Lindsay Lohan actually showed up to court today where Judge Marsha Revel ordered her to attend one alcohol education class a week, submit to random drug testing and wear a SCRAM bracelet within 24 hours. TMZ reports:
Lindsay’s lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, began to object to the conditions, but when the judge said she would state out loud all the reasons why the conditions were appropriate — Holley backed off and accepted the conditions.
And the judge indicated Lindsay must stay in the L.A. area — which will get in the way of shooting a movie in Texas. The judge basically said, tough luck.
Mind you … the conditions the judge imposed must be met in order for Lindsay to remain free on bail. The judge is also scheduling a hearing to determine if Lindsay has violated her probation — the date for the hearing is July 6.
What’s even more awesome about this story is that the judge actually postponed her vacation after finding out her substitute wasn’t going to make Lindsay wear the bracelet or take random drug tests. Which makes me wonder how that person even has a job. I didn’t realize you could graduate from judge school just by telling bad guys to be nice. “Hey, you snort one more line of a coke and you’re on time-out, missy. — Okay, one more after that one, and I’m serious. You’re sitting on the steps for five minutes.”