Linsday Lohan was spotted at Koi looking like however you would describe the above picture. Fat comes to mind. As does old. And doughy. So basically she’s the Pillsbury Dough Boy. Only with more chins and not nearly as cute and lovable. Slightly more pale too.
More of Lindsay looking like she needs to lay off the sausage (pun!) after the jump.
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keys open doors | October 3, 2006 at 8:30 am
lindsay sucks in more ways than one
CelebSlam.com | October 3, 2006 at 8:35 am
Isn’t there surgery for that?
http://www.celebslam.com
Italian Stallion | October 3, 2006 at 8:36 am
That bitch has Peter Griffin chin, and I’m sure thats not the first time anyones seen her with balls on her chin…………….
thebor | October 3, 2006 at 8:36 am
Is she fucking falling down in the last picture. This girl is a train wreck! I didn’t think coke made you fat. Huh go figure.
bigponie | October 3, 2006 at 8:37 am
in the last pic, what a douche tripping on her own feet.
10pennypixel.com | October 3, 2006 at 8:38 am
Chintastic!
http://www.10pennypixel.com/
Madrid Marriott | October 3, 2006 at 8:40 am
Aw, keep your chins up, Lindsay. The photo might be unflattering, but those extra chins give you more padding for all that up-and-down head-bobbing you do when you smole pole.
RichPort | October 3, 2006 at 8:45 am
That pouch under her chin is necessary. Much like a snake dislodging it’s jaw to consume large prey, so too must Ms. Lohan skin and jaw remain flexible to accommodate any size man meat. As for the last pic, she always been figuratively trippin’ anyway…
GirlyGirl | October 3, 2006 at 8:48 am
Ok, I was torn before but now I’ve decided that I definitely DON’T like the leggings trend. It does look like she’s falling down in the last picture! Damn, Lindsay is a spaz!
NotANiceGirl | October 3, 2006 at 8:57 am
She is just looking like Britney when she was all sloppy and pregnant during the Matt Lauer interview! Except Brit was pregnant and she is country y’all!
Hey Hohan- what’s your excuse???
arthurfonzarelli | October 3, 2006 at 8:58 am
It’s pretty obvious that she’s eating a few too many Twinkies. But I’ll take the extra chins if she goes back up to a D-Cup.
And morons, she’s not tripping. It’s called going up steps.
AmishDude | October 3, 2006 at 9:03 am
Mr Stallion.. Alabama Hotpocket…. that is just gross.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Alabama+hotpocket
CUS | October 3, 2006 at 9:03 am
Her chin is as saggy as Paris’ ass.
Cruzadas | October 3, 2006 at 9:05 am
I’d push that chin in with my dick.
DrDanny | October 3, 2006 at 9:08 am
Well, she _is_ just as ugly as any other freckle-infested bint, bless her heart.
Troller | October 3, 2006 at 9:09 am
She looks like Stockard Channing – who is what like 64?
Not a good look for a 20 yo.
Gravehunter | October 3, 2006 at 9:10 am
Oh dear, she looks horrible, but she’s at the Ivy, not Koi. See the picket fence?
RichPort | October 3, 2006 at 9:16 am
#11 – I usually go up steps face first too. Thanks for the clarification.
Adult Underoos | October 3, 2006 at 9:19 am
her neck looks swollen… perhaps her firecrotch is infected?
hippo & rhino undies –> http://funderpants.com
Italian Stallion | October 3, 2006 at 9:19 am
@ 12 LOL…..
@11 Who you calling morons Fonzi? I hope the shark gets you this time……….
UNWASHEDMASSES | October 3, 2006 at 9:32 am
Is this scunt going out of her way to look as old as possible? I could see it when she was trying to get into the clubs, but this is ridiculous. She’s ginger-fair and she tans waaaay too much. She parties like it’s 1999, with rum and cocaine, and she single-handedly makes sure the offspring of the wealthy are kept well-fucked. Never goes to bed until greeted by the sun and drinks Jack Daniels straight up. Her diet consists of french fries, toast and semen. It must be her goal to look 45 when she’s 28. Plastic surgery can only do so much, Linds. You should know that being on your third cunt-tuck.
Dee | October 3, 2006 at 9:44 am
That type of lifestyle takes it’s toll on your looks, and she didnt look that good to begin with.
Dee | October 3, 2006 at 9:46 am
Oh and she is still anorexic looking, shes not fat it’s that her skin is starting to sag.
KevinTheProdigy.com | October 3, 2006 at 9:55 am
Cardio Baby Cardio!!!!!
What else do these people have to do other than workout and act.
Once I get to LA I will have a six pack for life, ripped jaw line, and one killer package!!!
And yes a double chin is fat, tighten up baby!
pinky_nip | October 3, 2006 at 9:55 am
More chins than a chinese phonebook.
NunoH | October 3, 2006 at 9:59 am
“14. Posted by Cruzadas on October 3, 2006 9:05 AM
I’d push that chin in with my dick.”
lol
Amy3000 | October 3, 2006 at 10:12 am
@ number 18…couldn’t have said it better myself! and @ number 11, if this is how you walk up stairs, you must constantly look like a retard trying to hump a doorknob. You win the daily douche award!
Angry Ferret Jones | October 3, 2006 at 10:13 am
Damn you Pinky, I was just going there. :)
Wampoon.com | October 3, 2006 at 10:15 am
I want to lick her freckles!
http://wampoon.com
HolisticWisdomcom | October 3, 2006 at 10:15 am
Good god, when any of us put our face down we get a double chin… at least the people I know. Granted we all eat food unlike many of the starving starlets.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
integridad | October 3, 2006 at 10:25 am
#17
You’ve obviously never been to The Ivy…
It may be a picket fence, but it’s not theirs.
Libraesque | October 3, 2006 at 10:30 am
JESUS, aren’t there any alcoholics out there in Superficial Land? Chins are what happens when you drinkiedrinkie too much, it bloats your face and lower abs.
I still think she’s fucking gorgeous, a real hot mess
sortit | October 3, 2006 at 10:39 am
lohan, gb2/sunscreen/
BoognishRising | October 3, 2006 at 10:40 am
A squirrels uses it’s cheek pouches for storing large quantities of nuts.
Ditto Lohan.
Aura | October 3, 2006 at 11:04 am
Why force the girl to being anorexic / bullimic or whatever disorders are hip these days??
She is better off with a double chin.
Aura | October 3, 2006 at 11:05 am
Why force the girl to going back to being anorexic/bullimic or whatever disorders are hip these days?? She is better off with a double chin.
shell | October 3, 2006 at 11:06 am
You’d think with all the dick she sucks that her chin muscles would be nice and taut
UnwriteThis | October 3, 2006 at 11:13 am
In the first picture, she looks like Britney Spears.
ChevelleOnDubs | October 3, 2006 at 11:44 am
I hate this whore more than anybody here and I’m willing to bet money on that. But damn, this bitch can’t win. As bad as I want her to be, she’s not fat. Superfish should just be happy that dumpster cunt is hiding her ass pimples and not offending our eyes by parading around Harry’s house in one of those ugly ass bikinis. She’s so pale she reminds me of all the skits that Dave Chapelle does when he’s playing that white dude. I think she’s following in Matthew McConaughey’s footsteps by transforming herself into “Nancy” from The Craft. Pretty soon we’ll be reading about how she got all tooted up, dressed in black, went to Fez’s house and pushed him out a window. Then you’ll hear about how she broke into Hilary Duff’s house and cut off all her hair while she was sleeping. Come to think of it, her mom is almost identical to Nancy’s, too.
happy_bunny | October 3, 2006 at 11:50 am
But I thought she was an anorexic cokehead only 5 minutes ago.
It’s just a camera angle. Damn, people.
September_bebe | October 3, 2006 at 1:34 pm
hey, it’s better than when she was all skin and bones! her face looks like it’s aged 20 more years than she already is, but at least she doesn’t look like a corpse anymore
brennreyn | October 3, 2006 at 1:39 pm
Honestly, it’s criticism like this that made her anorexic. God forbid she should look like a normal human being.
I don’t like Lindsay Lohan and there are almost never any flattering photos of her anymore as she’s always out partying and being slutty, but criticizing someone for being fat when they’ve recovered from anorexia?
That’s just mean.
HollyJ | October 3, 2006 at 1:55 pm
That’s her mandibular cum-sac, people. Keep up. She stores it so she can roll it around on her tongue throughout the day and savor the flavor.
“just a pinch ‘tween yer cheek an’ gum”
Carrie Catastrophe | October 3, 2006 at 3:17 pm
the only thing i don’t understand, is why everyone was so fucking upset when she was skinny, but now that she actually packed a few pounds on, the whole world is calling her fat? welcome to america … christ.
herbiefrog | October 3, 2006 at 3:48 pm
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stagegurl | October 3, 2006 at 5:11 pm
holy shit you people are such assholes it blows my mind. she’s too skinny, she’s too fat, why doesn’t she wear more clothes? why is she wearing all of those clothes? she looks like a whore. she looks like a bag lady. ENOUGH! why don’t you leave this bitch alone for gods sake? your jealousy is transparent and pathetic. no you are not lindsay lohan. deal with it and go build real lives for yourselves as real non-celebrity people. you are not going to be in People magazine’s most beautiful people issue. try to pick up the pieces and move on.
sundaybl00dysunday | October 3, 2006 at 6:39 pm
Yeah right!! its the jealousy! hahahaha
I think people should be soooo jealous of having a firecrotch, or being a drug addict sperm pillow used and abused by… lets see… everybody!!!
Ok those images are just the result of her love for self destruction.
lowsodium | October 3, 2006 at 8:00 pm
She’s a hard drinking, hard partying, hard fucking post teen. The double chin is simply a badge of honor.
May | October 3, 2006 at 8:29 pm
I heard she likes implants, but that chin was put in a bit too low.
Poor Hohan
tsarinaamanda | October 3, 2006 at 8:31 pm
Sigh…ok #46, you half-assed troll, I’ll bite. Let me explain this in the simplest terms possible…NOBODY IS JEALOUS OF HOHAN. This bitch is only 20, and looks at LEAST 40. She happens to be one of the UGLY natural redheads, with all the freckles and the pasty-pale skin, which just happens to be prone to aging VERY badly, especially when you subsist on a diet of cum, booze, coke, and cigarettes. She has a BAD boob job, those puppies are up to her chin, she has NO hips, and looks ATROCIOUS in a bikini. From what I saw of her firecrotch in a few pics, her labia looks grossly malformed, possibly requiring a vaginoplasty from Dr. 90210. She cannot dress, she has fucked 3/4ths of Hollywood, possibly resulting in numerous STDs, she cannot act OR sing, and she is a HUGE joke. Her mother is an overbearing stage mom who tries to be her fucked-up daughter’s best friend instead of HELPING her, hoping that she will kick off early from an overdose or something so she will get her greedy claws into Hohan’s pocketbook, her dad is a drug-addicted criminal, and her younger sister looks like a cross between a troll and an Oompa-Loompa. The poor, ugly thing is a walking timebomb set to explode SOON. What exactly is there to be jealous OF? Please, enlighten us. And if you are the ONE member of her fan club, then you are at the WRONG place. This is the SUPERFICIAL, not the Hohan Orgy Message Board. We come here to talk SHIT about these useless, pointless wastes of space and life called “celebrities”, not kiss their asses. Ok?