Lindsay Lohan has it together

The Superficial / April 15, 2010

Seen here stumbling out of Bar 210 last night, Lindsay Lohan skipped a deposition yesterday in the case involving her allegedly hijacking an employee’s car in an insane car chase. Because why defend yourself from jail time when you can try on clothes then drink mojitos until you believe you were a test tube baby? TMZ reports:

Just hours after Lindsay bailed on an important deposition — where she was supposed to answer accusations stemming from an alleged alcohol-fueled car chase in 2007 — LiLo was seen browsing in a Beverly Hills clothing boutique.
Lindsay claimed she was too busy to attend the all-day deposition.

The lawyers essentially said if Lindsay didn’t stay for an entire day it wasn’t worth having her giving a deposition at all. Which makes no fucking sense. Who even tries to depose Lindsay Lohan in the first place? Seriously, does anyone think she remembers a thing that happened more than five seconds ago? She spends 90% of her day walking around startled at her surroundings. “Where’d this bar come from?” “How’d all that coke just disappear?” “Why’s there a penis in my mouth?”