Lindsay Lohan has it together

April 15th, 2010 // 68 Comments

Seen here stumbling out of Bar 210 last night, Lindsay Lohan skipped a deposition yesterday in the case involving her allegedly hijacking an employee’s car in an insane car chase. Because why defend yourself from jail time when you can try on clothes then drink mojitos until you believe you were a test tube baby? TMZ reports:

Just hours after Lindsay bailed on an important deposition — where she was supposed to answer accusations stemming from an alleged alcohol-fueled car chase in 2007 — LiLo was seen browsing in a Beverly Hills clothing boutique.
Lindsay claimed she was too busy to attend the all-day deposition.

The lawyers essentially said if Lindsay didn’t stay for an entire day it wasn’t worth having her giving a deposition at all. Which makes no fucking sense. Who even tries to depose Lindsay Lohan in the first place? Seriously, does anyone think she remembers a thing that happened more than five seconds ago? She spends 90% of her day walking around startled at her surroundings. “Where’d this bar come from?” “How’d all that coke just disappear?” “Why’s there a penis in my mouth?”

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  1. justifiable

    #48 The fact that you need to trot out your vaunted Mensa membership to “prove” how smart you are on a gossip site means you have a lot more wrong with you than you think. That, and your statement that “there ain’t much wrong with her” speaks for itself. Your arrogance in assuming you’re the only one who’s familiar with substance abuse is stunning. What you haven’t yet realized is that your experience with drugs and alcohol (and really, who cares how many people you and Lohan have had sex with?) isn’t universal – and to smugly assume everyone can handle them and then rebound just like you claim you did just confirms my previous opinion – that you’re the one with no fuckin’ clue.

    P.S. It’s the internet – so next time you’re trying to impress, you might consider claiming you graduated from Harvard magna cum laude since Mensa doesn’t really cut it here.

  2. she used to be a really good actress but shes ruined it with all the drugs and booze, shes barely regonizable from Mean Girls.

  3. sgfgffd

    Dont you idiots get it…Lindsay Lohan is RICH. Nothing happens to rich white people as far as the law is concerned in this country, and it was designed that way (just check out the Declaration of Independence). Do you know why she is rich? Because she makes shitloads of money off these “candid” paparazzi shots

  4. so nice and so beautilful girl and star in this world .i am wander what she want to do then

  5. I like them natural and the bigger the nipple the better. I don’t mind fakes as long as they look natural.

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  8. Rob Lowe and Sean Penn. After graduating he decided to be an actor, as well as his brother or his father. who should be more insulted, but let’s just assume it’s since he was little and made movies together with his friends Lindsay because she’s out there trying her best. “Dammit, when’s someone gonna say they’ve pulled a me?!” *snoooorrt

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  9. see your lovely face, my heart even in such a cold will find a warm rainy night, but unfortunately, you’re not next to me.

  10. into a cloud of dust proves we still understand very little about the human body.”
    when he’s found hanging by his suspenders…. David Carradine-style.

  11. Your arrogance in assuming you’re the only one who’s familiar with substance abuse is stunning
    That, and your statement that “there ain’t much wrong with her” speaks for itself. .

  12. parissucksliterally

    I agree that is fucking infuriating that this girl is on probation, gets photographed wasted every fucking day, yet there are no consequences. Any of us would have been in jail months ago.

  13. Here, just about that damned Lindsay’s court case there, you’ll be just fine forget I can not stand her legs! They are disgusting, and PWT are staying true to the roots, he is showing them in a pair of black daisy dukes jeans made off. Who is she? Does … Ugh whats sad that she did not like this. She was a cute kid. That may be pretty and she may have had some class, its not like he’s stuck in tar or some hills.

  14. lindsay hep ayn? hiç de?i?miyor arkada? anlamad?m gitti

  15. At 18, he married a wife. But only a few months, daughter to sell all his property escaped her family.

  16. At 18, he married a wife. But only a few months, daughter to sell all his property escaped her family.

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