The producers for Lindsay Lohan’s new movie Labor Pains are saying “so far, so good” on her behavior. Or at least the film’s publicists are saying that because, for all we know, Lindsay could be lighting the crews’ cigarettes with her vagina. (You heard it here first.) People reports:
“We were a little bit reluctant to work with her,” Lati Grobman, one of the producers, tells PEOPLE. “But she’s been amazing.”
“The difference between her and the other girls that are naughty in the business is that she’s actually talented. It’s not [like] Paris Hilton and the rest of them. We took the chance. It’s good that we did. So far, so good.”
Though the producers wish Lindsay would quit one annoying little habit: Acting like a lesbian. She’s not fooling anyone. Especially after having sex with all the Teamsters, and a homeless man who wandered too close to set. Poor bastard just wanted some scraps from the snack table. Let’s just say he bit off more than he could chew… I’m actually serious. He had half a Cornish hen in his mouth before Lindsay tackled him.
She DOESN’T have nice boobs. Just take a look (if you dare) to her Marylin Monroe “homage” photoshoot. Her boobs are saggy as hell! How could anyone say she has nice boobs? And she has no ass!!!!! NO-F*CKING ASS!!!!!
shes so FUGLY. Pale, gross, freckly.. (ESP THAT ONE ON HER LIP AHHH) so. sick.
If Lindsay is so talented, why does she continue to make these shitty forget-them-as-soon-as-you-walk-out-the-door movies? Who’s giving her career advice?
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you guys are idiots. she’s very deep.
It sounds like the producers themselves are on drugs. Talented? I think not. At all.
she’s gotten fat and ugly-er.
Stop being such assholes! Leave this beautiful young woman alone!
she’s not human. you can’t possibly get THAT white!
fucking hideous! looks like she came out of a coffin! orange dots all over the body and fat/non existant knees!
COVER UP THOSE PASTY WHITE FRCKLED LEGS WITH STOCKINGS!
COVER UP THOSE PASTY WHITE FRCKLED LEGS WITH STOCKINGS!
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She’s still endlessly hot. I love her and I always will. Go Lindsay! Be as slutty and skanky as you want to be.
Yes, she now has CANKLES.
@55
Dude, you are an idiot. Lohan isn’t deep. Tina Fey, Kara Diguardio and all of her other writers are deep. She can’t do anything on her own except make everybody feel embarrassed for her.
I really liked her but now I’m horribly ashamed of myself for ever identifying myself as a fan.
@49
Lindsay was good on SNL. Remember that skit she did making fun of Billy Joel’s drunk driving? Joel hit a mailbox and a brick wall?
#23- THE krazyhotkelli?!
Thanks a LOT, Lilo.
STFU haters. Leave Lindsay alone! You all hate her cause she’s beautiful. How about you guys post up your pictures here so we can judge you. How about that!
@65
If the only reason why we hate Lindsay is simply because she’s beautiful,…..
Then why don’t we hate Scarlett Johansen? Because Scarlett is ugly?
No chin, no butt, no waist, and no talent. All she has in abundance are orange spots all over her ghostly skin.
250 million people live in this country, and this is the best we can do? Geez.
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Mmmm, not her fan. I saw her profile on “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m ” last week. “She is already in relationship with a young billionaire on our site”, according to the officials of that site.
I’m just kinda glad she’s not spraying on that fake orange tan anymore. It looked terrible. White skin with freckles may not be the peak of desire for some people, but at least it’s the way Satan made her. And she should be happy, because Satan only makes junk.
Love the shorts, anybody know what brand they are?
It apparantly IS possible:
LOOKING CHEAPER EVERY DAY!!
is the bitch going broke? she needs invest some money in getting a damn tan!! tranparent people aren’t new craze….
@69
I think ***Phishing Site.com*** is much better.
shhh… : _)
so much anger… ?
cos she is *so* loved ?
*jealous* much ?
funny people… [not very...]
SOME ONE MUST HAVE ZOOMED IN ON THAT VISA CARD NUMBER! IN THE LAST PHOTO, SILLY GIRL