Lindsay Lohan going under the knife

January 4th, 2007 // 102 Comments
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Lindsay Lohan checked into a Los Angeles hospital today to get her appendix removed. She saw a doctor yesterday after feeling ill and was diagnosed with appendicitis. Her publicist Leslie Sloane-Zelnik confirmed the surgery, saying very plainly: “She is having her appendix removed.”

I don’t want to imply that bad things happen to bad people, but Hitler was a pretty bad person and now he’s dead. Coincidence? Only time will tell. And don’t even ask what that girl in the background is doing. I’m pretty sure even she doesn’t know.


  1. maybe if the sew it onto her face she’d be less repulsive!

  2. yeah, that and some other plastic surgery probably

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