Lindsay Lohan checked into a Los Angeles hospital today to get her appendix removed. She saw a doctor yesterday after feeling ill and was diagnosed with appendicitis. Her publicist Leslie Sloane-Zelnik confirmed the surgery, saying very plainly: “She is having her appendix removed.”
I don’t want to imply that bad things happen to bad people, but Hitler was a pretty bad person and now he’s dead. Coincidence? Only time will tell. And don’t even ask what that girl in the background is doing. I’m pretty sure even she doesn’t know.
BoognishRising | January 4, 2007 at 1:49 pm
First
steveperry | January 4, 2007 at 1:50 pm
i hope they remove her left breast and mail it to Batman. for great justice.
cole007 | January 4, 2007 at 1:51 pm
It twas… it twas…. the BOOZE that she quit that sent that organ into total shock and meltdown.
(sirens)…
BarbadoSlim | January 4, 2007 at 1:51 pm
So they’re finally gonna try and pump out all that semen.
good luck with that.
crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com | January 4, 2007 at 1:52 pm
Come on. Comparing Lindsay Lohan and Hitler? That’s ludicrous. Hitler never even once fucked Jared Leto.
more on lindsay at crabbie’s
supanigga | January 4, 2007 at 1:54 pm
she’s going in for DD’s, and to fix up her firecrotch lips.
Pointandlaugh | January 4, 2007 at 1:55 pm
I think that chick in the background is doing her Gomer Pyle impression, on a C.B. “Well Gooollllllay! Break 1-9 pardner!”
joeylea | January 4, 2007 at 1:55 pm
I had my appendix removed a couple months ago… OUCH!
LL | January 4, 2007 at 1:56 pm
Christ, is she capable of appearing in public WITHOUT showing off her hoo-hoo? I know we can’t see it in this picture, but I’m thinking that whatever she’s wearing underneath that retarded pink dress (if indeed she’s wearing anything under it) leaves little to the imagination, not that we need imagination now in regards to her bajingo. Hell, I made it my Christmas card this year. It’s a collage of Lohan beaver shots, but very tasteful and artistic.
I guess while she’s in the hospital, she’ll be wearing that gown backwards, so the easy-access part will be in front. ‘Cause god forbid that any of us forget that she has a vagina.
Spindoc | January 4, 2007 at 1:57 pm
Maybe the publicists finally figured out that nobody was buying the “Exaustion” excuse and had to think of something new. I would look at future pics of her in a bikini to see if there is REALLY an appendix scar, sounds more like she just partied too hard or is going in for a Liver transplant.
Nando | January 4, 2007 at 1:58 pm
Lindsay’s going to have one of those virginity operations so she can feel like a virgin again…that slut.
BarbadoSlim | January 4, 2007 at 1:58 pm
Hopefully they’ll remove everything that’s not serving any purpose.
Of course uh, that’ll only leave her twat, which will be preserved for the scientific purpose of coming up with vaccines for all her venereals.
And while we are at it that.. thing? beside her, I thought all people THAT ugly were put down in the 1970′s
Xanthia | January 4, 2007 at 2:00 pm
If there is a God in Heaven then that girl in the background is calling for an emergency eyebrow wax and to have that hairline lifted … she looks like a close relative of a Yeti! I don’t think I have ever seen a woman with furrier eyebrows – EVER.
Sexy-Celebs.Com | January 4, 2007 at 2:01 pm
Nando, I agree with you. She won’t be first.
cole007 | January 4, 2007 at 2:05 pm
someone fucked their way to the appedix. jesus christ, what next?
sol | January 4, 2007 at 2:09 pm
#11 Nando nailed it, she’s actually having that “vaginal rejuvenation” surgery. Might actually be an appropriate medical treatment for her…
http://www.drmatlock.com/
Tracie | January 4, 2007 at 2:11 pm
It looks like Lindsay’s hairy background friend is actually in “mid-wretch” after accidently leaning into the path of the wicked scent of Firecrotch. All of her friends have been hopelessly trying to get Lindsay to put on a pair of pants, with no success so far. Even this night, she walked out of the house with a pair of fugly black leggings and a skimpy pink t-shirt. Everyone in her entourage was delighted until LL simply had to rip off the pants in the limo to “have better access for scratching”.
bnawtee | January 4, 2007 at 2:21 pm
I want to wish you good luck and a speedy recovery, young Lohan. We want to see you making an ass out of yourself in public again, and as soon as possible!
lysistrata11 | January 4, 2007 at 2:26 pm
That chick in the background looks like Ugly Betty. Except actually ugly. Knuckle-dragging neanderthal ugly.
Tulgeyhat13 | January 4, 2007 at 2:28 pm
What are you guys talking about? I would looooove to have those bouncy bulbous tits. YUMYUMYUM. I’m a girl and Lindsay makes me as moist as a snack cake down there.
Tulgeyhat13 | January 4, 2007 at 2:28 pm
What are you guys talking about? I would looooove to have those bouncy bulbous tits. YUMYUMYUM. I’m a girl and Lindsay makes me as moist as a snack cake down there.
Tulgeyhat13 | January 4, 2007 at 2:29 pm
What are you guys talking about? I would looooove to have those bouncy bulbous tits. YUMYUMYUM. I’m a girl and Lindsay makes me as moist as a snack cake down there.
Tulgeyhat13 | January 4, 2007 at 2:30 pm
What are you guys talking about? I would looooove to have those bouncy bulbous tits. YUMYUMYUM. I’m a girl and Lindsay makes me as moist as a snack cake down there.
wedgeone | January 4, 2007 at 2:30 pm
Is it me, or do the two “doctors” in that link from post #16 look way too happy about their job? Do they get to test out their work?
Dr. M: “Hey, Al! Check this out – remember when we both were able to put our cocks in this bitches snatch at the same time? Now feel.”
Dr. S: “Damn, Dave! I can hardly fit mine in there now. Great work!”
Dr M.: “Thanks.”
Good luck with the “appendix operation” Linds. You’ll be spending the next 3 weeks in regular clothes out of the scandal sheets.
God has blessed us all!
H8TR | January 4, 2007 at 2:31 pm
So glad to see that Lindsay is ringing in the new year by being so health conscious. After all of the “asthma attacks” and “exhaustion” last year, we can only hope that this hospitilization puts Lindsay on the road to recovery.
Really, nothing says “serious about my heath” more than a big bottle of Evian water and a nice fresh pack of PARLIAMENT CIGARETTES.
wedgeone | January 4, 2007 at 2:31 pm
Is it me, or do the two “doctors” in that link from post #16 look way too happy about their job? Do they get to test out their work?
Dr. M: “Hey, Al! Check this out – remember when we both were able to put our cocks in this bitches snatch at the same time? Now feel.”
Dr. S: “Damn, Dave! I can hardly fit mine in there now. Great work!”
Dr M.: “I could not even get my big black tube snake in past the head! Thanks for testing this out for me Al.”
Good luck with the “appendix operation” Linds. You’ll be spending the next 3 weeks in regular clothes out of the scandal sheets.
God has blessed us all!
wedgeone | January 4, 2007 at 2:32 pm
Goddamslowassfuckinserver!! Double posts suck ass!
BarbadoSlim | January 4, 2007 at 2:33 pm
@21, maybe you two should hook up, with the newest medications you can have an almost normal sex-life even after contracting herpes.
bigponie | January 4, 2007 at 2:44 pm
I hope that doctors name is Jack the Ripper.
frenchtoaststix | January 4, 2007 at 3:05 pm
Appendicitis = Elective abortion. Who knocked Miss Firecrotch up?
Saera | January 4, 2007 at 3:14 pm
Lol. AHHH the lady in the background. <3
Chaumbrai | January 4, 2007 at 3:14 pm
Why is she going “under the knife”? The doctor is just going to save a step or two and pull it out of her vagina
Missallanpoe | January 4, 2007 at 3:16 pm
I’m pretty sure she’s looking at lindsays drastic looking dress. Most hideous thing I ever seen. I’m pretty sure it should be considered a long shirt.
MystressJade | January 4, 2007 at 3:17 pm
She’s holding up the “victory” sign for one/both of the following reasons:
1. “V” stands for vaginal rejuvination, thanks #16.
2. “2″ stands for how many guys she sucked off in the men’s room 5 seconds prior to this picture.
Celetina | January 4, 2007 at 3:28 pm
Oh, look, another LiLo article, well at least she isn’t wearing a biAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
SHE IS WEARING A PLASTIC SHOPPING BAG WITH A BELT AROUND IT but of course she is; there’s nothing else to be found at the mall or the department stores or anywhere else in the world. I was hunting around with friends on New Year’s Eve in search of a quick, trashy party dress and we spent FIVE FUCKING HOURS looking for something that was topped off with A GIANT GODDAMN BELT AROUND THE CHEST
Just looking at it is raising my blood pressure. Take note, ladies: anything you want this season is going to be ENORMOUS and BELTED TOO HIGH and we’re all going to walk around looking like we’re unsure whether or not we’re trying to divert attention from our chests or our groins.
Why am I here again?
Jenna | January 4, 2007 at 3:28 pm
All I wanna know is if we are going to be able to see the appendectomy (so I can’t spell, leave me alone) scar in the next crotch winger she gives us?
rainbowsandbutterflies | January 4, 2007 at 3:30 pm
so, since when do you wait a day to get your appendix removed? Generally when that bugger goes south, they pluck it out asap
fishyfish | January 4, 2007 at 3:41 pm
Maybe she does have Appendicitis
wedgeone | January 4, 2007 at 3:46 pm
#34 – that’s just too damn funny.
#37 – depends upon how close it is to bursting. I don’t dispute your idea, though. It’s an easy procedure, so getting it done ASAP is pretty standard.
Maybe the surgeon had to coordinate schedules with her plastic surgeon so that they can close her up & not leave a nasty scar? She can afford that luxury on her bankroll.
ToiletDuck | January 4, 2007 at 4:15 pm
Ten bucks says she’s having her snatch tightened up – “Dr. Schwartz, at your cervix!”
ToiletDuck | January 4, 2007 at 4:20 pm
She probably got fucked anally by the biggest penis ever, hence the damage to her appendix (and anything else that happened to be lodged inside her back alley at the time…)
jen42074 | January 4, 2007 at 4:41 pm
All the STDs that she’s caught over the last few years have prolly spread. They have to go in and scrape it out occasionally. Followed by triple doses of antibiotices to make her nice and “fresh” for the next loser who bangs her.
coma12 | January 4, 2007 at 4:43 pm
She not a Yeti man, her name is Yeetah, it’s eastern European.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFCLbwa_nqk
so do your want to touch the angry beaver?
dreamhypnotique | January 4, 2007 at 4:57 pm
She’s a worthless, disgusting, putrid-ugly bitch. Next.
jojo | January 4, 2007 at 5:09 pm
What the hell is that thing behind LL? It looks like she took her fingers and stuck one in each eye, and thumb in her mouth and just pulled straight out. Like that thing in Beetlejuice.
freakspeely | January 4, 2007 at 5:12 pm
The fug behind Lohan isn’t a yeti, it’s a yenta!
panzer | January 4, 2007 at 5:20 pm
actually, i’m not really a yeti. i’m a horse.
sucramus | January 4, 2007 at 5:37 pm
Paging Doctors Milbarge and Fitzhume…
LinternaVerde | January 4, 2007 at 6:20 pm
Question: jrzmommy, danielle, richport, barbadoslim (and sundry), do you people have jobs? Or do you just go on these sites and try to sound clever? Or are you (some or all) university students? If you are students then you should enjoy it while it lasts. It’s the last time in your life that nobody actually expects anything of you.
Large Oil Pastels | January 4, 2007 at 6:21 pm
The chick in the background makes an otherwise boring picture hilarious.
*hi 5*