The past week Lindsay Lohan has been just a line of coke away from becoming a real live Jack Skellington, but worry no more, folks. Her rep says Lindsay has eaten two full meals. At some point. Probably spaced days apart. Page Six reports:
Responding to rumors we heard that Lohan is “surviving on candy and Red Bull” and “completely stressed out” by her rocky relationship with Samantha Ronson, her flack in sisted she’s fine: “Lindsay is aware that she’s lost some weight due to stress, but we recently did a photo shoot and she ate two full meals.”
I’m sorry, but unless one of those meals was a Whopper the size of Reno, Lindsay’s going to need a tad bit more sustenance. Find out how much Jessica Simpson ate over the holidays, then go with about a fourth of that. Or maybe just an eighth, we don’t want to kill anybody.
Que hot!
Everything about this post is horrible.
Umm we never said she was surviving off of “Candy and Red Bull”.
We said she was surviving on “Coke and Red Bull”
and by Coke I mean Cocaine and by Red Bull I mean vagina.
And by Vagina I mean penis.
agree , she’d look much better if she had an ass or at least a waist, but y is everyone so obsessive with her, there are lots of girls with like a billion body types and they are all beautiful in their own way so just let her be, not everything they write about her is the truth and nothing but the truth
Wow, the talentless bitch ate 2 meals – who gives a shit? And who thought it was a good idea to do a “photo shoot” with this skank?
That really is the best quote ever…ha. Two full meals?! WOW!!
goddamn she is so hot…this is what all women should look like!
She’s skinny for the same reason Jessica Simpson got fat.
It’s the only way to stay in the media and get their photos taken.
They got nothing else.
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Such a small mind… and so little to do…
Ya know that dude Samantha that shes been dating has a real sickly gaunt looking face. Cant help but wonder if Lindsay got something from him. Like AIDS.
She still looks like she hasnt taken a shower in years… eww
Any sighted man who would not destroy this, is not a practicing hetero.
http://thesuperficial.com/2009/01/lindsay_lohan_attempting_to_ev.php?bfm_index=3
her face is fug. otherwise good
Why does she always look mean? Nice to see her dressed by professionals instead of wearing those fugly cowgirl shoes and black tights.
Why are we still talking about her? Why is she still in the news? Why can’t you kiss a hooker on the mouth?
As long as her tits remain big that’s all I care about.
She ain’t worth writing about anymore – look at her. She is no longer relevant to anything. She be skanky too.
Nope. Still looks like a junkie or one of the Manson Family Chicks but with big fake boobs.
Two full meals on a photo shoot = half of an M&M, and then later, the other half.
I’m sick of those stars who don’t appreciate their blessings…
She seems so ungrateful to be alive,that she’s destroying herself by not eating enough..She’s unworthy of the body she possesses, of the Star life that she has been given..
The Question is: ” Does she starve herself to death because she truly wants to die or does she just want some attention?”
But not any more. ,
Now we will see if she ‘s willing to make the one big sacrifice that she relies on in order to go on living. Coke and red Bulls or another Two Full Meals…
She’d better hurry up. and follow the Jigsaw diet rules!
Live or die, make your choice
Let the game begin
These reps are a bunch of enabling assholes. I saw photos of her from a few days ago. She is emaciated, with her hip bones sticking out. What a good role model for her future media whore sister!
sustenance, not subsistence, right?
Her extensions weigh more than she does.
The wonderful thing about silicone is it won’t shrink despite your eating disorders.
Too bad they can’t photoshop relevance.
She could drop dead and I still wouldn’t care
So many skanky losers complaining about lovely Lindsay!
However she is almost anorexic and needs to gain about 15 or 20 pounds.
She also needs to give up sodomy before it kills her.
THE GOGGLES…. THEY DO NOTHING!!!
/she was thick in Mean Girls w/ FAT TITTIES
//QUE LASTIMA
Sometimes she looks so fuckable. But then you see the raw photos and the freckles that look like maggots crawling all over her and how she looks just like her grotesque mother, and then – POOF – limp dick!
If you licked Ronson’s sour freckled poon, would you have an appetite?
Indeed, she looks so fuckable but then again not!! I would rather eat a ferret, alive, who’s sick, and has herpes!!
But for any good Lindsay lyrics check out: wwww.shaxxers.com
Other lyrics also available….
umm she’s not that thin. she looks normal
Freckles give me nausea!
How is it when Alessandra Ambrosio looks this thin you say she looks great? Get a grip.
She still looks totally coked out… 2 full meals.. of what? Lettuce?
Yeah she’s thin….and beautiful. What more do you people want? Either stars are too skinny or too fat – there’s no pleasing the public anymore. I think thin is better when you consider how disgustingly fat this country is becoming. I feel for people who really try and still struggle with weight issues, but I have no compassion for fat asses that shovel one hamburger into their mouths after another then bitch about thin/healthy people….I’ll take “too skinny” anyday!
She in not a model nor does she even know “how” to model. Looks terrible..She’s doing drugs again
HOHAN!
I bang her in acoked fueled frenzy. I’d do lines off her labia. She has a very nice set of cans – which I’m sure look great hanging down as she’s nailed from behind.
Lindsay Lohan has borderline personality disorder. Anorexia is part of the diagnostic criteria. She will never be able to sustain a long-term relationship because of the mood instability associated with the disorder.
It’s sad, the weight loss, the drug use, the disgusting lesbian girlfriend, i mean if ur gna be a dyke at least be w a hot normal lookin chick, not some disgusting brainwasher whose gna turn u ‘gay’ n use u for ur fame n get u hooked on coke. Shame on Samantha Ronson, poor Lyndsay she could have been the hottest bitch in Hollywood, now she’s just a joke…
Damn, I don’t care what anyone says… I would SO wreck that chick! A redhead with freckles, it doesn’t get any better than that!
we already answered this…
…long time ago
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That skank is up there with Amy Shithouse as far as I’m concerned…
She needs to do everyone a favor and take a massive speedball…
then I guarantee she won’t ever have to worry about being “stress out” again.
Hey Hohan, hurry the fuck up will ya?
A freckle-titted ginger. She’s fug regardless of her weight.
Wasn’t she gonna whip Michelle Trachtenberg’s ass?
I’d cokefuck her.
Wow! That blue shirt is awesome! I want one!
She again seems to have left her ass in her other pants.