Benefiting from the news-suck created by the holiday weekend, here’s Lindsay Lohan again working the sideboob while shopping Tuesday, and I can’t decide if these are sexy or not. It’s almost as if her breasts shouldn’t even be there in the first place and replaced something else. Like a giant scar from a meth burn. Or a possum.
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Delgo | September 3, 2009 at 4:28 pm
flapjacks
droopy dog | September 3, 2009 at 4:30 pm
she’s got some real droopy hangers there
-JH- | September 3, 2009 at 4:33 pm
She needs to start wearing a bra or her tit will be sagging to her toes in the next few years!
justifiable | September 3, 2009 at 4:33 pm
Didn’t you guys hear? Somebody broke into her house and stole her real boobs.
Guest | September 3, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Didn’t her boobs used to be huge and kind of nice-looking?
Glenn Beck vs. overflowing glass of poured soda | September 3, 2009 at 4:35 pm
$100 to whomever sniffs the crotch of those leggings
Richard McBeef | September 3, 2009 at 4:35 pm
I have seen that same side boob before.
http://saladfinger.se/uploads/sideboob.png
childhood memories | September 3, 2009 at 4:35 pm
- Floppy yams a la National Geographic
k. kardashian | September 3, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Please, somebody buy her a bra. If you don’t then I’ll post more pix of myself. And is that one of those stupid word/sentence tattoos on her arm? Just what she needed to make herself respectable.
Xanadu Xero | September 3, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Lindsay Lohan’s parents should be ashamed of themselves. All this disaster is their grasping, selfish handiwork.
hillbilly | September 3, 2009 at 4:46 pm
You shouldn’t be bad talking possums like that. Anyway, they’d look better there than what she’s got.
-.- | September 3, 2009 at 4:54 pm
we all know this.
No No No No No to METH - Just look at this creature - NO NO NO | September 3, 2009 at 4:54 pm
I’m glad that the Superficial always has pictures of this low-life because it makes it easy for a lot of kids to say “No” to meth.
Bibibop | September 3, 2009 at 4:59 pm
We all know this.
bob | September 3, 2009 at 5:04 pm
That’s the most sagacious rack I’ve ever seen on a woman in her 20s.
morebjsplz | September 3, 2009 at 5:04 pm
let me answer that question for you: not sexy.
j | September 3, 2009 at 5:05 pm
My fav side tit…Swing low sweet chariots
timbo | September 3, 2009 at 5:13 pm
Do the girls hang low,
Do they dangle here and fro,
Can you tie them in a knot,
Can you tie them in a bow….
Dave | September 3, 2009 at 5:23 pm
The bitch gives good side boob.
havoc | September 3, 2009 at 5:24 pm
100% guarantee to get your photo taken.
She used to be known for something…..now what was it?
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Valerie | September 3, 2009 at 5:25 pm
Shopping?! Shouldn’t she be WORKING?
Oliver Chester The Molester Lester | September 3, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Bras are good for the body.
I’d suck on those saggy sacks anytime.
meo | September 3, 2009 at 5:28 pm
they look like little malformed arms that she has tucked into her shirt to hide the wee nubby fingers from the world.
claire | September 3, 2009 at 5:29 pm
Am I imagining the cutter scars on her left arm? Lilo’s an emo kid?
j | September 3, 2009 at 5:42 pm
If I had breasts I might go braless all the time too, I know fee ballin it is comfortable as hell.. but then again I don’t wear daisy dukes. So society you owe me one.
Taz | September 3, 2009 at 5:43 pm
I’d tit fuck that side boob all day
Jeremy | September 3, 2009 at 5:56 pm
BEST SIDEBOOB EVAR!
JD | September 3, 2009 at 6:04 pm
Braless is good for a little occasional sexy change of pace. There really is such a thing as overexposure, though. No homo.
Rasputins Liver | September 3, 2009 at 6:05 pm
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Well….
….I ….. GUESS …they could be called “breasts”.
I’m more inclined to refer to them as udders. At best they sag like an 80 year old gal’s dried up milk bags.
I dunno. Then ya add in those mass of liver spots she’s got coverin’ her carcass, the fake blonde hair that washes her pale skin coloring out even more than it normally is, her coked out staggering and the drone look in her eyes and….
….YIKES AND GADZOOKS, MAN!
She’s definitely NOT something to write home about. Hell! She’s not even good post-it note material!
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RagingHardon | September 3, 2009 at 6:32 pm
It looks like two slices of ham nailed to a wooden board and set out in the sun
Morgan | September 3, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Wow they are saggy as shit
pasteve | September 3, 2009 at 6:50 pm
Possum? That’s funny Fish. Although it would explain her prehensile clitoris…
Jamie's Uterus | September 3, 2009 at 7:09 pm
It looks like a cow’s udder.
mikem | September 3, 2009 at 7:15 pm
haters
katrina | September 3, 2009 at 7:32 pm
Does she have cuts on her hand?
SrfStrng | September 3, 2009 at 7:38 pm
#35 you are correct. She has nasty cuts on her harm. Poor girl :(
Crabby Old Guy | September 3, 2009 at 7:41 pm
Side Boob Wish List:
Jessica Simpson
Tina Fey (small can be fun)
Jennifer Aniston
Jenna Fischer
Katy Perry
Nope, nope, don’t have a “Lindsay Lohan” listed…sorry.
joe m | September 3, 2009 at 8:06 pm
Lindsay has a fantastic face and figure but why do so many perverts
have to constantly keep staring at her beautiful body?
Are their lives that empty?
Sport | September 3, 2009 at 8:16 pm
Not sure what is worse, her taste in clothing or looking at her scabby self.
Neofunk | September 3, 2009 at 8:25 pm
…chick needs a fucking sandwich…or two
Freddo | September 3, 2009 at 8:55 pm
I still love her and would lick every inch of her body.
Kate | September 3, 2009 at 9:11 pm
What I’m more concerned with are the slash marks on her left arm… really?
dontlooknow | September 3, 2009 at 9:19 pm
Kinda saggy titties for such a young girl. Wonder whose house she’ll have to rob now for reconstructive surgery?
d-town girl | September 3, 2009 at 9:48 pm
fantastic face and figure? that comment deserves a slap.
Those old milk duds got to be in pain! going braless when they are that big and low, a slappin’ in the wind. my Moms are way perkier.
Alex Balcerski | September 3, 2009 at 9:51 pm
Best Sidebook Ever????? Delgo is right…these look like Flapjacks…Honestly, if there was ever someone’s career path NOT to follow…it would be Lohans
old man river | September 3, 2009 at 9:55 pm
“While shopping Tuesday.” So this is old and stupid. Well played, Fish.
mfbinc | September 3, 2009 at 9:59 pm
DEAR LINDSAY,
WOULD YOU PLEASE JUST DO PORN AND GET IT OVER WITH?
LOVE,
ME
Frank | September 3, 2009 at 10:57 pm
I’d feel her up with a spatula
UPinYA | September 3, 2009 at 11:05 pm
Looks like fried eggs hanging from a nail.
Rah | September 4, 2009 at 12:15 am
Dear Lindsay,
Cut a little deeper.