Lindsay Lohan has acne problems

July 11th, 2006 // 66 Comments

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Lindsay Lohan has signed on to become the latest spokesperson for Proactiv Solution, joining Jessica Simpson and Kelly Clarkson as one of thoes people you see on late night infomercials talking about their horrible skin problems. The deal is reportedly worth $2 million, which is totally worth the embarrassment of admitting to the world you have an acne problem. For $2 million I’d promote pretty much anything you’ve got. Explosive diarrhea medicine? I’m your man. Two sets of genitals medicine? That’s kind of weird, but sure, why not. I have no standards.

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  1. francesfarmer

    my bad, scanned over too fast I was still in shock about the whole thing. But what’s with the hate? and how the hell could that even be sarcasm, I’m just stupid so sue me

  2. sundaybl00dysunday

    YUK!!! SHE IS FAT AGAIN!!!

  3. HollyJ

    We don’t do coke here. This is a strictly “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter” crowd.

  4. Jacq

    I prefer Country Crock. I get so “churned” that my nose bleeds.

    Sometimes I smoke butter and have the most crazy-ass conversations with Mrs. Buttersworth, Aunt Jemima and the Parkay tub.

    You know how you can tell I got really fucked-up last night? I look like MeganHarris the next day.

  5. TheTruthHurts

    No lindsay, They mean acne on your face! But herpes makes you who you are-why stop sleeping around now?!

  6. cookiemonster

    im sick of these anorexic bi*&^es its sick i wunt a thick girl with boobs not a 10 year old boy lookin flat chested thing

  7. ValeWolf

    She should make adds for STD’s cream. You know, like, “I used to have a fire crotch…”.

  8. I would do coke with Lindsay in the bathroom of Studio A, if she ever came down and partied with me.

  9. I’m make out with her, too.

  10. Justin Igger

    @58 The only club they would let you in that starts with studio, is studio C for cumguzzler.

  11. sita

    uhm does Lohan realize what’s on her skin are freckles not acne… tough sell

  12. MyWellRehearsedMistake

    i’m so sick and tired of this skank. i don’t care about how many bikinis she has or how fucked up she looks – seriously we all know she’s one of those tragic cases that’s gonna be found a year from now fucked up dead 8 months pregnant in a hotel room in her hooker clothes with a needle in her arm. (#28 – i loved your timeline)

    but MeganHarris – you’re just sad – you sound as though you’ve never actually seen drugs let alone taken any – cos you wanna sound so cool. “You can’t take it that I actually knew a street name for cocaine that you didn’t.” (sad, sad…)
    The only reason you would make out with Hohan in a bathroom inbetween coke sessions is cos you think that one person on this site would care – actually, we’d all laugh and it would just confirm to all of us just how sad you really are. why do you idolise these pathetic skanky creatures like hohan and paris?

  13. Kim

    @ 51

    Yeah, that was kind of harsh, but that’s how things are here at the SF. If you make one mistake, you get butchered. I’ll take back the “stupid” remark. I’m in shock too, even though he hasn’t done anything in 45 years!

    This post about HoHan is so pointless i feel it’s necessary to discuss other topics.

  14. haaayesgirl84

    i dont see her sex appeal…at all

  15. She would be a better rep for Retin A and a bleaching product as she does have some pigment problems. Acne doesn’t seem to be a big problem for her….at least not that I have seen.

  16. Nikky Raney

    i watched the parent trap last night
    she was so cute.

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