Lindsay Lohan was spotted at Hyde yesterday looking like she just made out with a puffer fish. Which is my sly way of implying she got lip injections without saying she got lip injections. See how I did that? I’m like a ninja with words.
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y3n0 | October 19, 2006 at 6:22 pm
stop the insanity!
MrsHoilman | October 19, 2006 at 6:22 pm
:()
screammylungzout | October 19, 2006 at 6:22 pm
hmm. a good change for once.
MrsHoilman | October 19, 2006 at 6:23 pm
:()
ApacheRose | October 19, 2006 at 6:23 pm
You’d think she’d just have some of her excess chin fat sucked out and injected back into her lips, but no. The double chin’s still there.
Giggles | October 19, 2006 at 6:26 pm
What a freak show. Is this a funny picture or did she get collagen?
BarbadoSlim | October 19, 2006 at 6:29 pm
Remember whoring and skanking, well Lindsay is bringing it all back, big time.
hav-a-tampa | October 19, 2006 at 6:46 pm
HAhahahahaha….. She so Proud of Her New Lips. LOOK AT ME …LOOK AT ME….
buzz_clik | October 19, 2006 at 6:48 pm
#6 – I don’t see why the two have to mutually exclusive…
hav-a-tampa | October 19, 2006 at 6:49 pm
who’s that poor girl behind her, looking like she just got in a fight with someone? haha..
outoftown | October 19, 2006 at 6:52 pm
this girl is trash trash trash.
Dory | October 19, 2006 at 7:01 pm
They actually dont look that bad BUT STILL really did she have to, what was wrong with her old lips…
and leave the double chin alone. It’s not that I’m a Lindsay lover or anything but I’ve got the same shaped face as her and I’ve got the same minidouble chin… sucks but true. It’s not fat its just the shape. I’m gonna sulk like a five year old now. Sitting in the corner. Leave me alone.
BarbadoSlim | October 19, 2006 at 7:02 pm
good eye #10 looks like the creepy chic from The Grudge.
Dory | October 19, 2006 at 7:03 pm
OH MY GOD and I just scrolled down to the bottom of pic 2 after looking again at the lips. WHat the Hell is with the socks/stockings and ankle boots. Idiot looks dumber than ever wearing that. Stupid hollywood fashion trends. Wearing what Kirstin Idiunskt wears is NOT COOL!
RichPort | October 19, 2006 at 7:06 pm
That, folks, is a text book example of blow job lips… c’mon, ladies, you know what I mean…
BarbadoSlim | October 19, 2006 at 7:13 pm
I’ll tell you another thing about this skankbot, she’s flabby and her legs are funny-lookin’
SuperWoman | October 19, 2006 at 7:15 pm
holy angelina jolie….!!!
assfacecocknocker | October 19, 2006 at 7:16 pm
shes fat but id still drop a length in the bitch
eboughey | October 19, 2006 at 7:22 pm
I don’t think she looks any different. Just a weird angle…
kittiesarecute | October 19, 2006 at 7:23 pm
I know how much she loves Angelina Jolie so now she’s trying to become her. Will never happen.
cerisier | October 19, 2006 at 7:25 pm
Navy socks? wtf?
JB Fletcher | October 19, 2006 at 7:39 pm
Guys come on,those arent silicone.
she is so full of harry mortons sperm that her lips are about to explode.
Italian Stallion | October 19, 2006 at 7:45 pm
She really needs to close her legs more often. I’ve seen those nasty puffy lips one to many times……………..
InstantAsshat-AddFame | October 19, 2006 at 7:45 pm
Those are the same shoes she wore when she flashed her ‘cotton tights panel.’ And they’re stull fugly, too. Unless you’re kinda into that whole dominatrix thing, which I suppose could be true, but I think she’s the sub. No Domme would let her slave grab-ass her in public. She’d take it out of his hide later and do him with her strap-on…while wearing those shoes.
BigJim | October 19, 2006 at 7:55 pm
Uh, which set of lips are we talking about? So much pipe has been laid into this whore that I expect that the thunder down under is about ready to drag on the ground if she didn’t have so extra reinforced panties keeping them in place.
CelebSlam.com | October 19, 2006 at 8:07 pm
Cocaine will usually do that to you
http://www.celebslam.com
polypam | October 19, 2006 at 8:07 pm
Puffy lips to go with her puffy knees. Will this girl stop at nothing for fashion?
slantingthroughdarkness | October 19, 2006 at 8:10 pm
Shanna didn’t punch her too I hope.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
CruisingForCock | October 19, 2006 at 8:15 pm
It really pisses me off when people have so much money and they dress so bad. There is just no excuse for it.
DiamondStudded | October 19, 2006 at 8:40 pm
I guess she figured she’d have two sets of fugly lips. “Matching Pair” if you will..
DrunkBlogger | October 19, 2006 at 8:42 pm
I don’t know about you guys, but I just called Yahoo to have them set up DSL. I have no idea why though, no idea what made me think of that…
JumpingIrish | October 19, 2006 at 8:50 pm
#24- That was actually the first thing that popped into my head too. Those freaking shoes! They were ugly the first time we saw them and they are still ugly now. As for them being dominatrix, I would have to disagree. Dominatrix shoes would be more along the lines of to the knee with lots of buckles and spikes. Her shoes need to be ritualistically burned. But that’s just my opinion.
hilaroushillary | October 19, 2006 at 8:51 pm
whoa, who’s this person in the 3rd pic??? Hey, scared the crap out of me! Have a look ?? IN the first person this person seems to have a fiery red NECK??? WTF … I’m so confused.
and yeah, I noticed the same fugly shoes as with the burlesque outfit .. Blowhan is so .. yuck.
hilaroushillary | October 19, 2006 at 8:52 pm
must be: “in the first pic” …. female person wearing an equally black outfit as blowhan ..
ER | October 19, 2006 at 10:39 pm
It’s not just her lips. She looks like she got stung by a bee and is having a BAD reaction…lips, face, legs….can you say epinephrine?
Angry Ferret Jones | October 19, 2006 at 11:29 pm
Maybe Sarah Jean can help her dress:
Pashmina shawls are not a
trend item, they are a wardrobe must-have for all ladies. There are many stores selling Pashmina shawls and scarves out there, but I can tell you from personal experience that The Pashmina Store has the best shawls, all excellent quality, and they are shipped to you in record time. I highly recommend them!
Sarah-Jean Ballard
Editor-in-Chief & Publisher
“The Fashionable Housewife”
Editor-in-Chief & Publisher???
You live in a trailer!! Not a mobile home, an actual camp trailer!!
Angry Ferret Jones | October 19, 2006 at 11:30 pm
Comments?
contact@sarahjean.org
Angry Ferret Jones | October 19, 2006 at 11:32 pm
This kills me. Read this, and understand that next to it is a pic of Sarah Jean in a low-cut top with her tits poking out, and a “come to the trailer and nail me” look on her face!!!
“FAITH: My faith defies who I am. Jesus is the most important thing in my life. I want to make an impact in my generation.”
http://thehousewife.blogsplot.net/sarahjean/about.html
Angry Ferret Jones | October 19, 2006 at 11:43 pm
I call this page “Photo Journal of My Multiple Personalities”
http://thehousewife.blogsplot.net/sarahjean/gallery.html
Angry Ferret Jones | October 19, 2006 at 11:45 pm
My favorite pic? This semi-porn photo of Sarah about to get 4 inches of hot man love.
http://delectual.blogsplot.net/my-files/gallery/c_21.jpg
Angry Ferret Jones | October 19, 2006 at 11:46 pm
Oh man.
Do you guys remember this dude? He was ‘The Wizard of OZ’ from Sarah-Jean’s wedding. I guess he is dead. That sucks, because he looks like he could totally party his ass off.
http://sarahjean.marysremnant.org/blair/home.html
Angry Ferret Jones | October 19, 2006 at 11:49 pm
Hehe. She doesn’t like chatting I guess.
http://edit.yahoo.com/config/send_webmesg?.target=delectual&.src=pg
Angry Ferret Jones | October 19, 2006 at 11:50 pm
HAHA. Oh man, good times.
aim:goim?screenname=delectual&message=Hello+Are+you+there?
Angry Ferret Jones | October 19, 2006 at 11:54 pm
Anyway.
Anger.
Wrath.
Betrayal.
Etc.
It was a simple rule, really. So easy to follow.
Stay Out.
TheRedInk | October 20, 2006 at 12:01 am
too much head, only one day
sexybitch | October 20, 2006 at 2:16 am
I owe you, Ferret, for the SJ site link. Or maybe not.
Flaming hell, couldn’t her spazjack husband pack any more vowels into his name? Since he’s the smart one, maybe he can tell her how to spell “believe”.
After having spent some time in Maine there are parts of it where ass-scratching is a legit way to while away the time when not eating beans, but “Outfit of the Day” updates???
However, I am thrilled to know how to make a ponytail (since I had that nasty fall off the slide in kindergarden it’s a skill, along with eating with a fork, that has sadly eluded me for years) and am equally heartened to know that leggings are the latest trend. (Glamour magazine only scooped her by 8 months or so, but WTF, it’s Maine, after all. Pass the beans.)
Marjolein | October 20, 2006 at 2:56 am
Still.. with all the ads she must make a buck or 2
On Linds, hard to admit but her face looks decent. What’s wrong with me today :s
biatcho | October 20, 2006 at 4:26 am
oh my god, navy blue socks with black ankle boots & a smock. And she has fat knees. It makes me want to punch things.
BarbadoSlim | October 20, 2006 at 4:56 am
And once again the METS CHOKED this is why NY should only have one team, my beloved Yankees.
mets are teh sucketh
BarbadoSlim | October 20, 2006 at 5:08 am
Oh, and i’d been staying away from this Sarah Jean thing but I just went on that site and DAMN.
And what’s with the overuse of “delectual” is that even a word? Sounds like something the intellectually challenged use to make themselves sound smart, like “paradigm” or “intelligent design”