Lindsay should’ve shown more boob

May 24th, 2010 // 46 Comments

Lindsay Lohan actually showed up to court today where Judge Marsha Revel ordered her to attend one alcohol education class a week, submit to random drug testing and wear a SCRAM bracelet within 24 hours. TMZ reports:

Lindsay’s lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, began to object to the conditions, but when the judge said she would state out loud all the reasons why the conditions were appropriate — Holley backed off and accepted the conditions.
And the judge indicated Lindsay must stay in the L.A. area — which will get in the way of shooting a movie in Texas. The judge basically said, tough luck.
Mind you … the conditions the judge imposed must be met in order for Lindsay to remain free on bail. The judge is also scheduling a hearing to determine if Lindsay has violated her probation — the date for the hearing is July 6.

What’s even more awesome about this story is that the judge actually postponed her vacation after finding out her substitute wasn’t going to make Lindsay wear the bracelet or take random drug tests. Which makes me wonder how that person even has a job. I didn’t realize you could graduate from judge school just by telling bad guys to be nice. “Hey, you snort one more line of a coke and you’re on time-out, missy. — Okay, one more after that one, and I’m serious. You’re sitting on the steps for five minutes.”

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  1. bar room hero

    derrr…

    looks funny in the picture. I’d still bop her hard.

  2. Gweb

    Because nothing says “I demand to be taken seriously!” than showing up in court wearing tight black leather pants with your tits hanging out.

  3. Andrew

    what a f*cking joke. this girl needs jail time bad. who the hell wears that to court?

  4. TS

    Sweet judicial system…Say what you mean and mean what you say, for a change.

  5. Urbanspaceman

    It says here that the judge’s ruling of 43 days will not last 7. Lindsay will LILO her way out of this. Just watch.

  6. Killitwithfire!

    Rofl…

  7. Eric

    My 43 year old wife looks younger than 23 year old Lindsay.

  8. Jenny

    She looks good. Maybe I can get her to give up her addiction to drugs, in exchange for an addiction to my pussy.

  9. bananas

    they should just throw her in jail so she can`t spead vds with that red vortex of hers

  10. farles chew

    Is it just me or is Lindsay beginning to look a lot like Tom Sizemore?

  11. Heh. Yeah, substitute. He was male and knows what he was going to do. Judge likey firecrotch.

  12. asdf

    What’s with the ring?

  13. mike

    LiLo is like Triple H, always sporting the scowl.

  14. Matthew

    odds on hohan screw this up 10-1 odds and her mom should be throw to jail to be a acceery

  15. Do_FreeBird

    Nothing impresses a judge more than dirty, matted, uncombed hair.

  16. Do_FreeBird

    Nothing impresses a judge more than dirty, matted, uncombed hair.

  17. HLM

    I like that judge more & more everyday. Now if only she added that it didn’t matter if Lilo couldn’t go to Texas to film that movie because “it isn’t going to make any money anyway.”
    Did her lawyer actually let her wear that shirt to court??

  18. Bette Noire

    @14

    Acceery? Fucking acceery? You have got to be fucking kidding me you ignorant cunt. That shit hurts my eyes. JFC. You are an idiot.

    accessory…accessory…accessory…accessory

    Fuck you.

  19. Hefe

    Too bad she didn’t order her to refrain from penis.

  20. LJ

    This woman’s photo should be posted in schoolrooms across the country to show younger teens how a life of alcohol abuse and drug abuse causes your face to puff up and look ten to fifteen years older than you really are.

  21. STFUP

    The skank NEEDED jail time! No worries though – she’ll mess up soon enough.
    -
    My biggest disappointment is that the judge didn’t order a drug test TODAY – so find the coke she’d been doing in Cannes.

  22. havoc

    What’s sad is the media making this look like the trial of the century. Probably helicopters circling above.

    Breaking News My Ass.

    Its just some alcoholic, drug addict, club rat…..

    .

  23. °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°

    she can’t even act anymore …as evidenced by these poop-strained faces she’s forcing

    this white trash needs to clean up her act …she nearly passed for classy back in her mean girls days

  24. Shep

    The only problem with the notion that Lohan will avoid ending up overdosed on a bathroom floor at a truck stop by ending up in jail is the fact that drugs are just as easy to come by in jail too. I can see her slipping 20′s to the guards to get her the fix she needs or drinking or sniffing bathroom cleaning products. The girls resourceful!

  25. Sardonic

    She looks like a slutty paralegal with a Monday morning hangover.

  26. Lupe

    Why is this woman a story at all. She isn’t that good of an actress and if she doesn’t care about her carreer or her legal troubles why should anyone else.

  27. SO RIGHT

    Did she really wear that? Had she buttoned up her white shirt, pulled her hair back in a combed pony tail and worn a nice pair of pants, all would have been ok. But look at her! Seriously! Have some respect for the court system and yourself.

  28. Badger Bob

    Anyone care to bet that the LILO lawyer will find a reason to file a motion while the judge is on vacation so that some other judge will overturn such sensible orders?

  29. joho777

    When you piss off the judge by not appearing when scheduled and by not fufilling your obligations, it just opens the door for the judge to slam you with more restrictions.

    Stay tuned!

  30. nic

    It’s “you’re” not “your” in the last sentence, ‘fish!!!

  31. boo

    @23, I agree about the over exaggerated facial expressions. Especially love the “perplexed” and the “indignant”.

  32. stinkdaddy

    How unbelievably and unexpectedly awesome. Between this and that pig Monjack I almost feel like it’s *possible* there’s some small bit of fairness and justice in the world. That’s a positive feeling that might even last long enough on its own for me to click away from celebrity gossip and remember all the terrible shit that’s… damn, maybe not.

  33. white oprah must die!

    “Lindsay’s lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, began to object to the conditions, but when the judge said she would state out loud all the reasons why the conditions were appropriate — Holley backed off and accepted the conditions.”

    I imagine the exchange went something like this:

    Judge: “No alcohol, random drug testing, wearing a SCRAM bracelet & stay in California!”
    Holley: “Your honor, I object. My client is a…
    Judge: “Over-ruled. And, if you insist on speaking again, I will finish that sentence for you:”
    Holley: “We accept every one of your conditions, your honor”

    I can just imagine white “I’m a delusional enabler” oprah cringing as she expect the judge to call her daughter a spoiled arrogant cokewhore…

  34. sara

    you don’t graduate from JUDGE SCHOOL…you go to LAW SCHOOL become a LAWYER practice for a good chunk of your life and then get NOMINATED to become JUSTICE

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    You’re wrong, your honor. Vodka doesn’t count as alcohol and cocaine doesn’t count as a drug. They’re both organic…

    This poor bitch is so fucking stupid that her heart may just stop pumping blood to her brain cuz she’s not using it.

    Or is she?

  36. HI

    She looks like she doesn’t understand the charges. You know in Lindsey’s mind there’s a half baked, coked, methed, drunk idea that her attire made her look like some character in a movie or music video she saw once who was able to sway a judge with seductive glances. She probably needs to go to the funny farm for a couple of years to be reintroduced to reality.

  37. the way that will make a movie in Texas. The judge basically said, tough luck.

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  40. misstitty

    she’s an effen imbecile ..
    that lip looks like my ass….
    what an absurd little human being ..
    vulgar & the smirkin’ that comes from drug addicts who think they ‘re kiddin’ somebody …
    that’s what’ll get her locked up in the end ..
    that arrogant attitude of entitlement & superiority ..
    whew!

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  44. avictor

    I think it was a poor decision on the judges part to interfere with Lindsay’s work.

    IF Lindsey was speaking the truth about work in Texas she should have been allowed to go.

    So what now she will sit around with nothing productive to do except attend a class once a week and a random drug test once a week?
    They have both drug testing labs and classes in Texas.

    IF the judge believes Lindsay has a drug problem why in the hell would she force her to have way too much free time rather then keep busy working?

    But if Lindsey was lying about work waiting for her in TX they should add perjury to her charges and toss her in a cell.

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