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Lindsay Lohan supposedly has a stalker who’s been repeatedly sending her letters asking to meet with her, as well as sending her flowers to the studio which security was concerned enough to sound an alarm for. And on Wednesday a memo was posted on the security gate for the filming of Georgia Rules saying: “One of our actresses has a stalker.”
I don’t see why anybody would want to stalk Lindsay in the first place. It looks like she’s tired of just borrowing her grandma’s undwear and has moved on to taking her outfits as well. And skin. And face. Because she’s about the oldest looking 20-year-old I’ve ever seen. If you look at her from the waist down you’d think you were staring at a corpse
Did you guess?
C’mon, it’s easy, just guess.
For those who say “your honor student”, you are dead wrong.
I fucked the retarded kid, with the helmet on, in the corner. She was special.
#49 that dsm iv is a helluva read, in much the same way that cocaine is a helluva drug. looks like paris has maybe been giving too much to her friends again.
…damn she gets cross
…when she’s not the centre
…of attention
http://www.x17online.com/blog/archive/2006/august/13/article/paris-producer-scott-storch-tries-his-hand-at-firecroth/
…methinks
…she protesteth
…too much
wethinks
maybe
paris
is our
firecrotch
but deigns
to accept
the honour
#55 linds, you got nothing to worry about from this loser…
AGUILERA POKES FUN AT STORCH ON NEW ALBUM TRACK
CHRISTINA AGUILERA has started a new war of words by subtly dissing super-producer SCOTT STORCH on her new album BACK TO BASICS.
The pop star signs off on the track F.U.S.S. with the line, “Looks like I didn’t need you/Still got the album out,” after berating the hip-hop hitmaker for walking away from her new album to concentrate on working with PARIS HILTON.
Coy Aguilera tells Rolling Stone magazine, “By no means am I trying to start anything… I just needed to get things off my chest.” The producer recently told the same publication that he and Aguilera had fallen out when she refused to send a jet to pick him up in Florida and fly him out to Los Angeles, where she was recording.
Aguilera laughs, “An airplane? I thought he was supposed to be a big baller (super rich).”
source: http://www.pr-inside.com/rss/aguilera-pokes-fun-at-storch-on-new-album-track-r14842.htm
dear old popsugar…
“Dina Lohan claims to have an Apprentice-like talk show in the works. Of course no networks have picked up her show yet but she is still working it. Apparently all of LLs friends call her “The White Oprah” since all the kids come to her for advice. Now that’s a scary thought. ”
frightmare [that was me] dina, can you leave your daughter the fuck alone. she old enough to look after herself and really doesnt need you interfereing all the time. so “youre fired” i’m getting a manager
…sorry chenneliong
[chanel'ing]
source: http://www.starmagazine.com/celebrity_news_gossip/star/9416
lindsey lohan is a grandma…
i imagined myself killing lindsay yesterday & it made me chuckle. sh*t, i’m laughing right now.
Lindsay needs to eat a couple of cheesesteaks
No way is this a real stalker. A real stalker knows where you are all the time, and therefore would not have sent flowers to the set — see, ’cause Lohan’s never there.
Plus, flowers? Maybe a baggie with blow in it, but not flowers. C’mon…we know she’s sending this stuff to herself for attention…
i am so relieved about her eyebrows i dont care about the old lady look
she probably just made it up because the last drama ( re: letter to perez hilton ) she did was so hilarious she needed to pull another stunt to get the public interested in her . pathetic .
Would you stalk this???
http://www.exposay.com/lindsay-lohan-cocktail-party-and-intimate-dinner-in-celebration-of-the-cartier-charity-love-bracelet/p/3386/39/
That security guard may well have been misquoted. I believe he meant to say ‘talker’ rather than ‘stalker’ (eathy mithtake, ethpethially if thomeone lithpth), as Lohan apparently screwed some guy who had the audacity to want to ‘talk’ after peppering her freckled face with his man-Jergens. Ms. Lohan is used to walks of shame and shouts of “Get out bitch! And clean your face off in the hall!!”, and took the attempt at basking in the glow as an offense rather than the kind gesture it was meant to be. Easy mistake.
Hmm. Perhaps the stalker who’s leaving her notes, and wants to “meet with her” is actually just a studio executive wanting to get her to work, and that’s the only way to get her attention.
“Lindsey, hun? Nicotene is not a food group, okay? It’s alright if you weigh more than your clothes.”
http://www.reidaboutit.com
The stalker in question has been identified as Lars Baadtaystinchix. He purportedly has a Pippi Longstocking/elderly fetish – which would explain his irresistible attraction to Li-Lo. He was apprehended earlier today at an area Wendy’s, gazing forlornly up at the restaurant’s signature red-headed, pig-tailed mascot. When asked why he was stalking America’s least liked celeb, Baadtaystinchix asserted that he wasn’t stalking her. He just wanted her to know that she gave him herpes and he didn’t appreciate it.
#11 and #14
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She’s being stalked by her coke habit and that gold-digging social climber wannabe mother of hers.
shes so old cause of her partyingggg…..and how much people talk abotu her
the only thing stalking her is the “firecrotch” nickname.
wow, can’t he spend time on someone who’s not a beast?