Lindsay Lohan has been wearing tiny skirts and drinking her way across London which, of course, is the exact recipe for Firecrotch Theater. So here’s how this is going to go down: First, you’re going to notice the surprising lack of flames and charcoal briquettes. Then, you’re going to notice something that’s exactly what you think it is and attempt to lobotomize yourself with whatever’s handy. In my case, a stray kitten. (Sorry, Whiskers.) Enjoy!
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that will probably kill lesser men.
Photos: Flynet, Splash News
Scorpion559 | June 5, 2009 at 9:58 pm
If everyone killed themselves after they saw Linsday’s fire crotch, there wouldn’t be anyone left on the planet.
boobies | June 5, 2009 at 10:00 pm
if a toad peeing on you gave you warts and it wasn’t a myth i would probably say a toad peed on lindsay lohan’s vagina.
RR | June 5, 2009 at 10:04 pm
Dude, that is beyond fucking nastyyyyy!
George Costanza | June 5, 2009 at 10:05 pm
It didn’t move
Arioch | June 5, 2009 at 10:07 pm
I guess Sam tore it up.
Lindsay Whore-ham | June 5, 2009 at 10:08 pm
It looks like a ham sandwich with a side of bacon. Mmmmmmmm. . .
Me | June 5, 2009 at 10:11 pm
Anyone posting after Me likes to eat deformed fire crotch
Mister Bored | June 5, 2009 at 10:11 pm
My lord. Even roast beef is offended.
Donny B | June 5, 2009 at 10:11 pm
Bangin’ that would probably feel like fucking a damp coat sleeve!
gingerbox | June 5, 2009 at 10:13 pm
yumm…id eat it
Pitoooey | June 5, 2009 at 10:14 pm
Why is she hiding leftover lasagna in her panties?
thebalterdirl | June 5, 2009 at 10:16 pm
Even Arby’s wouldn’t serve that
Ljutefisk | June 5, 2009 at 10:17 pm
It’s a vagina, people. Get over it. All over it.
FAP FAP FAP
DCMikeRotch | June 5, 2009 at 10:19 pm
It looks like it’s been chewed on.
It looks like Samantha Ronson. Bad hair and angry.
Funeral Guy | June 5, 2009 at 10:20 pm
OMG, is that a vaginal wart on that thing?
Kris | June 5, 2009 at 10:25 pm
looks like my dog’s rawhide chew toy
Freddo | June 5, 2009 at 10:27 pm
Personally I love it!
BertErnie | June 5, 2009 at 10:41 pm
Oh, that’s where I left my baloney sandwich… now I remember!
walkon | June 5, 2009 at 10:41 pm
Fuckin A #7, can you come up with a new joke? If you can’t, you’re obviously eating your mom’s diseased, puss infected, pimply-from-being-poorly-shaved vagina.
dude | June 5, 2009 at 10:43 pm
@ Funeral Guy
Hilarious, I saw that sh*t right away!! poor gal
dude | June 5, 2009 at 10:43 pm
Her vagina looks like it’s gone 15 rounds with a boxing kangaroo. Superficial writer! I know you’re reading this! Hire me! It’s just science.
ho yeah | June 5, 2009 at 10:45 pm
it would be so awesome to fuck her. Nothing validates my manhood like knowing I am the 4,004, 427 person to do it.
Miss Brown Eyes | June 5, 2009 at 10:45 pm
the hot pink thing with fringes looks more like something that should be fucked that that blanched diseased prune thing…
dude_on | June 5, 2009 at 10:47 pm
Obviously she was harmlessly displaying herself in the whore position when out of nowhere a pap swooped in for the unsuspecting shot. I hope this doesn’t hurt her chances at the topless place. Things really seemed to be falling into place for her.
Incurable STD's | June 5, 2009 at 10:58 pm
Herpes or HPV? Both.
devilsrain | June 5, 2009 at 11:01 pm
look at pics 3 & 4, her hair is more thin than mine, and im a 36 yr old dude.
LinDsay Lover | June 5, 2009 at 11:04 pm
id lick it all night long
LinDsay lohan pictures here | June 5, 2009 at 11:07 pm
mmmmmmmmmmm
anna birch | June 5, 2009 at 11:17 pm
Is everyone here hallucinating? All I can see is a person brutally harassed by photographers, paparazzi, tabloid eaters etc.
Sardonic | June 5, 2009 at 11:18 pm
Be careful, Lindsay. You are clutching that bindle way too tightly. The coke is going to sweat into the paper and send you into a psychotic lesbian rage when you get into the club bathroom and realize there’s nothing left to pack up your crotch sniffing honker.
rogerdoger | June 5, 2009 at 11:25 pm
LOOKS GOOD TO ME
Alli Watermelon | June 5, 2009 at 11:29 pm
Wow, the paparazzi is really hard up for crotch shots. What? Not getting paid enough simply for stalking celebrities at the beach or grocery store? Jesus, this is wrong. Yes, she should be more careful and yes it looks like roast beef (and i’m pretty sure thats the end of a tampon string, not a wart). But come on, how many girls can honestly say they would be 100% innocent of flashing a camera (if there WAS one) while getting out of an automobile? This is just ridiculous and fuckin sexual harassment.
quake | June 5, 2009 at 11:37 pm
That’s no labia. It’s a battle station!
zini | June 5, 2009 at 11:40 pm
If I came out the club with my cock hanging out I’d get arrested.
Nathiest | June 5, 2009 at 11:43 pm
You losers act like you’ve never seen an actually vagina before. Besides how is this her fault the camera is basically looking up her dress and the flash took care of the rest. I say whatever.
Fati | June 5, 2009 at 11:46 pm
That’s not a vagina, that’s a ball.
anon | June 5, 2009 at 11:52 pm
…gnarly.
Dweezel | June 5, 2009 at 11:54 pm
Are those her panties in her hand?
Dweezel | June 5, 2009 at 11:55 pm
Also, I don’t think that that’s a wart or a tampon string. I think that she’s leaking someone’s…deposit.
Mark | June 6, 2009 at 12:34 am
Nasty. Some vagina’s just look really bad like a guy with a severely bent dick. Just nasty.
All Lindsey has to do is stop whoring at 2am in the morning.
gerard vandenberg | June 6, 2009 at 12:37 am
we’re supposed to get horny now?
sorry, I PREFER HERPES!!
Oh Damn | June 6, 2009 at 12:54 am
Scars and tooth marks……. now i know where they shoved Kuato at the end of Total Recall.
Oh Damn | June 6, 2009 at 12:54 am
Scars and tooth marks……. now i know where they shoved Kuato at the end of Total Recall.
Oh Damn | June 6, 2009 at 12:54 am
Scars and tooth marks……. now i know where they shoved Kuato at the end of Total Recall.
Oh Damn | June 6, 2009 at 12:54 am
Scars and tooth marks……. now i know where they shoved Kuato at the end of Total Recall.
Roxi | June 6, 2009 at 1:04 am
ewww pathetic, disgusting i wanna throw out, like wearing micro skirts? close your freaking legs!
@26 shes definately going bald, she has hair extensions can u imagine how would she look like with out them? omg!
Kels | June 6, 2009 at 1:05 am
The laser hair removal ad that popped up at the top of the page was a nice touch.
phineas q. | June 6, 2009 at 1:07 am
tampon string, people.
annonymous | June 6, 2009 at 1:15 am
It’s photoshop
sorry
John | June 6, 2009 at 1:19 am
I can’t see a thing what’s the big deal