The always classy Lindsay Lohan allegedly spit an hors d’oeuvres back onto the tray because she didn’t like it. She was at a Hollywood industry party and grabbed an hors d’oeuvres from a passing waiter but after tasting it yelled, “This tastes like shit” and spit it back onto the tray.
As eyes rolled, Ms. Train Wreck snagged a napkin and daintily patted her pie-hole as the horrified waiter tossed his napkin over her disgusting spit-out, stalked straight to the kitchen and dumped the contaminated tray!
At this point they can pretty much make up whatever story they want about Lindsay Lohan and it’ll sound okay. She lit a homeless man on fire to see if they were flammable? Sure, why not. She spent half an hour talking into her juicebox thinking it was a phone? Yeah, that’s our Lindsay. If they ever make a documentary about her they could splice in footage from The Three Stooges and nobody would tell the difference.
FIRST AGAIN
Damn… 2nd… Kapuka. get a life and let me be first…
oh ya, LH is a F’ing Loser
At least she didn’t shove it in her snatch.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
the diva act is getting old. “yawn”
ha i rock :]
Pantyhose under shorts… it really is 1981.
I hope that waiter’s wife gave him the best sex of his life that night. Nobody deserves to be treated like that.
…except for her, of course.
Why are you all acting like this was the wrong thing to do? What else should she have spat it?
I think it’s a metaphor for her own life. Hollywood has taken a bite of her, chewed her up, declared that she tastes like shit, and spit her back out again.
Doesn’t she realize the Leona act is so tired? The only way this could have been more bratty is if she’d spat it on the waiter.
The weird thing is, she’s swallowed enough…. well, you know!, that you’d think that one measly hors d’oeuvres wouldn’t be hard to force down. Or, at least!, she could have quietly excused herself and spat it out in the toilet – I should think she knows the way after her experiments in bulemia.
And she wonders why all the classy boys won’t date her……
This is ridiculous! Everyone knows that Lindsay’s saliva tastes like an angel’s asshole, that she is perfection embodied and all secretions from her form are like manna from Heaven. She was only enhancing the hors d’oeuvres, not making a childish, disgusting display of how uncouth she is! All her ex-lovers count their herpes sores bestowed upon them by her celestial cunt as blessings.
story’s like two weeks old…so be it
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Funny. I always figured she swallowed.
Will someone please inform this girl that you should never buy your shoes from payless or walmart?? UUgghhh, fucking safety shoes… so ugly. But not as ugly as her freckles or double chin.
WTF is it with these cunt divas? They think that they “are all dat”, they treat others like they are their own fucking stepping stool, they are nothing but tastless, spoiled brats who don’t even know the meaning of manners! Yet they are the fuckers who are rolling in the money! FUCK!! I’d love to be able to knock them off of their pedestal. Make THEM clean out shit-covered toilets and see if it is possible to humble them a bit. I can’t wait for her to hit a big fucking wall and see the the waste she has made of her life and career. When it happens, I’ll still be cleaning shit-covered toilets but I’ll be laughing my hairy, panty-clad cunt off at her. What a waste of a life she is.
Urgh, I’d puke if I got within 20 feet of her…I’d better be careful, I actually live in Hollywood
All women should swallow at all times.
Just when you think Lohan has sunk as low as possible, she manages to sink even lower.
If humans still abided by the laws of natural selection, she would’ve been picked off in her early childhood.
On the one hand, she doesn’t seem to have a problem foisting her hoo-ha onto all of us, so spitting something back onto a serving tray doesn’t sound terribly unlikely, so perhaps this story is true. But then again, it’s sorta hard to believe that even a train wreck like Lohan would do that at some industry shindig. Courtney Love, sure. But sweet little Lindsay Lohan? Say it ain’t so… That would be like any of us taking a dump in the punch bowl at the office holiday party. But maybe she really is that far gone.
I do wish someone would show her how to dress. She always looks like she got her clothes from a secondhand store.
So let’s see… she can’t eat, she can’t write coherently, she can’t dress herself, she’s constantly falling over or running into things. I think she’s unmaturing. Soon, she’ll start drooling and crapping her pants and making grunting noises to communicate. Then we can stuff her back into her mom’s uterus and call it a day. That’ll be fun.
I’m afraid I’m with Linds on this one.
Hors d’oeuvres ? Let’s blame it on the Frenchies.
[Had a few people over and got like 10 pounds (5 kilos for u Euros) of this crap from Costco. And it consisted of a tiny weiny of 'Brat's worst' surrounded by an inch,(figure it out metric) of what our Native Americans friends call Bannock.]
Things didn’t go well that evening so I’m willing to blame it on the French.
(and next time Brat – send us your best)
Public at LARGE : Binky – Things would have gone better with a few Freedom Fries !
Binky : Yikes ! I’m sorry I’m not a cook. (I’d probably get more action.)
I wish, I WISH there would just be a tabloid that says “SOURCES SAY LOHAN POOPS!”
She’s still a moron, not a shock.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
Did the superficial get a new editor who hates Lindsay? Because lately every day there is a pointless story about her misbehaving and the source is always Star or The Enquirer or some equally unreliable source.
Even if this were true, which keeping the source in mind is unlikel, it’s still not a story, just some stupid tabloid tidbit.
Post something interesting, about somebody interesting for god’s sake.
I could say a thousand nasty things about this bitch but they’ve already been said over and over and over and over again.
I really hate her. A lot. Rude Bitch. I wish someone would spit on her.
This “news” was heard first on ‘The Gossip Game’ with Mike Walker of ‘The Enquirer’ on Howard 100 – Sirius Satellite radio…..And a Ba-Ba-Booey to ya all…..
Posted by andrewthezeppo on December 7, 2006 4:34 PM
Did the superficial get a new editor who hates Lindsay? Because lately every day there is a pointless story about her misbehaving and the source is always Star or The Enquirer or some equally unreliable source.
Even if this were true, which keeping the source in mind is unlikel, it’s still not a story, just some stupid tabloid tidbit.
Post something interesting, about somebody interesting for god’s sake.
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i just love people with their innocence
intact :)
no idea what theyre saying or why thheyre saying it : )
#22 trust me, we all do : )
did anyone have a point ?
#13 and your point was ?
JoBoo, The proper way to deal with such a situation is to smile and choke it down. Dolt.
#13: No, she gargles. Showoff.
YOU are the real piece of shit here! shove your pile-of-shit head back up your fat ass where it belongs!
The bitch did the same thing last night when I shot my wad in her pie hole. That’s just not cool Linds, down the hatch you red headed, cock lovin’, giraffe lookin’ skank!!
Well gee, I wonder what Lindsay Lohan’s sister Allie or whatever thinks of LL.
Cruising always swallows.
Too bad the waiter did not take the opportunity to sprinkle some Polonium-210 onto that hors d’oeuvres … whose is your daddy now biatch?
Geez, is it too late for Dina Lohan to have an abortion?
I love the people who bitch because Fish is putting too many Lohan/Paris/Britney/Aniston/fill-in-the-blank posts.
Let me explain reality.
First of all, a star must do something stupid/superficial to get on The Fish. Some people are regularly more superficial than others. That’s why you don’t see, say Kelly Ripa on here because she wears panties and goes home to her husband and kids every night. Sorry, but even the Fish with all his super powers can’t make respectable people behave badly.
Second, and more to the point, if you don’t want to read about a person, DON’T CLICK THE LINK. I’m shouting because it seems you guys are too dumb to realize this. If all you see are people you don’t like, say to yourself, “Huh, slow celeb news day” and move on with life. Do NOT post bitchy whiny stuff like “Talk about someone more interesting, Fish!!” or “We’re tired of reading about ______” because it makes you look like a git.
Personally, I love reading about Lohan’s self-destruction. Cracks me up.
By the way, 19: Best. Post. Ever. :D
36 I thought 33 was the best post ever but eh…to each his own.
Hey, I’m new here.
Heh. I love a good TCLTC, but I’ve heard it so many times, it’s more of a chuckle than a guffaw.
However, the image of cramming Lohan back where she came from – and for good – gave me a sense of peace and hope that I’ve never felt before.
Plus, it was funny as hell. :D
Can anyone here remember the days before she turned 18?
Her life seems to have followed a pattern modeling that of Paris Hilton. Manner-wise, of course. In money, Lohan’s got Hilton beat recently, according to an article I read. I might be slow on these matters, so don’t judge me, but I was suprised when I saw that Lohan was worth $11 mil while Miss Hilton was only $6.5 mil. But I disgress.
Back to my point, after that refreshing Hilton-Lohan comparison, does anyone actually remember those movies she made before her party days. Of course I’m talking about that insipid Freaky Friday flick. But she seems to have taken a turn for the worst.
True or false this story is, you can be sure to read more Lohan antics in the near future.
This cunt almost made me forget how adequate is spelt, because the more i stared at “adequite” the more sense it made and it scared the shit outta me. She’s such a moron i bet her scripts (when she got them) were made specially like those Fisher-Price books for kids where you can push a button if you can’t read certain words and the recorded thingamabob reads it out for you.
NOTE: I experimented with the spelling of adequate and it gets automatically corrected on Word if you type in “adequite”, so what’s this moron’s excuse??
Classy girl.
http://www.veryliberating.com
She officially has a double chin. I haven’t seen her without one for a while.
Besides, her ideal of yummy food is penis.
If my calculations are correct, penis.
This has absolutely nothing to do with Super or Ho-han, but I’ve been laughing my poonany off watching it.. It’s long but well worth the trouble..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3tR-chxBS8
someone needs to piss in her drink if they haven’t already, but then, she probably pisses in a champagne flute and drinks it herself anyway.
Shite…… oh well, nothin LH does even makes me flinch anymore. Hate that bitch..
She’s tasted shit before? Whos?
I am just pure class in a glass. And if you don’t think so, then fuck you.
Lindsay, you’re stupid, and disgusting! I’ll tell Al Gore, and he won’t help you anymore with that public letter you’re trying to write. Now, go to your room and continue learning your ABC!