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Lindsay Lohan supposedly has a stalker who’s been repeatedly sending her letters asking to meet with her, as well as sending her flowers to the studio which security was concerned enough to sound an alarm for. And on Wednesday a memo was posted on the security gate for the filming of Georgia Rules saying: “One of our actresses has a stalker.”
I don’t see why anybody would want to stalk Lindsay in the first place. It looks like she’s tired of just borrowing her grandma’s undwear and has moved on to taking her outfits as well. And skin. And face. Because she’s about the oldest looking 20-year-old I’ve ever seen. If you look at her from the waist down you’d think you were staring at a corpse
prideofchucky | August 11, 2006 at 7:29 pm
1ST?
prideofchucky | August 11, 2006 at 7:30 pm
-But why do I feel so empty?
CMonster0125 | August 11, 2006 at 7:32 pm
It’s not a stalker, but someone who has been told they only have weeks to live. They just want to end it all a blaze of the Firecrotch.
prideofchucky | August 11, 2006 at 7:35 pm
I think shes just being visited by the Ghost of Herpes Future.
songofkali | August 11, 2006 at 7:36 pm
That 4th picture makes baby jebus cry. :( She could have the most disgusting legs I have ever seen.
pirhan | August 11, 2006 at 7:36 pm
#3 has it bang on.
Pavarottie | August 11, 2006 at 7:38 pm
I bet some poor old lady is sitting in her retirement home about to have a coronary because Lindsay Lohan stole her favorite outfit.
Darwina | August 11, 2006 at 7:41 pm
Doesn’t she know that smoking will make her face all leathery looking??
Oh wait. :p
Ivana Mandalay | August 11, 2006 at 7:47 pm
It’s not a stalker, it’s Brandon Davis trying to apologize for forever branding her “Firecrotch”.
operafairy92 | August 11, 2006 at 8:00 pm
#5-I agree. I heard that a dog twisted her legs up and started to eat them, but then realized it was Lindsay Lohan. After that, he supposedly puked himself to death.
The Hoff | August 11, 2006 at 8:03 pm
#7 … her outfit AND her legs
Tanor | August 11, 2006 at 8:04 pm
Maybe there is no stalker, and its just Lindsey pretending to stalk herself. Maybe its for the attention, whereon she is a victim and not the problem maker.
http://www.BadBreakups.net
yasmin3000y | August 11, 2006 at 8:05 pm
she wishes
BarbadoSlim | August 11, 2006 at 8:07 pm
I don’t think it’s really a stalker, this is just the way her PR person is characterizing her inevitable date with the Grim Reaper.
tic..toc…tic…toc…
Sarah-Jean | August 11, 2006 at 8:20 pm
It just sounds typical. I don
BarbadoSlim | August 11, 2006 at 9:39 pm
Looking at these pictures, boy, this ‘ho looks battered.
Ridden hard and put away wet.
Nimuë LaMer | August 11, 2006 at 10:43 pm
Rode hard and put up wet…. Damn B’Slim, you beat me to it!…
Okay, to quote my mom “she looks like who did it and ran!”
Nimuë LaMer | August 11, 2006 at 10:45 pm
Rode hard and put up wet…. Damn B’Slim, you beat me to it!…
Okay, to quote my mom “she looks like who did it and ran!”
Smivey | August 11, 2006 at 11:35 pm
OK, I’ll admit it. I was the one who was stalking Lindsay. But that was before I saw these photos. Ugh. What the hell was I thinking? I’m going back to camping out on Michelle Trachtenberg’s lawn.
suzy | August 11, 2006 at 11:57 pm
ew, she smokes now.. and she’s starting to look like her mother… yuck
and she has granny legs.. wtf is wrong with her?
Alice-Mary | August 12, 2006 at 12:00 am
I’m stalking her. Her fetid cooter ate my grandma. I LIKED that grandma.
hercjm | August 12, 2006 at 12:08 am
Interesting thing I’ve noticed about the Hohan: she always manages to look human in exactly one photo, and like some sort of hideous, slutty, undead creature in all of the rest.
For example, photo #5 isn’t that bad. Then you look at photo #7 and you go blind for an hout.
ImSuicidal | August 12, 2006 at 12:51 am
In the 2nd to last pic, are those her granny pantie thong drawers in her hand??
http://www.thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/images/2006/08/lindsay-lohan-panties-01.jpg
aww its deb | August 12, 2006 at 1:32 am
i cannot stand her combover. she’s got a forehead big enough to show a movie on.
samanta | August 12, 2006 at 2:11 am
She looks just like her mum with her head down…same age and everything. Lookin’ good Dino!
Roderick | August 12, 2006 at 3:10 am
We’re talking about a girl who is photographed around the clock by strangers when she does the most mundane things. A girl who shows up in every celebrity gossip magazine, not to mention getting at least one story on this site per week. She can’t even sneeze without having her picture taken. People climb in trees to look at her, and if she gets fired from her job hundreds of thousands of people know the next day.
And she’s worried she might be getting stalked?
che1964 | August 12, 2006 at 3:27 am
No one is stalking her… Think about, how convenient to have a mysterious stalker show up right after you get a straighten up and fly right letter from the studio. This is just a way she can stay in with an excuse.” Hello, Movie studio, yes this is Ms. Lohans personal Asst., yes she can’t make it in because her stalker is outside, yes he’s on the beach.”
This way they can’t prove she hasn’t got a stalker so they have to take it seriously.But it’s really funny that the “stalker” knew when she was going to be at the studio, kinda like he knew she would be there…
LadyJ3000 | August 12, 2006 at 5:38 am
How hard would it be to find Hohan? The infamous “shape up or ship out” letter did have her hotel’s address on it. I think the producers on Georgia Rule want Linds to get stalked or killed so they can get more publicity for their film.
knowhere | August 12, 2006 at 7:54 am
feck, they’re on to me!
jamiew | August 12, 2006 at 8:23 am
She should get this to protect herself:
http://www.sybarites.org/2006/08/05/armored-and-extended-bentley-continental-flying-spur/
rudesauce | August 12, 2006 at 9:27 am
pic #7: She must have fire-crapped her panties. Look at the expression on her face! I suppose she’s searching for the nearest trash receptacle to ditch those crispy, crusty suckers!
Skönflicka | August 12, 2006 at 9:51 am
Fat face (double-chin) with skinny legs … I don’t get it.
Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest | August 12, 2006 at 10:55 am
I would NOT hit it. Well, maybe.
augustbaby | August 12, 2006 at 12:14 pm
In the fourth picture, where she is covering her face with her sweater, check out the ubiquitous red Kabbalah string on her left wrist. Ugh!
herbiefrog | August 12, 2006 at 12:33 pm
of course…
…if you imagine
…for a moment
…that it’s
…a
pr
…opportunity :)
1. feels like i’ve got a stalker in my head, i need a fag
2. still sometimes it feels good, let’s buy something :)
3. oh no, he’ll see these, lets pretend to hide…
4. ok we dont have to hide, but we should probably be coy
5. is this out of order, or are we still buying stuff? i’m gonna make a dash for it and have a fag…
6. here i am back at the car, looking better :)
7. fuck, i puked over my top, should i was it or just throw it away… i might just drop it here
8. [smiling] i’ll just hide it behind my back, still… looking forward to tonight :))
have fun babe :) stalker? nos?
just in there too L) [alien wiv a boot)
CraigC | August 12, 2006 at 12:57 pm
Based on what I’ve read about her, why would he need to stalk her?
whoworksatworkanyhow | August 12, 2006 at 1:02 pm
#35 has it exactly right. and i think the weird crappy outfits are her pathetic attempt to dress better. someone should tell her that better does not equally weird-grandma-crappy. silly dog.
ValeWolf | August 12, 2006 at 1:28 pm
Mr. Superficial is the stalker… don’t you get it? he posts stuff about her all day! He IS the stalker.
herbiefrog | August 12, 2006 at 1:38 pm
#38 it’s ok, we do get it
we understand…
we understand…
…
we understand
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that’s a lot of work
to provide the results
for a busy person
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MadSeason | August 12, 2006 at 2:36 pm
Aw, you caught me.
HolisticWisdomcom | August 12, 2006 at 3:18 pm
Regardless of how attractive people think she is, I have to empathize. Being stalked is terrifying-
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/stalking-cyber-stalking.htm
BarbadoSlim | August 12, 2006 at 3:38 pm
Ok, ok since none of you girlie-men are up for it, I will hit this std-infested sack of flesh;, but I request the following items be present in the room at all times:
1. the three breasted chick from the movie Total Recall.
2.five lard covered midget women, two white, one latina and two of mongolian descent.
3.two Remington double barrel shotguns.
4.a spatula.
5.a dozen titanium fiber condoms.
6.a continuous loop of “People who Died” by the Jim Carroll Band playing in the background.
7.two dollars.
Sassy | August 12, 2006 at 3:39 pm
She’s one giant whore,err, freckle.
PaisleyMoon | August 12, 2006 at 5:44 pm
Her stalker is drunken stepfather. That fuckwad posts an “I am the Lohan stalker” shit nearly everyday. His obsession with Blowfuck makes me puke. She makes me puke. She makes me want to poke my eyeballs out with pencils.
Justin Igger | August 12, 2006 at 6:07 pm
i bet her pussy tastes like strawberries and i would bring the whip cream my niggers for real though
PunjabPete | August 12, 2006 at 6:21 pm
#42 – LMAO
And that is the difference between an average plebe and a true artist…
I salute you…
Whiplash | August 12, 2006 at 7:05 pm
Lindsay, honey, don’t you know that if you would just PAY your dealer what you owe him he wouldn’t have to track you down at work? What, do you think just because you’re “famous” you can get that shit for free?
TrannyGranny | August 12, 2006 at 10:50 pm
42 B-slim
THIS is why you are my favorite pirate, EVER!!!!
And, tis my own opinion that the “stalker” is merely either :
A) the public health inspector, looking for his watch (guess where)
B)a hazmat team, wanting to practice sanitizing biological hell unleashed in a vagina
C)Homeland Security, trying to capture her, to fight the terrorists. you know, fight fire with fire-crotch.
C was not a referance to hair-color, rather a referance to the fact her disgusting cunt shoots flaming STD’s when aggrevated.
Hugs kisses and cocks in your face fishies.
getalife | August 12, 2006 at 11:42 pm
has anyone read her interview in spetember’s Elle? she is SERIOUSLY retarded. i mean in a DSMiv kind of way. waht a dumbass! and might i say, FUGLY
I Fucked Your Honor Student | August 13, 2006 at 12:58 pm
Guess who I fucked last night?