Lindsay Lohan has many chins

October 3rd, 2006 // 64 Comments
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Linsday Lohan was spotted at Koi looking like however you would describe the above picture. Fat comes to mind. As does old. And doughy. So basically she’s the Pillsbury Dough Boy. Only with more chins and not nearly as cute and lovable. Slightly more pale too.

More of Lindsay looking like she needs to lay off the sausage (pun!) after the jump.


  1. tsarinaamanda

    And I would NEVER, EVER want to be a celebrity, especially not Lindsay Hohan. Fame just isn’t my thing. I actually ENJOY having a private life, and there are plenty of more fulfilling things for us to do with our lives than want to be on a stupid-ass gossip rag’s “Most Beautiful People” list. And I’M gonna earn my money the old-fashioned way: wait for my parents to kick off and be a trust-fund baby! So THERE!

  2. Sensei Terry Silver

    that first pic looks like fucking boy george(flattering profile)

  3. tara

    #50 since she’s as bad as all that why waste your time typing the snivelling drivel?

  4. KelKel

    She is looking BUSTED as usual,she looks more like a spotted Koi rather than spotted at the Koi.

  5. ImaCracka

    Oh my…. what a slack jawed friggin skank…..

    Put down the drinks and do a friggin sit up…..

    Herbie would be soooo ashamed!!!!!

  6. Gob I am so SICK of stories about Kirstie Alley!

  7. tsarinaamanda

    @53-

    Just exactly which part of my comment was “snivelling”? And basically that’s the POINT of this site, to talk shit about these useless celebs and their lame, ass-kissing fans who think everyone who dislikes their fave celeb is “jealous”. So sorry it didn’t meet your high standards, I’m sure everything YOU type is pure gold, right?

  8. Jessie

    In the first picture, she is not looking down – her chin is upright (compare it to the posts on the fence). So yes, she does have a double chin, which is hard to accomplish while being arorexic at the same time. That was a really unflattery picture of her; forget the double chin, her eyes look puffy & her skin looks bad. Actually, she reminded me of Liz Taylor after she went to seed!

    She looks a lot prettier in the 2nd and 3rd pics.

    I think she should enroll in some place like Canyon Ranch for three months and get cleaned up, if she doesn’t want her career to come to a complete stop. Even a 20-yr-old can’t survive on a diet of coke, cigarettes, booze, and no sleep before it starts to show in her face.

  9. Jessie

    *unflattering*, I mean.

  10. Its a fact of life, if you use enough coke, you can finally get fat again after being thin. When you finally get your appetite you just binge on junk food and have no motivation to exercise. I think this would accurately describe whats up with LiLo.

  11. herbiefrog

    …many days later…

    #50 actually…

    we like the way she looks

    apparently we cant say that here
    she’s a f’in skank [is that better?]
    hello?
    excuse me?
    there’re people here
    waiting :)

    hello :)

    you came back :)

    actually someone noticed the boy…

    hey…
    sounds like youre learning
    trust noone
    the truth is out there
    etc

  12. Why

    So we pick on he when she looks too thin, and we pick on her when she looks too fat. I think I get it now!

  13. she’s always been kind of chubby…at least her face has

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