a court-ordered program to show drivers the real-life consequences of drinking and driving. She must also spend two days working in a hospital emergency room.
Okay, the morgue I can understand. Those people are already dead, so there’s no real sense of urgency. The ER on the other hand, I dunno. I think Lindsay will be more of a distraction: “Quick, get this man 20 cc’s of, uh, breasts. No, wait, that’s not right. 20 cc’s of, uh, round luscious cleavage! Sonofa–Miss Lohan, could you please stop leaning over the patients with your human defibrillator pads? Hey, wait, this guy’s heart started beating…”
Showboat judge passing out bullshit sentences to celeb drunks. How very LA.
Meanwhile, favorite fantasy 119(a) about the sexy pathologist who thinks she is bringing me back to life, cue the crappy 70s porno musical score….
36. Cap’n Pickles – January 18, 2008 11:44 AM
“Pretty hot bod for a 40 year old. Wonder how dried out her hoo-ha is by now.”
She’s 21 years old ya stupid little fuckin -fuck
She’s only LIVED and LOVED like she’s 40
(Rode Hard And Put Away Wet … in other words)
xrist we have some retards amongst us (11, 29, 52, just to name a few). Time for some chlorine in the old gene pool. This site is getting painful to read.
If you look real close at the tag on her dress there is a warning;
Pressurized to 500 PSI
Do not open!
p0nk, you dislike Mr PSA at #11? He sees himself as the spam equivalent to the MinuteMen who patrol our borders against deadly tomato pickers. Something tells me he’s funding both sides of the War on Spamming.
I’m really into CFNM. Wonder if she’s been there?
what movie will she be shooting? Surely no one thinks this is going to be a missed opportunity for another drama. Please.
55, he posts as often as the spammers and it takes longer to scroll past his drivel. Somebody must have laughed at it the 1st time he posted, so now we’re blessed with an encore on every story.
This girl is just plain ugly – both inside and out. And what the hell is wrong with her legs and knees?? Ugliest fat wads on those knees I’ve ever seen! And she’s looking so old! Totally FUG!
Rich Port!
‘Deadly tomato pickers’! Hot!
This girl is 22 but looks 40
Wow, she has a terrific body. Seriously, she’s a freak and a train wreck waiting to happen and I think she gets WAY too much attention, BUT that dress leaves NO flaws untouched and the girl obviously doesn’t have any. I’m jealous.
61st BIIIAAATCHES.
Oh man she is so hot. This is really cool. I can crash my car, and get send to the morgue where Lindsey is working and suddenly my head turns ‘Save me” Lindsey proceeds to give me one hell of a blow job.
What a hot woman.
Seriously, is there such a thing as coke face? what is it? Is it a swollen face on a Keith Richards-skinny body? I’m trying to figure out what my cousin is doing to himself. thanks -
there’s now way she’s wearing underwear!
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she reminds me of Sharon Stone at, say, 30 years…. so much potential – such a waste in the end
she looks absolutely fantastic.
she’s going to be at the morgue permanently soon…all coked out at 21
What a bad news!!!!!!!!!!!! There is another bad news .Someone told me she was interested in dating other boys!!!!!!!! I don’t know whether is it true?????????????
maybe im really fucked up but she looks like one of those huge ostriches or emus to me… and shes gettin ready to peck
Maybe her Hohan-ness can restore life…
Sheez, “Lindsay Lohan headed to the morgue”, thought I missed some big news. I’d still love her if it was true, though.
I think Cloverfield blows. May be okay for teens who haven’t seen movies before.
@29 Eh, looks like she got handed the Goose that lays the Golden Eggs, but somehow bungled it. Like those Spears idiots. I think LILO has better odds of turning it all around, though.
@39 Wish she’d get her red hair back and lose the tan. I don’t think being an unremarkable blonde is helping her. I think black works better for her than the blond.
@62 I’m wondering if there’s a shaper prosthetic under there.
what are you talking about!??!?!she is beautifil!!!
Report This! I am just a bit curious..the magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profile was found on the bbw and plus size people dating site plusmingle.com last week.
She was just the protitute for the night.
THAT’S WHY FOLKS!!
Awww…she has to wait in line just like everybody else. Why is there not a drink in her hand? I expected to see a scotch rock…
I checked a her sexy photo at the STD dating STDromance.com
hope she doesnt try to jump start any corpse
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For all her warts and faults, I think she actually looks good in this photo. Better than she has in a long while (like since Mean Girls). Every woman should invest in a “little black dress”.
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She is gorgeous.seems saw her before on a millionaire&celeb dating site CelebMingle.com
,but don’t know ih it is her.
She is gorgeous.seems saw her before on a millionaire&celeb dating site CelebMingle.com
,but don’t know ih it is her.
Never tease me with a headline like that again Fish.
hahahahahaha. and ps?? Kim Kardashian looks A MILLION TIMES BETTER IN THIS DRESS THAN THAT LINDSAY LOHAN
Yep. Looking 10 years older than her real age but I still want to fuck the living daylights out of her.
I think shes amazingly hot here