Lindsay Lohan has reportedly been sending Brody Jenner text messages the last couple weeks while in rehab, and last Saturday she allegedly texted him that all she wanted was “McDonald’s and sex.”
Really? McDonald’s and sex? She’s officially become a caricature of herself. If I was to make up a story about her texting from rehab that’s exactly what it would’ve been. I’m just waiting for the day she puts on a silly hat, picks up a rifle, and goes hunting for wabbits.
And because she’s a child, here’s Lindsay Lohan screaming for attention by trying to make love to the camera and then pretending to hide under a jacket. She might as well be twirling a fiery baton while trying to do cartwheels and yelling: “Look what I can do!”
Wasn’t there a song about this? No wait, that was sex and CANDY. My bad.
She’s such a whore. Why hasn’t anyone scalped that bitch yet?
Oh, and #32… I just died laughing. Thank you.
Clearly she meant Ronald McDonald sex, with the special kind of secret sauce she likes.
I love how she’s acting like she’s stuck in lockdown rehab..like she can’t walk out of that place any time she likes(again) and get herself a Filet-o-Fish and a man whore.
How can anyone knock McDonalds n’ Sex?
That sounds like heaven. And it’s obviously safer for the children than Brandy on our highways. Or than cracked out Pete Dougherty(on vacation)in a motel room.
hmm, she didnt mention cocaine….WHAT HAVE YOU DONE REHAB?!?!?! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HER????
dammit, I actually want her clothes!!!
…but what the hell’s going on with that trench coat?
Ho on the loose looking for penis. Get a good grip there Lindzer and suck hard for the prize.
Ho it up Lindzer, ho it up. (Paris and co. are trying to take your ho title. Don’t give up without a fight.)
her pants are way to fucking long. can she not get a fucking tailor.
and her boots are fashionably worn. lame.
Mmmm mmm.. chicken mcnuggets and cum slurpees..
Hey, she had her appendix out and hours later, after abdominal surgery, she was partying, and has displayed no scars at all in a bikini afterwards.
So I totally believe she’s in rehab.
Really.
Honestly, I do.
You would think at this point that someone, somewhere, would have the goddamn sense to take that fucking text-device away from her. Has she ever sent anything even adiquite from it?
LILO STEP AWAY FROM THE BLACKBERRY
#61 ha ha ha ha ha :-))
I mean really, why the uproar?
Isn’t McDonald’s and sex really what all red blooded Americans want?
The reason for her easy association of sex and McDonalds is because sex with Lindsay is like McDonalds. It’s cheap, quick, fills you with remorse and gives you the shits two hours later.
Lindsay is a BABE – she’s just a fucking mess. Paris is a skanky tranny that is a fucking diseased mess. Britney is Brandon Davis’ true love match and they’re both a fucking mess. But Lindsay, Lindsay is actually and truly pretty.
#43 – and I blame you for this, too: DEER PARK, N.Y.
wow, why doesn’t she swing by ronald mcdonald’s place and have both at the same time?