Life & Style reports Lindsay Lohan spent over $1 million on clothes and accessories last year and is visiting a hypnotist to help her control her shopping.
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Linnea | June 1, 2006 at 12:11 pm
Hey, I heard from Lindsay that magic hippos have the best blow.
The Girl | June 1, 2006 at 12:12 pm
I think we can all agree that Lindsay has much bigger problems than a shopping addiction. Ahem.
geedarn | June 1, 2006 at 12:15 pm
I can’t believe this firecrotch can even make that much money. Life is cruel. But not to her I guess.
Jacq | June 1, 2006 at 12:15 pm
I think that she’s someone who is addicted to being addicted to whatever is cool at the moment.
I think that shopping is the least of her worries – when is someone going to call the LAFD? I heard her crotch is on fire.
waterranger | June 1, 2006 at 12:16 pm
I thought she was poor! Doesnt she only make 7 million?? That will only last her…… like 7 years! She is so dirty and poor! ewww!
Astriastar | June 1, 2006 at 12:17 pm
wtf? I thought she was poor? How could she afford to spend so much money? That damn Brandon Davis lied to me…
Jacq | June 1, 2006 at 12:17 pm
That would make her worth only, like, $6M which is REALLY REALLY poor.
isegoria | June 1, 2006 at 12:19 pm
she’s just a dumb twat.
wasn’t there a post on her wasting 1 million on motels for dirty, raunchy midget sex or something?
anyway, that means she’s only worth 5 mil.
oh dear.
Binky | June 1, 2006 at 12:20 pm
Well a new story is good – I think everyone was running low on ‘bitch’ jokes.
I visited a hypnotist once. Unfortunately it was Raveen and I’ve lost all recollection of why it cost $20. My memory was wiped out. However I now recall there was less cheese in Velveeta.
Pearly | June 1, 2006 at 12:23 pm
I’m amzed she “blows” this kind of money on clothes and then wears the same skanky white leggings every day..she never looks well dressed! What a waste…
Pearly | June 1, 2006 at 12:23 pm
-amazed
Jacq | June 1, 2006 at 12:24 pm
I could give a shit. Get back to me when she’s got nothing left. THAT is what I want to watch.
Italian Stallion | June 1, 2006 at 12:24 pm
@4 “I think that shopping is the least of her worries – when is someone going to call the LAFD? I heard her crotch is on fire.”
SOM…….
purplepuppy | June 1, 2006 at 12:27 pm
#10
Yes! It is amazing how she spends thousands of dollars on clothes and still looks like something the dog threw up.
They Suck | June 1, 2006 at 12:31 pm
If she spends over a million bucks on clothes, then why the hell wasn’t she wearing any underpants at the freakin’ Kids Choice Awards? Something just isn’t adding up here…
gammanormids | June 1, 2006 at 12:32 pm
Great… another Lindsay’s problem: drugs, anorexia, bulimia, asthma… what’s next? Tourette? satanist? diarrhea?
Italian Stallion | June 1, 2006 at 12:33 pm
” My shopping’s insane, and I’m high on cocaine, Lynsey Lohan you better, watch your spending”……
Spindoc | June 1, 2006 at 12:33 pm
Her last movie tanked, in it’s first weekend it didn’t even make back the money that they paid her….trust me, she ain’t getting any more 7 million dollar pay days any time soon, People finally figured out that Mean Girls was good in spite of her…not because of.
I bet all her clothes smell like hair dyde, tomatoe soup B.O. and menthol cigarettes, and NOTHING goes with Prada like Tomato Soup B.O.
spatz | June 1, 2006 at 12:35 pm
god life is so unfair.
PapaHotNuts | June 1, 2006 at 12:37 pm
Hopefully, the hypnotist will convince her that she is actually Kurt Cobain, and.. well, you know what happens next.
spatz | June 1, 2006 at 12:37 pm
on that note i’m going to go scrape together 1.50 for a dirty water dog for lunch. go me
Jacq | June 1, 2006 at 12:37 pm
Insofar as her panties – it’s more like she’s wearing Wednesday’s on Friday. Ewwww!
gogoboots | June 1, 2006 at 12:37 pm
If they made it up, it’s a pretty believable story…the hypnotist b.s. takes it a little far though…
BigJim | June 1, 2006 at 12:38 pm
Rumor has it she also has a problem keeping her legs together.
mushmouth | June 1, 2006 at 12:41 pm
Here ya guys go, since Mariah’s obese and fat, this is just your type. She’s got gorgeous pointy bones, eh??
Italian Stallion | June 1, 2006 at 12:44 pm
@20 So what happens next? Courtney Love puts a hit out on her……I don’t get it……
libertarienne | June 1, 2006 at 12:46 pm
Whoa, sweetheart. Don’t blow through that paltry seven million so quickly!
sirokai | June 1, 2006 at 12:50 pm
How can she spend $1 million when she’s only worth $7 million? Oh wait, everyone else made that joke already.
She was good in Parent Trap, and then she grew up. She needs to figure out Paris Hilton’s secret… Paris doesn’t buy stuff, people just give her stuff for free. And she doesn’t have to put any effort into her acting. And she probably has a real firecrotch. AND she has a videogame. Beat that!
TaiTai | June 1, 2006 at 12:51 pm
@26 no, she becomes some overrated icon of an angsty and lost generation that ruins decent music for the next 10 years. We don’t want that to happen do we?
PapaHotNuts | June 1, 2006 at 12:51 pm
Leave it Stallion to fuck up a perfectly good suicide joke.
Fisher55 | June 1, 2006 at 12:52 pm
bored of her. i get excited for a new thread, and then i find out it’s either about lindsey or paris, then i get depressed, then i cut myself some more with this razor
Feed_Me_Chocolate | June 1, 2006 at 12:54 pm
Maybe the hypnotist can get her to stop being the Swirling Vortex of STD’s.
pinky_nip | June 1, 2006 at 12:55 pm
I think she should join the carnival and be the flame-throwing vagina.
Puppy Kicker | June 1, 2006 at 12:57 pm
If I were her hypnotist I’d make her believe she was a mandrill and maker her fling poo at people.
artie_lange's_liver | June 1, 2006 at 12:58 pm
why do celebs where those big ugly sunglasses nowadays? they’re just stupid looking
RichPort | June 1, 2006 at 12:59 pm
This girl used to have a rack.. now her sunglasses are bigger than her tits
Italian Stallion | June 1, 2006 at 1:00 pm
@29 I let that slide if you send me some Tai stick……..
@30 I got it motherfucker, it made me cry, I’m gonna go drown my sorrows in some food with Mariah……………
guest1234567 | June 1, 2006 at 1:02 pm
It’s only a matter of time before Xenu knows she has that much disposable income. “Hey baby, is that an Operating Thetan in my pants, or am I just happy to see you?”
emaree | June 1, 2006 at 1:10 pm
you’d think if she spent so much on clothes she wouldn’t look like something a laundromat barfed up.
amy | June 1, 2006 at 1:14 pm
More like she spent 1 million dollars on COKE last year.
Jedi Kevin | June 1, 2006 at 1:20 pm
How much did she spend on those stupid sunglasses? Seems like only the really slutty and whorish celebs were them.
Sheva | June 1, 2006 at 1:22 pm
Lindzer don’t listen to them. You just go on and be the best lowhore you can be and white trash spend all that money and in no time you’ll be back on the Island turning tricks on a Hicksville corner with Mariah Carey’s sister.
But before you do, blow me again while wearing your granny sunglasses. That’s hot.
Jacq | June 1, 2006 at 1:23 pm
Hey – here’s an idea! It’s called a BUDGET! Ever heard of that? It’s not like she’s always had fuckwads of money.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | June 1, 2006 at 1:24 pm
I once went to a hypnotist for my giant, firm breasts problem. He would dangle a pocket watch in front of my eyes as I grew sleepier and sleepier, and when I came to he’d do the same – all over my tits. I don’t think it worked too well, but I wish Lindsay the best of luck with her freckled vagina problem, or whatever.
kandyk0119 | June 1, 2006 at 1:25 pm
She better save some money for Valtrex and Antibiotics for all those nasty STD’s her and Paris keep swapping!
sita | June 1, 2006 at 1:32 pm
uhmm… so she also spent a million on Chateau Marmont… basically she’s like an Hollywood escort…
HughJorganthethird | June 1, 2006 at 1:35 pm
She may not be the best dressed girl in the poorhouse but she will definetly be the skankiest.
TaiTai | June 1, 2006 at 1:36 pm
@37 next time I go to tai-land
maybe that tai stick is what happened to Lindsey? Nah I think it was just the ugly stick, har har
Spacedog | June 1, 2006 at 1:56 pm
Apparently Hohan tried to tempt and seduce Marc Jacobs with her gaping firecrotch in order to get free clothes but she couldn’t turn him. Dude’s as gay as a French horn.
Agatha | June 1, 2006 at 2:05 pm
She’s wearing a big shopping problem on her face — I can’t believe she bought those!
P.S. I loved her new movie!