Lindsay Lohan has breasts that are visible from the side

flapjacks

she’s got some real droopy hangers there

She needs to start wearing a bra or her tit will be sagging to her toes in the next few years!

Didn’t you guys hear? Somebody broke into her house and stole her real boobs.

Didn’t her boobs used to be huge and kind of nice-looking?

$100 to whomever sniffs the crotch of those leggings

I have seen that same side boob before.

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- Floppy yams a la National Geographic

Please, somebody buy her a bra. If you don’t then I’ll post more pix of myself. And is that one of those stupid word/sentence tattoos on her arm? Just what she needed to make herself respectable.

Lindsay Lohan’s parents should be ashamed of themselves. All this disaster is their grasping, selfish handiwork.

You shouldn’t be bad talking possums like that. Anyway, they’d look better there than what she’s got.

we all know this.

I’m glad that the Superficial always has pictures of this low-life because it makes it easy for a lot of kids to say “No” to meth.

We all know this.

That’s the most sagacious rack I’ve ever seen on a woman in her 20s.

let me answer that question for you: not sexy.

My fav side tit…Swing low sweet chariots

Do the girls hang low,
Do they dangle here and fro,
Can you tie them in a knot,
Can you tie them in a bow….

The bitch gives good side boob.

100% guarantee to get your photo taken.

She used to be known for something…..now what was it?

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Shopping?! Shouldn’t she be WORKING?

Bras are good for the body.

I’d suck on those saggy sacks anytime.

they look like little malformed arms that she has tucked into her shirt to hide the wee nubby fingers from the world.

Am I imagining the cutter scars on her left arm? Lilo’s an emo kid?

If I had breasts I might go braless all the time too, I know fee ballin it is comfortable as hell.. but then again I don’t wear daisy dukes. So society you owe me one.

I’d tit fuck that side boob all day

BEST SIDEBOOB EVAR!

Braless is good for a little occasional sexy change of pace. There really is such a thing as overexposure, though. No homo.

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Well….

….I ….. GUESS …they could be called “breasts”.

I’m more inclined to refer to them as udders. At best they sag like an 80 year old gal’s dried up milk bags.

I dunno. Then ya add in those mass of liver spots she’s got coverin’ her carcass, the fake blonde hair that washes her pale skin coloring out even more than it normally is, her coked out staggering and the drone look in her eyes and….

….YIKES AND GADZOOKS, MAN!

She’s definitely NOT something to write home about. Hell! She’s not even good post-it note material!

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It looks like two slices of ham nailed to a wooden board and set out in the sun

Wow they are saggy as shit

Possum? That’s funny Fish. Although it would explain her prehensile clitoris…

It looks like a cow’s udder.

haters

Does she have cuts on her hand?

#35 you are correct. She has nasty cuts on her harm. Poor girl :(

Side Boob Wish List:

Jessica Simpson
Tina Fey (small can be fun)
Jennifer Aniston
Jenna Fischer
Katy Perry

Nope, nope, don’t have a “Lindsay Lohan” listed…sorry.

Lindsay has a fantastic face and figure but why do so many perverts
have to constantly keep staring at her beautiful body?
Are their lives that empty?

Not sure what is worse, her taste in clothing or looking at her scabby self.

…chick needs a fucking sandwich…or two

I still love her and would lick every inch of her body.

What I’m more concerned with are the slash marks on her left arm… really?

Kinda saggy titties for such a young girl. Wonder whose house she’ll have to rob now for reconstructive surgery?

fantastic face and figure? that comment deserves a slap.

Those old milk duds got to be in pain! going braless when they are that big and low, a slappin’ in the wind. my Moms are way perkier.

Best Sidebook Ever????? Delgo is right…these look like Flapjacks…Honestly, if there was ever someone’s career path NOT to follow…it would be Lohans

“While shopping Tuesday.” So this is old and stupid. Well played, Fish.

DEAR LINDSAY,

WOULD YOU PLEASE JUST DO PORN AND GET IT OVER WITH?

LOVE,

ME

I’d feel her up with a spatula

Looks like fried eggs hanging from a nail.

Dear Lindsay,

Cut a little deeper.