Lindsay Lohan on the set of Machete

Here’s a slightly less Gollum-y looking Lindsay Lohan on the set of Machete in Texas yesterday, and I don’t know what I’m more surprised by: That Lindsay actually found work, or that she’s wearing a nude bra which means she won’t go topless on camera. Seriously, how she’s not doing porn by now defies all logic and reason, so you’d think Lindsay would be open to pretty much anything to act in a studio film. Unless, of course, she agreed to have a threesome with Robert Rodriguez and Rose McGowan which, now that I think about it, was probably the case. Forget I said anything.

NOTE: The fake breasts behind Lindsay? Ali’s.

Photos: Splash News