Lindsay Lohan has been wearing tiny skirts and drinking her way across London which, of course, is the exact recipe for Firecrotch Theater. So here’s how this is going to go down: First, you’re going to notice the surprising lack of flames and charcoal briquettes. Then, you’re going to notice something that’s exactly what you think it is and attempt to lobotomize yourself with whatever’s handy. In my case, a stray kitten. (Sorry, Whiskers.) Enjoy!
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that will probably kill lesser men.
Photos: Flynet, Splash News
Looks normal to me.
I didn’t know there were tampons with skin-colored strings. So that’s not a string. Also not a wart, which would be at least reddish or something, I mean COME ON PEOPLE!
if you had warts or any other STD and had money to take care of it, Wouldn’t you??
sheeesh! No wonder this site is called the superficial.
And I’ve read comments for a while, and one of the dumbest ones if not THE dubmest has to come from the most uneducated person that has ever posted on this site. And the award goes to #145. I mean, it’s a combination of ignorance, stupidity, resentment and lack of a healthy sex life. Which is tough. Sorry, Katie.
Damn!
Looks normal to me.
I didn’t know there were tampons with skin-colored strings. So that’s not a string. Also not a wart, which would be at least reddish or something, I mean COME ON PEOPLE!
if you had warts or any other STD and had money to take care of it, Wouldn’t you??
sheeesh! No wonder this site is called the superficial.
And I’ve read comments for a while, and one of the dumbest ones if not THE dubmest has to come from the most uneducated person that has ever posted on this site. And the award goes to #145. I mean, it’s a combination of ignorance, stupidity, resentment and lack of a healthy sex life. Which is tough. Sorry, Katie.
Damn!
Classy.
That’s a tampon string people !!!!!!!!
Looks like last nights lasagne. YUMMY!!!
She does ass to mouth… at least when I close my eyes she does…
It appears her lovers enjoy tugging on the lips.
Yeah but no amount of money can get rid of herpes. It’s a virus, same with HIV.
Which is a bummer, and probably why so many celebs still have it. It’s not like they have herpes for the fun of it. That’s also why it’s not a promiscuity thing. But it still has that dirty/unsafe sex stigma around it.
not just her giina–but so MAnY parts of her remind me of a 70-year-OLD lady.–her hands, her legs, her face…. Sad what’s become of her.
No I didn’t because editing posts isn’t available and I corrected my mistake right after I posted/noticed it. It’s called a TYPO, and they are hilarious and stupid sometimes. Glad you enjoyed it, but you get no awards for pointing something extremely obvious out. Something that was in fact corrected 2 seconds later. I was actually supposed to specifiy that 124 and 125 were the same people, so I shouldn’t have said loserS, just loser. Oh well. Ha ha ha… etc.
Looks like a piece of regurgitated beef jerky got stuck to her panties.
On second thought, what’s the difference?
If you ran around town with a camera taking upskirts of strangers you’d get arrested. How are these creeps not up on charges?
What a disgusting cunt. And her twat’s pretty ugly, too.
ever tried peeling apart a warm grilled cheese sandwich!!!!!!
Is it that hard to wear underwear? I guess not, if it’s taken off as frequently as it is with her.
she looks meaty down there…and if you look closer it looks like it’s pierced!
who gets out of a car like that? she’s just asking for it.
i want to put my dick in that pussy it is sexy
Where is the link to the more famous one?
That chick is probably looser than a glass of water. It looks like she’s been sucking golf balls through garden hoses with something other than her mouth. She could probably drive a golf ball straight out of that “thing” further than Tiger Woods on his best day. Remember that commercial where the guy picks up a bowling ball with a vacuum? That’s what I’m talkin’ about.
I would gladly let her urinate all over my body.
Tampon string?
Yeah, so I don’t care what it looks like in a pic that is a bit blurry up close. All I care about is that there is a little something leaking… Someone likes the creampie!
So beautiful and fuckable.
That’s a really nice present!