Lindsay Lohan was spotted at Hyde yesterday looking like she just made out with a puffer fish. Which is my sly way of implying she got lip injections without saying she got lip injections. See how I did that? I’m like a ninja with words.
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stop the insanity!
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hmm. a good change for once.
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You’d think she’d just have some of her excess chin fat sucked out and injected back into her lips, but no. The double chin’s still there.
What a freak show. Is this a funny picture or did she get collagen?
Remember whoring and skanking, well Lindsay is bringing it all back, big time.
HAhahahahaha….. She so Proud of Her New Lips. LOOK AT ME …LOOK AT ME….
#6 – I don’t see why the two have to mutually exclusive…
who’s that poor girl behind her, looking like she just got in a fight with someone? haha..
this girl is trash trash trash.
They actually dont look that bad BUT STILL really did she have to, what was wrong with her old lips…
and leave the double chin alone. It’s not that I’m a Lindsay lover or anything but I’ve got the same shaped face as her and I’ve got the same minidouble chin… sucks but true. It’s not fat its just the shape. I’m gonna sulk like a five year old now. Sitting in the corner. Leave me alone.
good eye #10 looks like the creepy chic from The Grudge.
OH MY GOD and I just scrolled down to the bottom of pic 2 after looking again at the lips. WHat the Hell is with the socks/stockings and ankle boots. Idiot looks dumber than ever wearing that. Stupid hollywood fashion trends. Wearing what Kirstin Idiunskt wears is NOT COOL!
That, folks, is a text book example of blow job lips… c’mon, ladies, you know what I mean…
I’ll tell you another thing about this skankbot, she’s flabby and her legs are funny-lookin’
holy angelina jolie….!!!
shes fat but id still drop a length in the bitch
I don’t think she looks any different. Just a weird angle…
I know how much she loves Angelina Jolie so now she’s trying to become her. Will never happen.
Navy socks? wtf?
Guys come on,those arent silicone.
she is so full of harry mortons sperm that her lips are about to explode.
She really needs to close her legs more often. I’ve seen those nasty puffy lips one to many times……………..
Those are the same shoes she wore when she flashed her ‘cotton tights panel.’ And they’re stull fugly, too. Unless you’re kinda into that whole dominatrix thing, which I suppose could be true, but I think she’s the sub. No Domme would let her slave grab-ass her in public. She’d take it out of his hide later and do him with her strap-on…while wearing those shoes.
Uh, which set of lips are we talking about? So much pipe has been laid into this whore that I expect that the thunder down under is about ready to drag on the ground if she didn’t have so extra reinforced panties keeping them in place.
Cocaine will usually do that to you
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Puffy lips to go with her puffy knees. Will this girl stop at nothing for fashion?
Shanna didn’t punch her too I hope.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
It really pisses me off when people have so much money and they dress so bad. There is just no excuse for it.
I guess she figured she’d have two sets of fugly lips. “Matching Pair” if you will..
I don’t know about you guys, but I just called Yahoo to have them set up DSL. I have no idea why though, no idea what made me think of that…
#24- That was actually the first thing that popped into my head too. Those freaking shoes! They were ugly the first time we saw them and they are still ugly now. As for them being dominatrix, I would have to disagree. Dominatrix shoes would be more along the lines of to the knee with lots of buckles and spikes. Her shoes need to be ritualistically burned. But that’s just my opinion.
whoa, who’s this person in the 3rd pic??? Hey, scared the crap out of me! Have a look ?? IN the first person this person seems to have a fiery red NECK??? WTF … I’m so confused.
and yeah, I noticed the same fugly shoes as with the burlesque outfit .. Blowhan is so .. yuck.
must be: “in the first pic” …. female person wearing an equally black outfit as blowhan ..
It’s not just her lips. She looks like she got stung by a bee and is having a BAD reaction…lips, face, legs….can you say epinephrine?
Maybe Sarah Jean can help her dress:
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This kills me. Read this, and understand that next to it is a pic of Sarah Jean in a low-cut top with her tits poking out, and a “come to the trailer and nail me” look on her face!!!
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Oh man.
Do you guys remember this dude? He was ‘The Wizard of OZ’ from Sarah-Jean’s wedding. I guess he is dead. That sucks, because he looks like he could totally party his ass off.
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Hehe. She doesn’t like chatting I guess.
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HAHA. Oh man, good times.
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Anyway.
Anger.
Wrath.
Betrayal.
Etc.
It was a simple rule, really. So easy to follow.
Stay Out.
too much head, only one day
I owe you, Ferret, for the SJ site link. Or maybe not.
Flaming hell, couldn’t her spazjack husband pack any more vowels into his name? Since he’s the smart one, maybe he can tell her how to spell “believe”.
After having spent some time in Maine there are parts of it where ass-scratching is a legit way to while away the time when not eating beans, but “Outfit of the Day” updates???
However, I am thrilled to know how to make a ponytail (since I had that nasty fall off the slide in kindergarden it’s a skill, along with eating with a fork, that has sadly eluded me for years) and am equally heartened to know that leggings are the latest trend. (Glamour magazine only scooped her by 8 months or so, but WTF, it’s Maine, after all. Pass the beans.)
Still.. with all the ads she must make a buck or 2
On Linds, hard to admit but her face looks decent. What’s wrong with me today :s
oh my god, navy blue socks with black ankle boots & a smock. And she has fat knees. It makes me want to punch things.
And once again the METS CHOKED this is why NY should only have one team, my beloved Yankees.
mets are teh sucketh
Oh, and i’d been staying away from this Sarah Jean thing but I just went on that site and DAMN.
And what’s with the overuse of “delectual” is that even a word? Sounds like something the intellectually challenged use to make themselves sound smart, like “paradigm” or “intelligent design”