Lindsay Lohan has ugly friends

An anonymous reader writes in:

I was clubbin in NYC when Linsday Lohan was invited to our table by my guy friend. Well she hated me straight off the bat (maybe because im skinnier so ha!) but she had a massive beer belly and a posse of red-headed friends. Then I overheard her saying to my guy friend who had asked why her friends were so ugly.. “Well, if I have uglier friends than I look hotter.” OK! Isn’t she just a sweet little peach?

Sadly, not even Lindsay Lohan’s ugly friends can cover up the fact that she’s a fat freckled mess. With a fucked up father. And big boobs. And money. And every other guy’s penis inside her vagina.