The past week Lindsay Lohan has been just a line of coke away from becoming a real live Jack Skellington, but worry no more, folks. Her rep says Lindsay has eaten two full meals. At some point. Probably spaced days apart. Page Six reports:
Responding to rumors we heard that Lohan is “surviving on candy and Red Bull” and “completely stressed out” by her rocky relationship with Samantha Ronson, her flack in sisted she’s fine: “Lindsay is aware that she’s lost some weight due to stress, but we recently did a photo shoot and she ate two full meals.”
I’m sorry, but unless one of those meals was a Whopper the size of Reno, Lindsay’s going to need a tad bit more sustenance. Find out how much Jessica Simpson ate over the holidays, then go with about a fourth of that. Or maybe just an eighth, we don’t want to kill anybody.
She is DEFINITELY smoking meth. Growing up I was friends with a girl who used, and she was a wealthy upper crust type cause it would make her lose weight. Well, anyways, if you’ve ever been around a methhead you know they always crave sugary shit like candy and soda. That’s why the only times there’s pics of her eating or buying food, it’s one of those things.
There are still (NAIVE & DUMB) americans who still think she looks gorgeous.
…………………………………………………MADHOUSE, folks?
Why does she think she can model?
These look like paparazzi pics – only
she’s wearing nicer clothes.
She’s crazyy
Blah blah blah…When is her lezzie porn tape coming out?
Want to have fun? Spill some sugar on a table 50 feet away and watch her run. She makes a Hoover vaccum look like its broke from how fast she would snort it up her nose.
Looks like she has grown fur out of her upper body.
Her hair is nasty!! somebody buy her a stylist!
These shots are crap!
You people are effing nuts she’s gorgeous. I’d hit that any time any day, condom notwithstanding. And the hipbones sticking out thing…smokin hot! She’s a TEN you tards.
#58, Listen supreme asshole, you are the reason so many fucking VD’s are spread.
Look at that nasty, skanky whore again. Her hair is greasy, filthy and looks fucking terrible. She also looks like she has about 50 different diseases going on there. Yuck!
That piece of shit needs to take a bath, wash her hair, take the massive speedball I suggested and end it all…for the betterment of mankind that is.
I thought she died last year.
Yeah # 23! I believe that may have been what the ‘fish writer was going for. Literacy, it’s a tough nut to crack.
Speaking of crack,
Lindsay, EAT some FOOD! (that includes swallowing, not just chewing…)
Please.
When your clothing weighs more than you do, it’s generally not a good sign.
And what kind of modeling is this? Who is this photo shoot for?
Fingerhut? Dolly’s Discount Den? The Dollar Store?
Sure doesn’t look like Dior…
Methinks Linds needs some greenbacks.
Looks like she is trying to sell Kmart clothes.
This shoot is high-quality. Notice how they positioned her hair to give her boy-body the illusion of curves. I just hope she doesn’t really think she’s some gorgeous model and realizes that this brand is using her for her notoriety and nothing more. 5’4, shitty skin, ratty weave, saggy boobs, and crooked posture is usually not at the top of the list for what designers look for in a spokesmodel.
There is no way she ate two full meals. No way. What a crock. Let’s keep defending her and her bad habits…maybe by doing that they (or she) will go away. So sad. B….love the comment about Mom.
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