Here’s a slightly less Gollum-y looking Lindsay Lohan on the set of Machete in Texas yesterday, and I don’t know what I’m more surprised by: That Lindsay actually found work, or that she’s wearing a nude bra which means she won’t go topless on camera. Seriously, how she’s not doing porn by now defies all logic and reason, so you’d think Lindsay would be open to pretty much anything to act in a studio film. Unless, of course, she agreed to have a threesome with Robert Rodriguez and Rose McGowan which, now that I think about it, was probably the case. Forget I said anything.
NOTE: The fake breasts behind Lindsay? Ali’s.
Photos: Splash News
DiamondJ | August 13, 2009 at 11:27 am
First! Ugly girl.
DiamondJ | August 13, 2009 at 11:27 am
First! Ugly girl.
DiamondJ | August 13, 2009 at 11:27 am
First! Ugly girl.
DiamondJ | August 13, 2009 at 11:27 am
First! Ugly girl.
DiamondJ | August 13, 2009 at 11:27 am
First! Ugly girl.
LIzzy | August 13, 2009 at 11:28 am
She is so ugly. She looks like a homeless person.
Deacon Jones | August 13, 2009 at 11:32 am
What is that white shit around her armpit, bra???
FISH, you’ll shit your pants at the pics of Bar Rapheal that hit Twitter today. She looks 10 times better than her SI photo spread
Don Boogie | August 13, 2009 at 11:32 am
I wouldn’t fuck her with Lady Ga Ga’s dick.
Narcissist | August 13, 2009 at 11:33 am
Think I’ve lost faith in her.
Tabby Cat | August 13, 2009 at 11:34 am
THIS is what she looks like at 23? My GOD she looks awful!
ROUGH Daddy | August 13, 2009 at 11:36 am
She is pathetic # 9 for spending 2 hours weeping outside Samuels house to open the door…
lulu | August 13, 2009 at 11:37 am
UMMM the WHITE SHIT is what isn’t being sprayed by her tanning solution. HAHAHAHA…looks terrible! She’d look better if she just laid off that stuff and stayed pale like she’s SUPPOSED to.
Dr. Kildare | August 13, 2009 at 11:39 am
I’m with #10. She looks 35. Wow.
havoc | August 13, 2009 at 11:41 am
Kudos to Lindsey!
For hiring a blind person to apply her fake tan.
.
Randal | August 13, 2009 at 11:43 am
Lindsay’s not looking good these days. On the the bright side, she’d be looking awesome if she was Demi Moore’s age and had not had plastic surgery. Another bright thought is if you left me and Lindsay in a room with a super horny Spencer (Heidi’s Spencer for those not in the know) is that I’m the one who would be corn holed so hard that I couldn’t sit for weeks.
Randal
Photoshop Police | August 13, 2009 at 11:45 am
she’s looked worse. I’d say she’s actually making progress.
looks like she’s actually eating again.. or someone got her off the coke for a few weeks.
Einstein On Stein | August 13, 2009 at 11:48 am
They should write a movie for her where she’s trapped on a train that’s going to wreck and dump gasoline on her and light her trainwreck gasoline soaked body on fire and call the movie “Trainwreck : This Could Happen To Your Daughter”. I’ll tell you right now something good is going to come from this coke fiend and that something is her going green when she runs out of money for her smack habit, she will live in a tree and eat bugs to save the planet.
www.thinspiration.info | August 13, 2009 at 11:51 am
Oh no – just when I thought she was looking healthier :(
Einstein Knows | August 13, 2009 at 11:53 am
I so wish I was the one who thought to say “she will live in a tree and eat bugs to save the planet”. It is great and not copyrighted. I’m stealing that line and basing a movie on it. Einstein has saved my career.
Sport | August 13, 2009 at 11:56 am
yuck. Never thought she was attractive and these pictures prove it.
Sally | August 13, 2009 at 11:58 am
The white is where her tits hung down when she was being spray tanned…lol….what an unattractive girl.
girl who likes lohan, yes, we exist, no, we are not lesbians. | August 13, 2009 at 11:58 am
Great, so we all have eyes. And apparently Lindsay Lohan is the first person you’ve ever saw who is forced to wear fake tan (aka she is too pale to tan in the sun, doesn’t just need her tan topped up, but completely out of the bottle)
This is what happens, it wears off in places where there’s friction or sweat (elbows, underarms, underboobs lol) that’s why people are still risking skin cancer to get real tans COS THE SHIT DON’T WORK
D | August 13, 2009 at 12:00 pm
I’d put $50 on there being nothing underneath that towel, but I sure as hell don’t want to be the one to check it out.
MCRun | August 13, 2009 at 12:04 pm
Skinny fat.
Also love the dark eyebrows with the bleached hair. LL – show us what color you have downstairs too!
Who’s the chick with the nice rack in the first couple of pictures?
MCRun | August 13, 2009 at 12:07 pm
Skinny fat.
Also love the dark eyebrows with the bleached hair. LL – show us what color you have downstairs too!
Who’s the chick with the nice rack in the first couple of pictures?
wtf | August 13, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Honestly fish, no one cares about LL any longer. Not even to make fun of her. It’s old, tired, and broken.
move-on-LL.org
Giggles | August 13, 2009 at 12:12 pm
Did she run into Ross Gellar at the tanning booth?
Maggie | August 13, 2009 at 12:20 pm
geez someone’s looking haggard
ThesePictureMakeJLHLookAwesome | August 13, 2009 at 12:24 pm
Jennifer Love Hewitt thanks Lindsay for having these pictures taken. By comparison she makes JLH look young and vital again.
debt relief | August 13, 2009 at 12:33 pm
she is so ugly when she got older
NEVER BACK DOWN MAN | August 13, 2009 at 12:34 pm
If she did porn it couldn’t be the A list stuff. She’s too disgustingly ugly. She’d be stuck in those B grade fetish porns, under the category “Freckles” or “Coked up Gollum”
dumb bitch. Any director that hires her can’t have any high hopes or real artistic integrity. Total sell out, and a stupid one at that.
Lain | August 13, 2009 at 12:35 pm
There’s someone in a black tanktop. Her hooters are SO fake.
Max Planck | August 13, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Lindsay Lohan…bag lady.
(Can someone get her a shopping cart at least?)
Oliver Chester The Molester Lester | August 13, 2009 at 12:52 pm
She looks dirty but those titties look fierce under that bra.
joe m | August 13, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Lindsay invents a tanning product that doesn’t cause cancer
and the jealous losers keep on hating her.
Saving lives is a bad thing according to them.
They also are jealous of 15 year-old Ali.
Going through angry and afraid is all they know.
Mickey0123 | August 13, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Isn’t this an appetizing photo. God, it is almost enought to make me swear off women. Thank God you ran the shots of Bar Rafaeli. I wasn’t ready to become a priest.
Upinya | August 13, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Wow, she’s 50 already?
Nameless | August 13, 2009 at 1:22 pm
Lindsay looks like she’s got that crap Kat Von D is peddling smear all over her body.
Mama Pinkus | August 13, 2009 at 1:36 pm
nasty
joakim | August 13, 2009 at 1:45 pm
she’s obviously thin already, but has she ever heard of hitting the gym? some muscle tone wouldn’t hurt with the way her skin just lays on her bones.
Superbiggerevil | August 13, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Hopefully, the machete will find it’s mark early in the film and save it from going straight to DVD.
uberoops.com | August 13, 2009 at 2:02 pm
Lindsay rocks!! I post her on my blog all the time, what a character she can be, plus she got a nice rack! ;)
Lilo looking very HOT here! kudos to the photg who got these on set pics!
joho777 | August 13, 2009 at 2:08 pm
i can’t believe that’s Ali behind Lindsay. Don’t tell me Ali’s gotten her implants already? She was flat as a board yesterday, and she is only 15.
Of course, Lindsay got her first set at 17 (in May 2003), and went from the normal flat-as-a-pancake Lohan body to 34CC’s. After having her friends and co-workers laughing at her new full blouse for 6 months, she had them pulled and replaced with smaller ones.
The continued antics of Lindsay and (I guess) of Ali never fail to entertain.
Bob | August 13, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay – what happended?
Where’s that hot, curvy, big-breasted red-head I lusted after back in the days of Men Girls?
Bob | August 13, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay – what happended?
Where’s that hot, curvy, big-breasted red-head I lusted after back in the days of Mean Girls?
Mal Gusto | August 13, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Haggard looking. I always have to double check her age on Wikipedia, cause it defies credulity that she is only 23.
£it | August 13, 2009 at 2:35 pm
She does have some seriously nice tits. But the hard partying is taking its’ toll on her.
lololololol | August 13, 2009 at 2:51 pm
#35 you are a complete idiot if you think lindsay lohan “invented” fake tan spray. i personally don’t think she looks that bad compared to what we’ve seen from her lately. she’s doing a good job of hiding the fact she’s a Ginger person.
krandem | August 13, 2009 at 2:56 pm
oh lordy. that is on the set of a movie? is she supposed to look like a bad forty year old small town volleyball playing bar chick with a shitty fake tan? poor girl. she was so cute.
Beetlejuice | August 13, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Her tits actually look good there because they’re being held up by industrial-strength cellophane. They must have put her on one of those spinny things they have in factories before shipping shit out.
God, she’s going to look like Keith Richards by 30.