The always classy Lindsay Lohan allegedly spit an hors d’oeuvres back onto the tray because she didn’t like it. She was at a Hollywood industry party and grabbed an hors d’oeuvres from a passing waiter but after tasting it yelled, “This tastes like shit” and spit it back onto the tray.
As eyes rolled, Ms. Train Wreck snagged a napkin and daintily patted her pie-hole as the horrified waiter tossed his napkin over her disgusting spit-out, stalked straight to the kitchen and dumped the contaminated tray!
At this point they can pretty much make up whatever story they want about Lindsay Lohan and it’ll sound okay. She lit a homeless man on fire to see if they were flammable? Sure, why not. She spent half an hour talking into her juicebox thinking it was a phone? Yeah, that’s our Lindsay. If they ever make a documentary about her they could splice in footage from The Three Stooges and nobody would tell the difference.
What is wrong with that stupid ass waiter? He missed a golden opportunity!!! Imagine it!
LINDSEY LOHAN PARTIALLY EATEN HORS D’OEUVRES
Beginning bid $ 9.99 on eBay.
Sheesh, what are we teaching our waitors these days? Damn, that one waitor did it with Britney and K-Earl’s partially eaten food… we all KNOW Lohan is SO MUCH more famous. I mean come on!! Where’s the common sense??
She went out again. More pictures can be found there:
http://sexy-celebs.blogspot.com/2006/12/lindsay-lohan-out-and-about-hollywood.html
Her expression makes her looks like somebody is holding a tiny poo poo under her nose.
No one in their right mind would do something else like that unless you’re spoiled and think you’re hot shit…which this ho is not….
Can she just DIE already?!
#11 – Angel’s asshole? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Sometimes I spit, but then I slurp it back up and beg for more. I learned that at the Von Huffington School for Classy Broads, which is located in London.
#11 = PURE COMEDY GOLD.
I officially hate this bitch. I was at an AA meeting last night (topic was anonymity), somebody brought up Hohan, and how she could do a great service for other addicts by being a good AA role model. He said some other bullshit about her being a “fine actress”, after that I just tuned out.
I wish she would suicide.
Unfortunately, the best we (I) can hope for will be a Robert Downey Jr. scenario.
And Lindsay, if you are trolling this site please, please O.D. today, right now! Don’t wait.
Thought for Friday: The analogy is that “God, Karma, Fate, the gods, Allah, Buddha” (pick one) has been chewing on young Lindsay for awhile now, determined her to “taste like shit” and spat her out.
She is on the tray, heading for the kitchen to be dumped.
Spin wheel, spin. Have a great weekend ya’ll.
I heard Lindsay Lohan walked into the Vera Wang bridal boutique to buy her wedding gown for when she marries Al Gore and wiped her ass all over the most expensive one!
If I were the waiter, I would’ve grabbed her hair to pull her back and shove the whole tray of ‘shit’ into her mouth and make her eat it while I hold a knife by her to make sure she eats it!
Nice outfit. Love the double chin she’s sporting these days, too.
LL is just Oh So Classy. We should all learn from her and just spit out bad food! Haha…and she thinks she’s so hot, she can wear whatever ugly crap she wants and still be SEXY with those double chins. When you want to do Bulimia honey, do it in the bathroom.
Maybe she is compensating for her increasing lack of popularity with this disgusting behavior, hmm…
What a fucking pig…A double-chinned-freckled pig. Her 40 ft long headed mother must be so proud. Real class act.
#60,
Will you work at my next office party?
63 that was awesome
Dear Santa,
This year I am asking nothing for myself so that you will have more time to concentrate on the fullfilment of my Christmas wish.
Santa, I wish that 10 years from now, Lindsey Lohan, long since burnt out and having run through her money, takes a job as a cater-waitress for a large hollywood function. I wish that the waiter on whoes plate she spit the food, is now a hot-shot director looking for a used up looking redheaded character in her early 30′s for a surefire hit he is about to direct. I hope oh Santa, that Lindsey knows this, sees him, and walks over with her plate of pastries hoping to catch a word with him.
Then Santa, please let that former waiter, reach over, take a pastry, realize it doesn’t taste very nice but finish it anyway, turn to Lindsey and say “Thank you very much” then leave the party and offer the part to Mary-Kate Olsen.
Oh, and until that time Santa, please let that Waiter get Anal from whomever he is dating on a regular basis.
This chick is a spectacular moron. Not to easy on the eyes these days, either. What a dumbass.
Oh, that is “Klassy!”
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
I think the waiter should have licked her face then puked all over it because it tasted like shit. God, the things I would do if I could puke on cue. I think a waitering job would be worth losing for that- but it would be more likely that he’d get promoted.
1. This report is fr The National Enquirer, not the most reputable paper. 2. The “witnesses” are not named – are we not entitled to face our accusers? 3. “Snaked out her paw” – mixed metaphor but still very degrading description of someone just sampling an hors d?oeuvre. 4. “Miss Train Wreck”? Again, totally rude, unacceptable reporting, but then again obviously it’s not journalism, just the snorting of a gossipy old male chauvinist pig. Jealousy is so ugly.
So who knows if this even happened. Lindsay has been listed as 2006′s most hated-on Hollywood celeb, behind only Paris Hilton, but ahead of new friend, Britney Spears. Although who voted & who counted the votes in that poll was never revealed, either. Obviously the papanazis & yellow journalists already have it in for her kind.
I’m a big fan of Lindsay’s music & style. It is irrational perhaps, but just as a family member might react, the more she’s hated, the more I can’t help but love & defend her. Someone has to. She’s only 20 years old for crying out loud.
*laughs at number 8*
Sweetie, when you’re over the age of 9 years old humans can recognise food that they like the taste of and do not select food that they don’t like, therefore there is no need to spit it somewhere like an animal (and even they have better manners than to do that)
Also, no one with any kind of sanity is jealous of a ginger, illiterate, untalented person. See comment in Britneys’ pharmacy bag about ‘jealousy’ and deserved insults.
Adequite, like, yah.
#70- funny thing is, if Lindsey ever met u she’d probably spit her food in your face, idiot.
She needs to go to college and actually learn a thing or two. Although its suprising that after all the yeast infections, herpes outbreaks, and chlamydia, one wouldn’t learn from one’s mistakes. But I guess she believed her doctor when told it was all just young-celebrity-pretty-vagina-cream-and-pills and that it may itch, crust, ooze fluid, and burn for a few days, but like a chemical peel, keeps the punany desirable for the producers couches.
@70….deep. Very deep and insightful. Gives me a new perspective. Let me think about this for a second. Mmmm…no she’s a pig.
Going for a breakfast I guess …such a swing to move around ! I saw herbie and thought it was kinda cool, but i now think otherwise
she’s such a fucking bitch…why doesn’t someone slap her>