Lindsay Lohan has been wearing tiny skirts and drinking her way across London which, of course, is the exact recipe for Firecrotch Theater. So here’s how this is going to go down: First, you’re going to notice the surprising lack of flames and charcoal briquettes. Then, you’re going to notice something that’s exactly what you think it is and attempt to lobotomize yourself with whatever’s handy. In my case, a stray kitten. (Sorry, Whiskers.) Enjoy!
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that will probably kill lesser men.
Photos: Flynet, Splash News
If everyone killed themselves after they saw Linsday’s fire crotch, there wouldn’t be anyone left on the planet.
if a toad peeing on you gave you warts and it wasn’t a myth i would probably say a toad peed on lindsay lohan’s vagina.
Dude, that is beyond fucking nastyyyyy!
It didn’t move
I guess Sam tore it up.
It looks like a ham sandwich with a side of bacon. Mmmmmmmm. . .
Anyone posting after Me likes to eat deformed fire crotch
My lord. Even roast beef is offended.
Bangin’ that would probably feel like fucking a damp coat sleeve!
yumm…id eat it
Why is she hiding leftover lasagna in her panties?
Even Arby’s wouldn’t serve that
It’s a vagina, people. Get over it. All over it.
FAP FAP FAP
It looks like it’s been chewed on.
It looks like Samantha Ronson. Bad hair and angry.
OMG, is that a vaginal wart on that thing?
looks like my dog’s rawhide chew toy
Personally I love it!
Oh, that’s where I left my baloney sandwich… now I remember!
Fuckin A #7, can you come up with a new joke? If you can’t, you’re obviously eating your mom’s diseased, puss infected, pimply-from-being-poorly-shaved vagina.
@ Funeral Guy
Hilarious, I saw that sh*t right away!! poor gal
Her vagina looks like it’s gone 15 rounds with a boxing kangaroo. Superficial writer! I know you’re reading this! Hire me! It’s just science.
it would be so awesome to fuck her. Nothing validates my manhood like knowing I am the 4,004, 427 person to do it.
the hot pink thing with fringes looks more like something that should be fucked that that blanched diseased prune thing…
Obviously she was harmlessly displaying herself in the whore position when out of nowhere a pap swooped in for the unsuspecting shot. I hope this doesn’t hurt her chances at the topless place. Things really seemed to be falling into place for her.
Herpes or HPV? Both.
look at pics 3 & 4, her hair is more thin than mine, and im a 36 yr old dude.
id lick it all night long
mmmmmmmmmmm
Is everyone here hallucinating? All I can see is a person brutally harassed by photographers, paparazzi, tabloid eaters etc.
Be careful, Lindsay. You are clutching that bindle way too tightly. The coke is going to sweat into the paper and send you into a psychotic lesbian rage when you get into the club bathroom and realize there’s nothing left to pack up your crotch sniffing honker.
LOOKS GOOD TO ME
Wow, the paparazzi is really hard up for crotch shots. What? Not getting paid enough simply for stalking celebrities at the beach or grocery store? Jesus, this is wrong. Yes, she should be more careful and yes it looks like roast beef (and i’m pretty sure thats the end of a tampon string, not a wart). But come on, how many girls can honestly say they would be 100% innocent of flashing a camera (if there WAS one) while getting out of an automobile? This is just ridiculous and fuckin sexual harassment.
That’s no labia. It’s a battle station!
If I came out the club with my cock hanging out I’d get arrested.
You losers act like you’ve never seen an actually vagina before. Besides how is this her fault the camera is basically looking up her dress and the flash took care of the rest. I say whatever.
That’s not a vagina, that’s a ball.
…gnarly.
Are those her panties in her hand?
Also, I don’t think that that’s a wart or a tampon string. I think that she’s leaking someone’s…deposit.
Nasty. Some vagina’s just look really bad like a guy with a severely bent dick. Just nasty.
All Lindsey has to do is stop whoring at 2am in the morning.
we’re supposed to get horny now?
sorry, I PREFER HERPES!!
Scars and tooth marks……. now i know where they shoved Kuato at the end of Total Recall.
Scars and tooth marks……. now i know where they shoved Kuato at the end of Total Recall.
Scars and tooth marks……. now i know where they shoved Kuato at the end of Total Recall.
Scars and tooth marks……. now i know where they shoved Kuato at the end of Total Recall.
ewww pathetic, disgusting i wanna throw out, like wearing micro skirts? close your freaking legs!
@26 shes definately going bald, she has hair extensions can u imagine how would she look like with out them? omg!
The laser hair removal ad that popped up at the top of the page was a nice touch.
tampon string, people.
It’s photoshop
sorry
I can’t see a thing what’s the big deal