Lindsay Lohan has a present for you

June 5th, 2009 // 175 Comments

Lindsay Lohan has been wearing tiny skirts and drinking her way across London which, of course, is the exact recipe for Firecrotch Theater. So here’s how this is going to go down: First, you’re going to notice the surprising lack of flames and charcoal briquettes. Then, you’re going to notice something that’s exactly what you think it is and attempt to lobotomize yourself with whatever’s handy. In my case, a stray kitten. (Sorry, Whiskers.) Enjoy!

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that will probably kill lesser men.

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  1. Just_As_it_IS

    Looks normal to me.

    I didn’t know there were tampons with skin-colored strings. So that’s not a string. Also not a wart, which would be at least reddish or something, I mean COME ON PEOPLE!

    if you had warts or any other STD and had money to take care of it, Wouldn’t you??

    sheeesh! No wonder this site is called the superficial.

    And I’ve read comments for a while, and one of the dumbest ones if not THE dubmest has to come from the most uneducated person that has ever posted on this site. And the award goes to #145. I mean, it’s a combination of ignorance, stupidity, resentment and lack of a healthy sex life. Which is tough. Sorry, Katie.

    Damn!

  2. Just_As_it_IS

    Looks normal to me.

    I didn’t know there were tampons with skin-colored strings. So that’s not a string. Also not a wart, which would be at least reddish or something, I mean COME ON PEOPLE!

    if you had warts or any other STD and had money to take care of it, Wouldn’t you??

    sheeesh! No wonder this site is called the superficial.

    And I’ve read comments for a while, and one of the dumbest ones if not THE dubmest has to come from the most uneducated person that has ever posted on this site. And the award goes to #145. I mean, it’s a combination of ignorance, stupidity, resentment and lack of a healthy sex life. Which is tough. Sorry, Katie.

    Damn!

  3. The Bisexual

    Classy.

  4. Orlando

    That’s a tampon string people !!!!!!!!

  5. DirtyDog

    Looks like last nights lasagne. YUMMY!!!

  6. She does ass to mouth… at least when I close my eyes she does…

  7. Lover of Tits McGee

    It appears her lovers enjoy tugging on the lips.

  8. @152

    Yeah but no amount of money can get rid of herpes. It’s a virus, same with HIV.

    Which is a bummer, and probably why so many celebs still have it. It’s not like they have herpes for the fun of it. That’s also why it’s not a promiscuity thing. But it still has that dirty/unsafe sex stigma around it.

  9. Kelly Clarkson

    not just her giina–but so MAnY parts of her remind me of a 70-year-OLD lady.–her hands, her legs, her face…. Sad what’s become of her.

  10. to ^_^

    No I didn’t because editing posts isn’t available and I corrected my mistake right after I posted/noticed it. It’s called a TYPO, and they are hilarious and stupid sometimes. Glad you enjoyed it, but you get no awards for pointing something extremely obvious out. Something that was in fact corrected 2 seconds later. I was actually supposed to specifiy that 124 and 125 were the same people, so I shouldn’t have said loserS, just loser. Oh well. Ha ha ha… etc.

  11. JoeyJoJo

    Looks like a piece of regurgitated beef jerky got stuck to her panties.

    On second thought, what’s the difference?

  12. G-PewNit

    If you ran around town with a camera taking upskirts of strangers you’d get arrested. How are these creeps not up on charges?

  13. darkman

    What a disgusting cunt. And her twat’s pretty ugly, too.

  14. snowdawg

    ever tried peeling apart a warm grilled cheese sandwich!!!!!!

  15. Karen

    Is it that hard to wear underwear? I guess not, if it’s taken off as frequently as it is with her.

  16. marcie

    she looks meaty down there…and if you look closer it looks like it’s pierced!

  17. ang

    who gets out of a car like that? she’s just asking for it.

  18. Johnny

    i want to put my dick in that pussy it is sexy

  19. Where is the link to the more famous one?

  20. djcorbijn

    That chick is probably looser than a glass of water. It looks like she’s been sucking golf balls through garden hoses with something other than her mouth. She could probably drive a golf ball straight out of that “thing” further than Tiger Woods on his best day. Remember that commercial where the guy picks up a bowling ball with a vacuum? That’s what I’m talkin’ about.

  21. chixdiggit

    I would gladly let her urinate all over my body.

  22. Ummm

    Tampon string?

  23. Man-o-vagina-man

    Yeah, so I don’t care what it looks like in a pic that is a bit blurry up close. All I care about is that there is a little something leaking… Someone likes the creampie!

  24. Christian Alexander Tietgen
    Commented on this photo:

    So beautiful and fuckable.

  25. Christian Alexander Tietgen
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s a really nice present!

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