The producers for Lindsay Lohan’s new movie Labor Pains are saying “so far, so good” on her behavior. Or at least the film’s publicists are saying that because, for all we know, Lindsay could be lighting the crews’ cigarettes with her vagina. (You heard it here first.) People reports:
“We were a little bit reluctant to work with her,” Lati Grobman, one of the producers, tells PEOPLE. “But she’s been amazing.”
“The difference between her and the other girls that are naughty in the business is that she’s actually talented. It’s not [like] Paris Hilton and the rest of them. We took the chance. It’s good that we did. So far, so good.”
Though the producers wish Lindsay would quit one annoying little habit: Acting like a lesbian. She’s not fooling anyone. Especially after having sex with all the Teamsters, and a homeless man who wandered too close to set. Poor bastard just wanted some scraps from the snack table. Let’s just say he bit off more than he could chew… I’m actually serious. He had half a Cornish hen in his mouth before Lindsay tackled him.
Lola | June 17, 2008 at 1:15 pm
how this girl continues to get roles, i’ll never understand…. only talent she has is opening her legs and getting drunk
Jack | June 17, 2008 at 1:15 pm
First!!1
liz | June 17, 2008 at 1:16 pm
hah first
Jack | June 17, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Fourth!!1
Sport | June 17, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Yikes.
She frightens me.
Barack | June 17, 2008 at 1:20 pm
She needs to be whiter.
syn | June 17, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Useless twit.
dude | June 17, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Damn, she’s hot.
I love redheads.
Those are some AMAZING legs.
No, I haven’t been talking to Randall, I just think she’s so very attractive.
Uh Double that UH UH
veggi | June 17, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Actually the producers are quite happy she’s been play-acting like a lesbian recently, because now she’s on set and so hungry for cock that she won’t even notice an overhanging silver-haired belly roll.
Randal | June 17, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Nice man ass! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
JPRichardson | June 17, 2008 at 1:23 pm
I so much like her legs. Too bad the rest of her body is not as good. The MM reenactemnt photoshoot was scary as hell, with those flabby boobs hanging around like silicone bags. (wait…)
Grunion | June 17, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Straight.To.DVD.
Sue | June 17, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Hopefully she doesn’t smell like a lesbian yet. It’s some horrible combination of stopping all personal hygiene, and (unwashed) toe sex followed by queefing. I swear, next to that stench, what toots out of my ass smells damn decent.
Holly Cow! | June 17, 2008 at 1:29 pm
I’ve got her card number!!!!
Holly Cow! | June 17, 2008 at 1:30 pm
I’ve got her card number!!!!
dude_on_a_wire | June 17, 2008 at 1:30 pm
She might as well stay lesbian. I never realized how bad her body is below her tits. This shoot has convinced me to remove her snatch as my screen saver.
FRIST!!! | June 17, 2008 at 1:30 pm
She’s well behaved as long as she can finish her work, go home, and suck on a ronson.
Ted from LA | June 17, 2008 at 1:31 pm
I think it would be fun to make a Waldo out of freckles and place him somewhere on her body and play Where’s Waldo? Nah, fuck it.
PunkA | June 17, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Wow, who let the ghost get a movie role?? White and pasty is not attractive. She is just not that pretty, not elegant, not at all exciting. I mean, if you would tough her twat, you got a death wish. And if you find her attractive, your standards are subterranean. She is FUGLY.
havoc | June 17, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Too little.
Too late.
She blew it.
No one cares anymore.
.
Eric | June 17, 2008 at 1:36 pm
She has a much better ass than SpongeKim SquareAss.
chaz | June 17, 2008 at 1:36 pm
i would say what guy did she give head to, to get that good review, but at this point i guess it could be a girl also? “WHO’S CLIT DO I GOTTA SUCK ON TO GET A GOOD REVIEW AROUND HERE?
krazihotkelli | June 17, 2008 at 1:39 pm
zhe iz z0 gr0zz!
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 17, 2008 at 1:41 pm
That outfit would be awesome if she were topless.
Deacon Jones | June 17, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Im sorry, I have to admit it, I think Linsay is fucking hot as shit. Nice legs, great ass, nice tits, and she’s a nympho.
Yeah she’s a fucking nut, but what girl isnt?
ph7 | June 17, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Take those perfect tits and put them on body with a flat stomach, a tighter, rounder ass, a different pair of legs – thinner, tanner and less freckled.
You can keep her face, too.
Mike Hawk | June 17, 2008 at 1:48 pm
That outfit would be awesome if someone else was in it.
michelle | June 17, 2008 at 1:50 pm
WHAT is this ridiculous obsession with being first? The funny thing about it is that hardly ever are you first when you claim it, so let it go already. TARDS…
michelle | June 17, 2008 at 1:50 pm
WHAT is this ridiculous obsession with being first? The funny thing about it is that hardly ever are you first when you claim it, so let it go already. TARDS…
first, my ASS | June 17, 2008 at 1:53 pm
WHAT is with this ridiculous obsession with being FIRST? What’s the big deal, first of all, and secondly, you almost NEVER ARE first, and then you just look like an idiot! Get a life!
OK, so I should get a life as well, I KNOW I have better things to do than care about this idiocy!
first, my ASS | June 17, 2008 at 1:53 pm
WHAT is with this ridiculous obsession with being FIRST? What’s the big deal, first of all, and secondly, you almost NEVER ARE first, and then you just look like an idiot! Get a life!
OK, so I should get a life as well, I KNOW I have better things to do than care about this idiocy!
first, my ASS | June 17, 2008 at 1:55 pm
What is this obsession with being first? Get over it, already!
SCOTLAND | June 17, 2008 at 1:55 pm
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands. One nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all
policegirl | June 17, 2008 at 1:56 pm
I don’t know about her acting anymore, but it looks like she’s trying to bring back the ‘robot’ in that first shot.
im obviously the retard, forget it | June 17, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Obviously, I need to relax on the click button, my bad, y’alls….
Sport | June 17, 2008 at 1:58 pm
splotchy skank.
en espanol | June 17, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Prometa fidelidad, a la bandera de los estados unidos de america. y a la republica, que simboliza, una nacion,en Dios, indivisible, con libertad y justicia para todos!
Free The Pink Unicorn | June 17, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Pale, freckly, saggy
wow thats hot
SCOTLAND | June 17, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Muchas gracias
Tits McGee | June 17, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Who cares, she’s got big boobs.
Sam Ronson | June 17, 2008 at 2:05 pm
I’ll have two big milks and lots of cinnamon sprinkles with some cheese coming out of it.
veggis favorite troll | June 17, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Is slacking today
chaz | June 17, 2008 at 2:10 pm
i just threw up in my mouth ronson.
Randal | June 17, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Love the look you’ve got going there Lindsay!
I am so excited about your new movie and your role in it as well. I’m still a HUGE fan of Mean Girls and know for a fact you will shine in this new movie as you did in your previous ones.
Keep looking beautiful for the camera! Lots of hugs and kisses from me to you. xoxo
Randal
Remember this oldie but goodie? | June 17, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Salami skin, fried horsehair, botched tits, no ass
tight lipped smiler | June 17, 2008 at 2:18 pm
The homeless man stole her ass the second it didn’t have a cock stuck in it.
Tobin | June 17, 2008 at 2:28 pm
First
Lipper | June 17, 2008 at 2:32 pm
I want whatever Randal is inhaling.
Famous Plastic | June 17, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Talented? Comeon. Name one good movie that Lindsay Lohan was in?
Deacon Jones | June 17, 2008 at 2:38 pm
In something totally unrelated,
Lenny Dykstra just put his estate on the market for a cool 25 million, check out the slideshow, its fucking sick
http://www.newbernestate.com